Never forget Emma Watson's best role.
>Quote we should never 4get
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she hates us, there's no reason to say nice things about her.
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>>34253666
I DONT COME TO THIS BOARD FOR THE FEELS
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>>34253666
>And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make
The Beatles
>fw lonely
>tfw used to have nice conversations with a trap from this website
>tfw one day she just went silent
>somehow find out her real name
>have opportunity to contact her and have chilled conversation again
Do I go for broke and try it anons, or should I just let this die and go slink back into the shadows?
I am not worried about orbiting etc, I just don't wanna be creepy desu.
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>>34253664
Hmmm depends how hard it was to find her real name if it wasn't super hard to get back into contact with her I would try. If you went full out dox mode and took weeks of searching and what not it might be a little creepy though. Might as well go for it though if she made you happy.
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>>34253709
I just remembered she mentioned it and googled her.
We were not that close, but yeh it was good.
Will give it a go I guess and if she bites, great, if not well I didn't lose anything.
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>>34253664
>she
>her
nice try anon
This board is gross lol so much porn and weird shit. im leaving lol
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ya this board is a graveyard of what it used to be.
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>>34253579
>porn and weird shit
You should check out /d/.
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>>34253587
It's a graveyard of the graveyard it used to be.
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Who here an /anomaly/? 2017-01-19 03:44:32 Post No.34253544
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>tfw attractiveness is grossly disproportionate to social ability
Ya'll probably won't believe me, but it's true.
In what way are you an anomaly?
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>>tfw attractiveness is grossly disproportionate to social ability
So are you a neckbeard with tons of friends or a chad with none?
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>>34253585
I would answer this but I think it's better if I left it up for you to decide.
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i am an anomly because as i type this post i am actually on my way 2 fuk ur bich
Why did you walk away from him?
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Because he isn't real.
>inb4 'edgy' or 'fedora'
Yeah yeah, I've heard it all before. There still isn't any good evidence that Christianity is 'real', and the evidence is for it being like all the others: born to address certain needs, but ultimately bereft of any actual divinely-inspired or supernatural agency.
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>>34253713
Jesus the person was actually real. Whether you believe whatever is more opinion, though.
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>>34253537
guy has issues.
wouldn't shut about his father
kept telling everybody they were going to hell
holier than thou attitude
guys a pill
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idiot robots ask questions, less idiotic/reformed robots and normies answer
I'll go first: I have a date tomorrow, how am I supposed to invite her to my house.
Hard mode: I don't have a car, is it reasonable if I call an uber?
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>>34253521
It depends on where you live. If you live in a place like NYC, people are used to using public transit.
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>>34253578
what about the 'proposal' tho?
'wanna come back to my apartment?'
do I just say that?
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>>34254546
Okay, I'll bite. Did you set up a meeting place for your date or did you just say 'let's go on a date'?Better not be the latter
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>you find out your sister is posting slutty pictures on Instagram
What do?
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>>34253489
link?
Original
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the country.
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>>34253489
jerk off and tell parents
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become her pimple senpai
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I'm stuck for 7 hours in a airport, whst could i do to kill Time?
Any website or some shit like that?
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>>34253484
Kisscartoon.net will be your paradise
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watch the first few episodes of Twin Peaks and become hooked
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Hijack a plane
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>well anon, you gunna lick it or what?
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>>34253458
Why wouldn't I?
Oreganoiologyologist
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>>34253458
>current year+2
>still eating pussy
nigga that's some beta shit right there
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who wouldn't
I'd lick every inch of that
Anonymous
There's no such thing as Perfect 2017-01-19 03:39:50 Post No.34253436
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There's no such thing as Perfect
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You're beautiful as you are. Even with your imperfections, you can do anything.
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Hey my bf is perfect;)
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>>34253436
Thanks I literally weight 360lbs and now I know I am beautiful enough and deserving enough to get the skinny girlfriend I always wamted. Thanks for helping me understand this OP. Can't wait for my 95lbs gf she will see how beautiful I am on the inside for who I am.
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>>34253487
You're welcome anon. I believe in you. Godspeed!
Anonymous
I have an autistic collection of cute naked mirror pictures 2017-01-19 03:34:26 Post No.34253312
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I have an autistic collection of cute naked mirror pictures
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I have slipped into another autistic obsession/repetitive task
>constantly seek out pictures like pic related while fapping
>don't really even fap to the pictures
>just hoard them in a single folder
>hardly even look at them, just collecting them due to autism
They must be:
>a girl around university age (a little older is fine but nobody noticeable middle-aged)
>taking a picture of themself in a mirror
>visibly holding a camera
>at least partially nude (must be showing one or more of ass/tits/pussy)
>not a "professional" model/pornstar/etc., must be passably authentic
>minimal/no tattoos
I have a big fucking folder of this now. It serves no purpose. Like I said, I barely even look at it.
Why do I do this?
Is this autism or something else?
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how big? I love mirror self shots too
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It's okay.
You should see my butthole folder.
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>>34253374
Approaching a gig but I haven't been doing this that long yet.
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1 dollar parking, 5 dollar entry, 10 dollar hands all over, 1 dollar boob grab of dancer. 17 dollars to feel up the two hottest girls I've ever touched sexually. Strip clubs are amazing I thought you had to be a rich guy to enjoy them.
What are you still doing on here, /r9k/? Stop jumping through hoops to be rejected by braindead cunts and go rent one!
The pain goes away once you realize its all so simple. Do job, relax with vidya and bros, rent beautiful women occasionally.
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Because I've always felt that if I get with 15 feet of one I'll contract something airborne leaking out of the place.
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>>34254259
this and what's the point in paying for blue balls? I'd rather get something worthwhile, and I'm not talking about a prostitute.
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>>34254259
Nah, strippers are the tits. Currently hooking up with one who has a 3yo child, loving life
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reckon he was one of us?
well, one of you anyway. i'd never do anything like this.
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>one of us
Nah. He was a depressed failed normie...oh wait
I'm hating the hypocritical media right now goddamn
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>>34253257
Poor teacher tho man. She went to school and tried to give back to her community only to be shot by some little dick head
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>>34253257
Fucking little edgelord.
Apparently they all survived (except the shooter) but are still critical.
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Quick! I need to become gay! Which board do I go too? It's for school.
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>>34253239
/lgbt/ obviously faggot
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>>34253239
stay in this one you massive faggot
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>>34253239
/hm/ and /soc/ have a steady supply of boybutt threads. Supposedly. I wouldn't know or anything. Because that would be gay. Which I am definitely not.
>never danced with anyone at school dances
>never rubbed my prepubescent penis on a girl my age's ass
>never sloppily kissed someone at a young age
>never mutually explored someones body for the first time
>missed out on teen love
This is truly the worst feel because its something that no matter what i can never do again, i missed and ruined the best sexual years of my life
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>>34253236
Never touched a dick until age 18, which was with my first serious boyfriend my first year of college. Does that count?
Teen love isn't anything special because at that age you just see it as regular sex. It's also disappointing and causes drama due to the small cliques in school. Suddenly word gets out that the red head's girlfriend smells like fish or whatever.
The most I ever did was spoon on a hill beside to the school every day during the summer when I was 16, and my first kiss with a football Chad at 17.
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>>34253394
You're just a Stacy and that's all you'll ever be.
Leave this board. Now.
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>>34253236
>forced to go to middle school dances because stacy sister wants to g
>REEE ANON YOU'RE GOING, YOU HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR SISTER
>end up getting into a fight
>REE ANON WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM