Why do women love horses so much?

>>34250057
Sounds like a country thing

>>34250057
Riding stimulates the woman's genitals
Also, horses have large penises and women like to look at them

>>34250057
Because that's not milk

>>34250057


Because horses are sexy. Just ask /mlp/

Nigga that's not horse cum, horse cum is way more thick than that, that's like milk or some shit

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>>34250200
God you children are so delusional. You associate every thought about the opposite sex with sex because you don't have any sufficient interaction with the opposite sex, and it's honestly a self-defeating cycle, because the mindset you get yourself in to only draws you away from women, further cementing your isolation and further ignorant prejudice. If you really want to see a positive change in your life instead of wasting countless days on here, try this: stop thinking about vaginas and penises all the time, go outside, and just talk to someone. It doesn't matter what you say, just talk to someone in real life at least one last time before you end your own miserable existence.

Oh wait, you'll probably think I'm trolling or this is copypasta or what I'm saying is wrong and not useful, so disregard this reply entirely. Instead, here's a picture of something that might make you laugh, so you can distract yourself from the dull pain you constantly feel every waking moment of your life.

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>>34250731
>he doesn't like horse dick
lmao what a fag

>>34250057
Hate to be the one to ask this, but...

Source on pics?

>>34250057
She's drinking horse cum isn't she...

>>34250918
Not sure 2bh. The consistency looks off, she may have refrigerated it or something though

>>34250057
1. horses are cute and nice animals
2. horses are a status symbol and always have been
3. it feels good having hundreds of pounds of hard muscle between your legs

it has nothing to do with bhc, sorry to day, it's kind of funny that men ALWAYS make jokes about horse dick. It's almost like they're insecure or something.

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>>34250057
women who like animals/horses more than people are scum
>boo hoo animals aren't immoral
they aren't smart enough to have moral standards, I've met people who'd rather save a fish over their fellow man and it makes me sick

fuck this rostie logic AAAAAAA

>>34250812
I'm not gay but I would totally suck and get fucked by two giant sweaty stinky musky horse cocks

>>34251046
>It's almost like they're insecure or something
Who wouldn't be when there are women that literally shove horse penis in their vagina

>>34252399
>fellow man
Humans are shit, especially (You).

>>34252399
How about people who like their animals over most people because they find it easier interacting with their pets?

Even if you classify them as scum how can you blame them if that's the only company they can really enjoy?

because horse cocks thats why

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>>34252603
I like animals, I don't like a lot of people, doesn't mean an animals life is worth more than a humans.
that was my original point. animals are just as gay as people

Horse cocks aren't that great to be honest.

>>34250057

asked my cousin this
she did not bring up the cock, but she did say
>They're awesome, they're like big dogs you can ride! :DD

I was pissed she didn't say they got big dicks

>>34252736
>>34252399
>he fell for the "Human lives are worth something" meme
Fuck off bluepilled normie.

>>34252399
Humans are shit, and not worth saving, moralfag.

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>>34252778
not what I was saying you faggo, saying one life is not worth more than another by nature, their is no value to any life animal or not, especially for people like (you)

>>34252802
animals are shit, and not worth saving, moralfag.

>>34252924
Nothing is worth saving, that's why man-made climate change will kill everyone and everything

>>34252990
Hillary pls go

>>34251046
This sounds right.

I'm sure you can get a bit freudian if you want, but women (even young ones) care about horses like a lot of men care about cars. Not everything is sexual

>>34253004
Human lives are worthless, that's why Bush did 9/11

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>>34252990
if climate change is real and killing to world and polar bros in the arctic I don't care
>tfw no polar dude to hug like in the golden comps

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>>34250057
That's probably not horse semem, literally anything else in the world except that. No amount of money can make me do that.

Also, we all know that one crazy horse girl in school.
>best friend in elementary school rode horses

>told my parents I wanted to as well
>they said I'll break my neck and be in a wheelchair or dead

Horse Pussy >>>>>>>> Horse Cocks

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>women and horses

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>>34253477
Apples to oranges pham

Both are wonderful and should be appreciated to the fullest

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>>34254272
I wonder how they got the horse semen in the first place

L-lewd!