What a weakling. REAL good boys eat 420 tendies and feel good

>>34122600
Why is he in coma from eating chicken tendies?
Why would he eat so many tendies?
Was it a suicide attempt?

>>34122600
>420
I see what you did there.

UPVOTED!

>>34122688
Dubs for the devils lettuce

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>>34122664
>Was it a suicide attempt?
My fucking sides. Thanks anon.

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>>34122600
JESUS CHRIST how does one acquire THAT many GBP???

He must have been saving for years

I knew Local Man back in high school before he was cool.

>>34122735
Imagine you decide you're going out by chicken tendies. You almost succeed. For all you know you are dead.

And then you wake up only to realize you were in a coma and 15 years have passed and the US president is a transgendered lesbian muslim woman who was raised by gay white parents.

>>34122724

Trips for Satan's grass.

>>34122664
it's an edit of a rock city times article from like 4 years ago about a guy who ate 413 red lobster biscuits and had to have 2 gal of butter drained from his system

rock city times is satirical, the article is not real

>>34122784
>not threatening to kill yourself if mommy doesnt give you 430 tendies

normies get out

>>34122896

Here have my upboat

>>34122835
Gave me a good ol kek, here's a (you)

My first question is how did he get over 400 chicken tendies? That 40 orders of ten. Did he order them two or three 10 pieces at a time? How many people helped him? Did they get cold? Did he use any dipping sauce?
How much did he drink? Did he do any drugs first? Is his name Jaquan?

>>34122600
By coma read 7th Heaven.

>>34122600

Wait did you edit the 413 cheddar bay biscuits article to tendies?

touche anon touche

>>34122664
That wouldn't be a bad way to go.

Mmm tendies