>really needed a shit >ran to toilet urgently and pull

>go to shit
>sit and start pissing
>realize I was pissing through the space between the toilet and the seat
>floor covered in piss
>slip as I try and wipe
wtf fuck normies and women

>>34250448
i know the feeling
>Start pissing
>goes inbetween seat and toilet
>goes all over my low quality shoes
>completely drenched in piss
I was out in a restaurant at the time so i had to walk back with my shoes fucking squelching with piss leaking out

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>>34250065
>>34250448
>need to shit
>piss

>>34250577
If you don't piss while you take a shit there is something physically wrong with you.

Does anyone else /sitdowntopeeandthenyourpenisistouchingtheedgeoftgetoiletandliftedupandthenyoupeeonyournutsack/
I can't be the only one right anon?

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>>34250577
>go to take a piss
>have to fart
>let it out
>shit instead
>just standing there in shock with my hand still on my dick and shit piling up at my feet

>>34250622
what did you do after? What CAN you do....

>go to shit
>shit
>stand up
>phone is in pouch on belt
>belt slips out of beltloops
>phone in toilet

>pouch is waterproof
>pouch isn't wet

>>34251105
if its a public place? act natural and vamoose