Mom caught me fucking a fleshlight

>>34122494
Ask her to wash it for you when you're done.

>>34122494
that's what you get for buying stuff for degens, at least throw it out to show you got a tiny bit of self respect left in you

What hentai were you watching?

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Just keep doing it until she accepts it as normal. That whole can't deach an old dog new dricks thing is complete cack.

>>34122622
This fampai


Oreonigger

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>>34122622
hentai.animestigma.com/euphoria-episode-2/

I was in one of those moods..

How do people buy sex toys while still living at home? What if someone else opens the package when it gets there?
Even if they just sign for it then hand it to you to open, family usually wants tk know what is it that you got

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Least your not me op.
>Mother walked in on me fucking my hip onahole to loli shit
>Over hear her a few days later to dad stating she would prefer for me to be addicted to drugs because "At least there are facilities out there to help me"

>>34122698
Shit, I moved out of home nearly a year ago and I'm still worried about buying a sex toy. My mother visits a lot and I'm really worried she'll be over when a package arrives, because I know she'll ask me to open it in front of her I frequently buy figs so getting those is embarassing enough

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>>34122698
Not that hard you just have to know when it's going to get there and watch the door like a hawk.

Never been walked in on and i even jerk i when my folks are in the other room.

>>34122686
Ahahaha, your mom think you're a legit psycho my man.

>>34122686
>open link
>eh looks pretty tame, can't be that bad
>skip forward a bit to see nipple clamping/milking
>skip further, the guy has a dog tail in his ass
Yep, you're fucked.

>>34122880
I see you skipped the poop eating and violent rape.

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>>34122686
at least you weren't on episode 5 my man

>>34122686
>10 minutes in
>wondering how anyone can get off to this shit
You sick fucks.

this was OP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsctkiTJrWo

>>34122698
Always a gamble but you can lower the risks.
Use unregistered mail so no signature. No knock on the door this way.
Watch the mail like a hawk. YOU check the mail, constantly. Wait for family to use the bathroom so they don't notice your frequency.

Wear a coat and smuggle it inside underneath. Otherwise, hide it outside/in the car and wait until everyone is busy, then get it.

Prepare for them to get it first. You can say it's for your computer but if they wanna see it, you're screwed. Could say it's a birthday present for one of them. Or insist on privacy and don't open it; they will be pissed for a few days though. Have a way to make it up to them.

Prepare a story in case they open it. You didn't order it, you don't know what it is. An online friend did it as a prank. You did an online secret santa, it's a late gag gift. Discard the toy to drive the point home, and get it out of the garbage later. Wait for the trash to be taken out, so they don't check.

>>34122494
>>34122686
Please talk to your mom she might kill herself first

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>>34122686
>Oh this isn't so bad, just a little kink-WHY THE FUCK

she probably laughed and went on with her day

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>>34122494
Act like it never happend, I'm serious. Just sit down at the dinner table like any other day.
Nothing good can come of talking about it, You know. She knows. It's over.
A little damage added to the relationship, but eh, what are ya gonna do...
>>34122686
It's the one with the chair, I knew it looked familiar!

>>34122698
It's not like the box says FUCK TOY INDUSTRIES LLC, it has a generic company name as their mailing address.

I was buying things in the mail constantly and one day my mom was like "oh anon you got a big box of t-shirts today!"

h-haha yeah, t-shirts.

If you're an adult and someone else in your family opens your mail, they're the one with a problem, not you.

>>34122494
Own up to that shit OP. Who gives a fuck if you cum into a toy atleast your not some pedo rapist, I'm sure your mom thinks youre a cuck anyways.

>>34122686
>The bondage scene
You're fucked, boy

>>34122760
Does she think you're a pedo now?

>>34122698
I spend the extra 20% and buy from local sex shop. Clear conscience insurance imo.

>>34123807
if you're living with your parents and ordering sex toys, you're the one with a problem

Op, what part did she walk in on, please don't tell me it was the shit eating scene.

>>34122686
I don't even want to watch this hentai after hearing what people have said about it, though I did watch Bondage Game or whatever it's called. The hentai with forced milking, and they fuck that girls nipples by making them swell up to the size of a car or some shit.

>>34124314
Hey everyone's gotta masturbate

Don't talk about it, your mother won't It's one of those memories you'll grow old with. Look upon it as part of life's rich tapestry.

>>34124369
If you NEED a sex toy to masturbate I would submit that that may be another problem but hey I won't judge

>>34124397
This is a nice way to look at it

At least it wasn't a butt plug or something

>>34122686
Anon
what the shitting fuck is that shit

Is the Euphoria anime as good as the game?

How does fleshlight compare to real pussy?

>>34122698
I always received my packages before my senpai gets home. But there was one time my mom grabbed one of my packages it was fuckn nerve wrecking luckily they respect my privacy and didnt open up my package

>>34122760
Eh, my parents would rather want me fucking objects to loli then stealing their shit and smoking heroin all day.
I would gladly trade places with u

>>34122686
Unironically hot as fuck
Everyone else is a fucking faggot

>>34122494
it can't be worse than
>my mom caught me humping a pillow
so chill the fuck up

>jacked off
>forgot to flush the wad of jizz covered toilet paper
>dad shakes his head when walking out of bathroom
JUST

>>34122686
holy shit i had no idea they made a hentai for euphoria. not gonna watch it since i read the shit, but interesting to know. surprised im the first one to mention that that was euphoria, but then again this is normalfag city and no one is really a robot anymore.

>>34122686
Patrician as fuck taste OP.

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>>34123305
triggered, it was nemu that eats shit in the vn with the toilet rim on her, not kanae. disgusting adaption

>>34126379
>surprised im the first one to mention that that was euphoria
It says Euphoria right in the link, you faggot fuck.

>>34122686
>hentai.animestigma.com/euphoria-episode-2/
bwahhahahaHAHAHA

FUCKING EUPHORIA YOU DEGENERATE LMAO YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVED BTW I FAPPED TO IT ONCE BUT FELT AWFUL AFTER HAHA

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>>34126686
>this fucking retarded
im referring to the fact that it is a visual novel, its obvious that I am referring to another medium of the hentai when i saw "they made a hentai for euphoria", idiot

>>34124428
I think it's not that he needa toys to masturbate, it just makes things more interesting. Why do you think people don't have sex the same exact way over and over again.

>>34122698
>>34122686
>>34122494
Who the fuck cares. Shr doesn't want to knock? Then she can watch. Stop caring. Rude as fuck bitches think they're some type of gods and want to walk in whenever they feel like. Suck my dick.

>>34126869
No disagreement here, but the guy I responded to implied (if loosely) that a sex toy is a needed to masturbate

>Why do you think people don't have sex the same exact way over and over again.
Wouldn't know anything about this!!!