>wake up >see this >she says "oh, you survived"

Hey l just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me, maybe.

>>34111322
>"oh, you survived"
Well goddammit.

>>34111322
Tell her to suck the poison out of my dick so i dont die again

>>34111424
>getting poisoned from being pushed down the stairs
mmh

>>34111322
Kick her in the head. If she's surprised by my survival instead of relieved, there's no guarantee that she won't finish the job.

>>34111444
Yeah i guess the infection must have started oozing the poison as i hit myself in the dick while falling, just keep *pushes her head in my crotch* sucking on this and you will see, trust me

>>34111465
>he wants to live
get outta my board, normie

>>34111322
>i am still Alive
Well shit...

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>>34111322
Tell her I have Terminal Orgasmic Disorder and if she forces me to cum inside her I'll die for sure.

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>>34111322
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME???
original coment

>>34111322
HuuuhI survived? from what?

>>34111322
Call her maybe

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>>34112749
staying a virgin for 20 whole years

>>34111322
are you my future waifu?

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>>34111322
>oh, you survived
Oh boy, I can't even kill myself

>>34112763
>20
Try 22, pussy.

>>34111322
I heard them say we've reached Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us go.

>>34112797

Try 26, hobknocker.

>>34111322
I only survived to see them titties.

>>34112875
>CRJ
>titties
nah try again