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1 dollar parking, 5 dollar entry, 10 dollar hands all over, 1 dollar boob grab of dancer. 17 dollars to feel up the two hottest girls I've ever touched sexually. Strip clubs are amazing I thought you had to be a rich guy to enjoy them.
What are you still doing on here, /r9k/? Stop jumping through hoops to be rejected by braindead cunts and go rent one!
The pain goes away once you realize its all so simple. Do job, relax with vidya and bros, rent beautiful women occasionally.
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Because I've always felt that if I get with 15 feet of one I'll contract something airborne leaking out of the place.
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>>34254259
this and what's the point in paying for blue balls? I'd rather get something worthwhile, and I'm not talking about a prostitute.
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>>34254259
Nah, strippers are the tits. Currently hooking up with one who has a 3yo child, loving life
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>>34254334
> implying he's better than a prosti
shiggy diggy
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>>34254259
>give stripper a couple bucks
>she lets me motorboat her
>30 seconds after she walks off I get a huge nosebleed
Is there such a thing as nasal AIDS?
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>>34253308
what country and area are you in? Every strip club I've been to in los angeles was like 120$+ for anything worthwhile,
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>>34254577
You better go see a doctor boyo
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>>34254577
her cheap ass prefume/body lotion + pole dance sweat and your weak nerdy constitution no doubt
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