Who here /cunt/? I'm always rude and mean whenever I have

How do I become /cunt/? Truth is that I dislike 99% of people in my life but I pretend to like them and be nice for some reason.

i'm a cunt when i'm alone but when i converse with other people i am extremely nice and polite on instinct, although i am usually having intrusive thoughts that make it hard to pay attention or enjoy being alive, just the worst possible shit comes into my mind no matter what

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>talking to Stacy on normiebook
>she was asking me about homework shit for college
>she ends up talking about random shit once I say no to see if she can persuade me otherwise
>eventually says something like "I get people, you know? I know what other people like"
>"If you "got" people, then you would have left me alone when I told you I was busy"
>never answered back
>mfw

>>34122365
Who here /edgelord/?

>>34122572
Ooh! Ohh! ME! MEEEEEEE!

>be excessively paranoid all my life
>one day start being fed up
>"if they're out to get me, it is time for some anti-authorian streak"
>start becoming an opiniated ass
>some people greatly like me for it

Then again I'm 6'5, a manlet would just be a creep or get punched.

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>>34122507
Although my english is good, i don't understand what she means by "I get people, you know? I know what other people like".
Explain pls the roastie language

>>34123462
"Getting" people means you can understand someone without talking much to them, just based on their words, facial expressions or body language.

Being an ass is the best. At some point I just gave up trying to censor myself and social interaction got 10x easier.
>at party
>carrying around booze
>white bitch with her gaggle asks me "what's that?" referring to my bottle
>"mine"
>walk away

Most people probably see it as edgelord, but I rarely have any emotion behind what I say, and if they make a big deal about it they're the spergs in the situation

>>34122365
i just want you to know, i urge most everyone i meet that we should spend our tax dollars to build a prison in outer space for you to be put in. just be glad it's such an outlandish idea for the next 5 years maybe that it won't happen for a while yet but i have faith in trumps second term we can make this happen