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>>34250642
>be OP
>be a faggot
>underage at high school
>more autistic than most of this board
>gets beat up by not only Chad and brad but even other autists
>go on r9k instead of paying attention in class
>post le meme arrows XD uber le ebin nazi fails at school ECKS DEEEE t. le 9gag army

So how was school?

>>34250940
Hey that was me 2 years ago. Now I sit alone in my dorm instead and do the same thing.

>>34250642
nice meme
this never works

>>34251101
What's the meme? What never works?

>>34250642
>corporal punishment
Are the US and Australia the only civilized countries to have it now?

>>34251058
>Hey that was me 2 years ago.
But it was a joke.

>>34250642
>be sophomore
>attracted to a senior girl but too beta to say anything
>she walks past me in the halls one day
>brushes me for a brief moment
>literally cum in my pants, moan and shit
>don't know if she noticed
worst part of it was she was at least 350 lb

>>34250642
be me
in computer class
teacher is wrestling coach
i act up
he comes over and puts me in wrestling hold
i can't get out he's too strong

>>34250642
>buddy and i have a free period
>need to take a leak
>while i'm in the bathroom i see someone in the stall
>it's the same shoes of this kid who would act like a dick to me any of the rare times we had to interact in our classes
>walk outside and tell my friend "saw jim in the stall in there taking shit, i fucking hate that guy"
>my friend comes up with a plan
>we quietly walk back into the bathroom
>he soaks some paper towel balls at the sink
>whips them at the ceiling above the stall and runs out with i turn off the lights and close the door
>my buddy yells "FUCK YOU" as he runs out

i felt a little bad about it the next time i saw jim but i can laugh about it now

>>34253535
>Oh no Anon threw some wet paper towels at the ceiling and turned off the lights. What ever shall I do?

Kys.

>>34253467
You can't just fucking wrestle kids in class because they "act up"

>>34253638
getting wet paper towels thrown on you while it's pitch black while you're taking a shit isn't the greatest feeling in the world

I have posted this many a time but I will do it again
>freshman year of high school
>its the day of the homecoming football game, which means we fuck around and play games all day
>Im emulating banjo kazooie on my school issued laptop
>1st hour teacher brings in mutha fuckin cookies
>puts them on a bench in front of class
>I get in line for that shit, but sit in front of class because of horrible vision so not much wait
>suddenly, girl in front of me drops her cookie on the ground
>instead of waiting for her or a few other people around her to pick it up, I sperg out
> crawl underneath girl's legs, she's wearing a skirt mind you
>grab cookie
>start to crawl out from underneah her legs, misjudge when I should stand up and brush my head on the underside of her skirt
>dont really remember her reaction, she may have smiled, but some stoner made fun of me for it
She was dumb as a sack of rocks and got pregnant on purpose senior year. In a Catholic high school nontheless

>>34253681
>he soaks some paper towel balls at the sink
>whips them at the ceiling above the stall and runs out with i turn off the lights and close the door

>>34253734
>not bothering to take a peek
And this was high school, so no excuses about being a little kid.

note saying everyone needs it but I needed it. I was an obnoxious little shit and sitting me in a corner wasnt going to cut it.

>>34254690
You say that now, after having got it.

>fucked English teacher

junior year was a good time

>>34254938
>when a woman does this, fucking great time
>even if the boy hated it
>when a man does, prison
>even if the girl didn't

>>34254938

How did his dick feel?

Oregino

>>34254972
He never went to prison anon. Calm down.

>>34254978
It was great, he was godly at eating out through. I was 16 and he was 26. Cut dick but it was okay. Blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, I still think about him sometimes

>>34255054
Storytime the full thing.

He would have gone to prison if he'd been caught.

>Be me
>last day of senior year
>end of first period I'm walking to gym
>right outside locker room hear BANG BANG BANG and people run out
>school shooting

>>34255181
mkay. For context, I couldn't relate to my peers in highschool to save my life and tended to get on better with my teachers than classmates

>taking English lit class
>get put in class with hot new teacher filling in for normal 11th grade lit teacher
>long hair and a bit of scruffy facial hair, has a few tattoos, dresses casually
>everyone takes the class just to fulfill the lit requirement or because he's hot
>he's super geeky about certain books and I think it's adorable
>first book we're reading is the odyssey
>entire class bitches and moans like brats about how it's too long/boring/complicated
>he seems kinda bummed after class about it
>I've read it before and liked it so make some conversation about the book for a bit
>we start joking around and talking about lots of other shit
>make eachother laugh and the conversation feels so natural
>end up doing this pretty much every day
>start eating lunch with him in the classroom
>just the two of us talking and hanging out
>start becoming more and more attracted to him
>wear slightly more revealing things to try and get his attention during class
>constantly notice him staring at me and stealing glances
>start flirting when it's just us, don't talk much during class to avoid drawing attention to us
>one day in the classroom during lunch he was standing next to me
>was wearing a shirt skirt and cute panties that day
>decide fuck it I want this
>pretend to drop something and bend over
>lean slightly towards him while I do this
>brush against his leg
>suddenly feel his hands on my ass and him squeezing
>when I stand up and turn around his face is super red but he doesn't say anything
>kiss him
>end up getting bent over the desk while he goes balls deep
>this keeps going on for the rest of the year
>a couple times we rawdog it
>best sex of my life
>my school is so full of stoners and dropouts no one notices

feels good man. Was really bummed when he left the year after because the normal teacher was well again

>>34250642
> be me, a senior in highschool
> be really vulgar
> During lunch, eating in my class with some friends and some asian bitch who basically kisses the teachers ass
> See poster of a student i hated from an old project we did about making our own campaign ( this was a AP American government).
> Say " i don't like him he's a little a faggot" outloud and that asian bitch was best friends with said faggot
> goes on a tirade about how that's a hate word or someshit
>shrug it off
> couples days later get called up to the administrators office
> when i get there, the Assistant principle ask me if anything happened in my class during lunch
> Tell her what happand and thought i would get at least a warning because it was my first time
> get ISS for one day

Well, probably didn't help the fact that the kid was leader of the school's LGBT club but i thought since i was part of the club and also a homo, it was no big deal. couldn't exempt my finals after that. Oh well, at least im in college now, though i wish i could beat the shit out of the girl, the fag and the principle.