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is a 20 year old female virgin the equivalent to a 30 year old male virgin?

picture is tommy, say hi to tommy
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>>34250737
No a 20 year old virgin female is comparable to a 40 year old male virgin.
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..No?

Virgin girls are sought after and considered pure.

Virgin men are ridiculed and shunned.
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hi tommy

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>22 years old
>someone calls me "buddy"
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>>34250735
It's funny when some brofag who's 10 years younger than me (I'm 28) calls me buddy. It to bother me, but now I just laugh about it.
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>>34250735

lol what the fuck are you talking about

like how is this a problem
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>>34250735
>100 years old
>priest tries to molest me

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Why does nobody want me?

What's so wrong with being a 25 year old virgin with no money, no job and no education that lives in his mothers basement? What am I suppose to even do?

Why does nobody want me.
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>>34250670


I ask myself this same thing everyday......it just doesn't make any sense at all. Ce la vie
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I'm kind of funny I think, reasonably intelligent. I'm kind and have a strong moral compass. Why is that not enough to succeed? How did it end up this way.
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>>34250670
You just need to find a good waifu and settle down.

Only cute boys turn me on anymore. I think I've exhausted the novelty of women to the point that I've become queer.

It's hard for me to even pop one looking at girls, but the idea of a girly twink makes my dick twitch. What do I do? I don't wanna be gay.
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>>34250665
Yeah anon at this point in my life no girl can make me hard anymore. The only thing that turns me on this traps and femboys.
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>>34250665
I'm in a similar situation, OP. I don't know if it's just prison gay or latent fag urges but I've stopped jerking off to women entirely. Maybe the estrogen in the water has reached critical levels and everyone's becoming a fruit.
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Same problem. Please, help me.

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Post stories from your school days.

Anons in another thread were arguing about whether corporal punishment still happens much and whether it's good or bad.
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>>34250642
>be OP
>be a faggot
>underage at high school
>more autistic than most of this board
>gets beat up by not only Chad and brad but even other autists
>go on r9k instead of paying attention in class
>post le meme arrows XD uber le ebin nazi fails at school ECKS DEEEE t. le 9gag army

So how was school?
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>>34250940
Hey that was me 2 years ago. Now I sit alone in my dorm instead and do the same thing.
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>>34250642
nice meme
this never works

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I HAVE NO FRIENDS

NOT EVEN ONLINE FRIENDS
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wuz gud bro, keep it real
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we can be your online friends, anon. what does it matter that it's only for a few minutes? all friendships come and go in time.
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>>34250601
i'LL Be your friend, but only if you like dangan ronpa

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let's just say, they are nothing like hollywood portrays. They are genuinely the most insufferable people in the world.
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>>34250576
I have posted on 4chan for about five years.
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>>34250576
I'm a diagnosed autistic and you're just being ignorant.
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I deal with one every day when looking in the mirror

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>buy a large bag of M&Ms
>eat it all in one sitting
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>>34250573
Hit the gym you fat motherfucker
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time to throw it up newfag
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>>34250573
don't feel bad anon. you're in good company

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>dad just called me sweetie

He's never called me that before. At least not since I was a little kid.

What does he mean
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Are you in London? Originally
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>>34250570
You must be super qt today post pics.
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>>34250570
thicc
round
cakes

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>correcting someone's spelling and punctuation when quoting them in a post

Is anyone else so autistic that they do this?
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>>34250331
*autostic
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>>34250331
*someones'
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>>34250331
*any-one

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WE'RE ALL STARS NOW
IN THE DOPE SHOW...
o
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I loved that album, it was his last good one, went to shit after that
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>>34250330
I used to know this tune by memory even the tempo
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>>34250330
ANGLE WITH THE SCABBED WINGS

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Hey anon, whatcha laughin' at?
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I don't like her face. too round
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If that is the girl that quit porn can i please habe her name OP
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>>34250214
You ruining your life.

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Acne Thread for all us pepperoni pizzas out there

Get in here lads.

>stories, pics
>progress
>advice
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>>34250101
>tfw skin is getting better but is still worse than anyone my age.
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see a dermatologist
stop sleeping on your face
clean up your diet
use acne wash every time you shower
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>>34250194
>see derm every 6 months
>sleep on my back
>chicken, rice /fit/ diet
>wash my face every morning
still covered in sodding acne.

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>really needed a shit
>ran to toilet urgently and pull my trousers down as fast as possible and sit down
>didnt realise that my dick was caught in my shirt somehow
>business as usual
>chest is a lot warmer then it was a couple seconds ago
>look down
>realise whats happened
>toolatenow
>already pissing
>shirt is completely soaked
its a new low boys
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>go to shit
>sit and start pissing
>realize I was pissing through the space between the toilet and the seat
>floor covered in piss
>slip as I try and wipe
wtf fuck normies and women
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>>34250448
i know the feeling
>Start pissing
>goes inbetween seat and toilet
>goes all over my low quality shoes
>completely drenched in piss
I was out in a restaurant at the time so i had to walk back with my shoes fucking squelching with piss leaking out
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>>34250065
>>34250448
>need to shit
>piss

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Why do women love horses so much?
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>>34250057
Sounds like a country thing
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>>34250057
Riding stimulates the woman's genitals
Also, horses have large penises and women like to look at them
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>>34250057
Because that's not milk

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