how even would you handle this?

>>34111335
I'd laugh. What else can you do?

>>34111335
Who's Paul ????????

>>34111335
This looks like the result of a grown man pissing himself in his sleep.

>>34111335
beta
>these are reasonable rules

normal
>fuck off (and probably leaves)

chad
>pretends to follow along but fucks her senseless until she becomes the slave...next day he makes the rules.

Allow me to play doubles advocate. It looks like he fucked up, with Paul, and he begged her for another chance. In her infinite mercy (as a woman) she agreed to show him the rules.
Heck, I wish I had rules when I got into a relationship, so I knew what was off limits.

>>34111335
>work secndvel weekly
what does that mean?

>>34111362
Lick my balls you dirty tripfag

>>34111335
clingy gf is ideal gf

>call up Paul
>tell him to pick you up
>go to the nearest cheapest bar
>eat at least one awful appetizer
>drink too much beer
>tell him to stop fucking your wife
>walk home? maybe

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>>34111362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fx6eCGsXMw

>>34111335
>work sechduel

wew lad

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>>34111335
Tell paul as a bro to eat more ravioli and develop a fupa to attract a qt foreign woman.

If he is too beta, he will have to go back to the plantation with ultra feminist slave master.

>>34111379
>doubles advocate
are you retarded?

>>34111335
This is a girl giving a guy a second chance after he cheated and just said "uhh...it was alcohols fault not mine"

>>34111657
Kek
oreganelio

>>34111335
>no going out anywhere without me
I really hope this is a teenager

>>34111657
grasp down now, you may not be with it with the kids n-sync and let me tell you its a diamond dozen with average dunces like you here who don't understand perfectly snug bug rug alliterations

>>34111335
>sechduel
American education

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>>34111379
>doubles advocate
>not even getting dubs

>>34111335
>sechdule
cute

I could do that easy. Although fuck giving a schedule.

>>34111335
>laugh at bitch
>go on grindr
>chat up some beta twink
>go over
>go balls deep and send bitch a selfie of me fucking the twink
That'll show her for sure.

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>>34111379
Here's a real doubles advocate, pleb.

>>34112337
Show her you're a faggot
>>34112371
No dubs for you fampaikun

>>34112337
If you fuck her before revealing that you're a homosexual, than you both die of AIDS. Better revenge desu.

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>>34112424
Let me try...


HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34112461
Still nothing
Sorry anon

>>34111335
as long as I get my face crammed hard into their crotch until they cum, I'm cool with this

>>34111372
to be honest, if I got this fucking crazy cunt's letter like this, I would pull the chad route just to see if I could call her crazy bluff. All respect for this whore would go out the window.

Let's see how well she can make childish demands with her face pinned into a pillow and my dick ravaging her asshole. I dont even find anal appealing. It would purely be for the pain and punishment.

Fuck I kind of want a stupid crazy bitch like this now

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>>34112555
Too bad you fell for her trick and now you get raped in jail while she fucks your friend.

>>34111335
If someone had those rules for me i could follow them.

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>>34112555
Trips advocate

>>34112537
>>34112631
fucking cucks all of you. please chop your cock and balls off and hand it into the nearest beta male minder and prepare for slave collaring and mandatory shopping bag carrying and financial distribution

>>34112606
nah all this crazy skank needs to be shown is that she can't control another human being. giving into her power trip will result in her taking more and more and then you become her bitch boi chad creampie cleaner-upper

I hope youre hungry you cuck, chaddiepoo had a lot of cummies today :3

>>34111421
thanks for making me smile before i die

>>34111335
>please call the office
Call the fucking office OP.

Yandere as fuck, 5/5 until she cucks you with a nigger

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>>34112698
I'm okay with this. I would even make sure the wash cloth is the right temperature to wipe off all my leftover spit.