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Depends on how much older.

>>34122630
Fifteen years max.

>>34122635

Sounds great, why not.

Do it
He wants a cuddle

>>34122602
is this a new meme cause idgi

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>tfw your whole family decides to inbreed for money and power, so you turn out like this

>>34122600
Why is he in coma from eating chicken tendies?
Why would he eat so many tendies?
Was it a suicide attempt?

>>34122600
>420
I see what you did there.

UPVOTED!

>>34122688
Dubs for the devils lettuce

>>34122592
They do, just not with you
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34122592
Because there's a billion other cool things to do and it's messy

>>34122592
Some are frigid, but most are sluts who can't resist a good dicking.

>>34122537
my parents never had any friends themselves when growing up and were not on good terms with relatives or neighbours and my mother is an emotionally unstable mess, no wonder I turned out a friendless anxious loser with zero social skills

>>34122579
I mean while I was growing up, they had friends in their youth of course

Yeah I had shitty parents who pretty much taught me wrong.

idk but I plan to publicly out myself one day

you want to buy an esport team?

>>34123510
yeah and manage it myself

Everyone thinks I'm some sort of psycho murder or something, so I have my doubts about that.

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I can't say which side of her face is fine.

>>34122519
Pretty sure thats a snapchat filter

>>34122494
Ask her to wash it for you when you're done.

>>34122494
that's what you get for buying stuff for degens, at least throw it out to show you got a tiny bit of self respect left in you

What hentai were you watching?

nobody cares op
original

My cat does this too
All you can do really is be extra affectionate afterwards so you can demonstrate that it wasn't intentional

>>34122441
>thunderstorm, outside cat wants in bad
>let it inside
>have a comfy evening chilling with the cat in my lap
>then it pisses on my bed despite it having a nearby litter box
>send it back out into the storm

Fucking cats

How do I become /cunt/? Truth is that I dislike 99% of people in my life but I pretend to like them and be nice for some reason.

i'm a cunt when i'm alone but when i converse with other people i am extremely nice and polite on instinct, although i am usually having intrusive thoughts that make it hard to pay attention or enjoy being alive, just the worst possible shit comes into my mind no matter what

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>talking to Stacy on normiebook
>she was asking me about homework shit for college
>she ends up talking about random shit once I say no to see if she can persuade me otherwise
>eventually says something like "I get people, you know? I know what other people like"
>"If you "got" people, then you would have left me alone when I told you I was busy"
>never answered back
>mfw

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I agree, but I love using the emoji things on snapchat to do horrible things. Here's one I did for Christmas when I was supposed to meet a girl in Japan but didn't.

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>>34122391
This is one of my favorites for its simplicity, but I regret taking a picture of that marble. Too many people were confused and thought that was part of my art.

i only ever use them ironically

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will probably dump some stuff while nobody gets here

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someone get here, please

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I don't want this to be another one of my ruined threads

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>>34122229
>turning 27 this year
>still in university

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>stressed before college even starts
>got a ticket thats 200$ for going over 2 in a school zone
>girlfriend breaks up with me
>thinking about the debt I will have from college

this is my life now.

>>34122300
You'd better be studying STEM, kiddo.

>>34122184

>do you think donald trump will save me

Lmao you're fucked friend

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The pendulum swinging back to the middle includes the creation of tech jobs, so yes you will be saved.
Hang in there kiddo, I'm in the same boat as you.
Please don't commit suicide anon.

>>34122184
Don't do it anon
Maybe you should lower your standards for jobs
I know plenty of smart successful people who spent too long doing shit jobs

are you robert benfer

>>34122227
No I am not. Originale

menaquinone?