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>all my friends had have a gf at some point
>all of them had sex
>if they dont have a gf at this moment they have some casual fuck buddy
>all of them had a job at some point
>all of them have irl friends
>all of them leave the house, socialize and also manage it to play games regurarly
>they meet wich each other talking about everything
>they manage it to be able to buy what they want since obviously they have money and expierience

meanwhile im sitting here playing wow on private servers and geting from time to time banned for being "toxic" because i just cant handle this frustration anymore
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give me ur skype ill be ur gf
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>>34256530
Just model yourself and your life after them. Blend in with the normies. It's not too hard. The fact that you have friends who get laid means you're like halfway there already.
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>>34257108
>It's easy to blend in with normies
I wish.

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How do I do it, r9k?
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>>34256487
Go to /cgl/ I'm sure they'll love you anon.
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>>34256505
Cgl is full of mental bitches who spend their time complaining about how fat they are and screech about how cute girls are all fake.
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SUPREME COSPLAY

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YOU CAN FUCKING MAKE IT ANON
I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>34256393
No I can't nigger.
I give up.
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I CAN'T MAKE IT YOU ANIME FUCK BECAUSE I HAVE A CHRONIC ILLNESS THAT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF EVERYDAY. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR SHITTY MOTIVATIONAL ADVICE
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>>34256393
>>34256431
>anime
>defeatist attitude
>hollow promise
Worthless.

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I'm bored so say something about your day, your life, your thoughts on things, or sing a song or whatever you want!

http://vocaroo.com/
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gsM5SyVfU6
i also do weddings and bar mitzvah
and single ladies
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I don't guess any femanon would be willing to do a cover of something?

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>he wasn't born an attractive girl (biological) that randomly stumbles onto /r9k/ one day, decides to upload a few pictures and amasses a beta orbiter army

wew lad, I'd kms if I were you desu
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>>34256373
Life is so unfair honestly
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>>34256373
what is that motherfucking "meme" of (male)(female)cancer shit?
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>>34256373
I do the next best thing and pretend to be a girl.

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Hi everyone :) How is everyone doing today! Please come here and vent about your frustrations or write a letter to someone.
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>>34256335
i'm doing ok! how are you, anon?
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i found a quarter today boys

who else /succesful/ here
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>>34256363
Lucky! I found a dime!

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No porn or anything. Just respectable, artistically beautiful forms. Also, share gay feels.
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>>34256293
See I'm gay but I can't look at Bruce lee that way. I used to look up to him as a kid he was my hero.
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>>34256311
His body is so sculpturesque. He is beautiful.
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he's a wing chun manlet. he's impressive against other fellow manlets but since then humans have long surpassed his power.

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H-hey gais, r-remember me?
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>>34256193
Yeah I remember you. You're that faggot guy right?
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I'll never forget you EFG
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>>34256193
Yeah of course. 25 plus here. Just bought this for like 50 cents on amazon, didn't have any money to buy anything else and figured, why not?

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>when there's no one to talk too and haven't had a one on one conversation with a human being for two weeks.

absolute torture.
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hi how are ya?

orion
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>go long periods of time without talking to anyone
>feel uncomfortable
>get opportunity to do so
>realize i dont wanna talk
>realize i dont have any interest whatsoever in sharing information about myself
>realize i dont care at all about what this person is saying
>repeat

o-ok
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Have you tried initiating conversations with people? Or going to places where people generally relax/talk to each other? (bar, train, cafe, etc)

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If i were to let you fuck my boipucci would you do it anon?

be honest
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Maybe I should screencap this and show it to your fb friends.
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you're not even showing boipucci just the top of your ass. wtf.
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>>34257186
>>34257217
it's not actually him, it's been posted on /fa/ before sorry

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So how do I get a virgin gf to marry? KHV 28 year old by the way. Already tried and failed at the church meme. Should I just give up on dating altogether and pursue making women suffer instead?
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>marry

do you take me for a fool? have a family so this inequity of life can continue on?

you got me, but you won't get my children, unborn.
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>>34256001

if we just stay on 4chan eventually things will work out for us
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>>34256069
Well its not like I have anything else I can do at 10 at night. It is not like I am here during the day. I have work and gym workouts to do.

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My girlfriend is suicidal and I can't take it. I don't love her anymore. Whats the best way to break up with her without her killing herself?
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>>34255975
>If you kill yourself then I will kill myself too
>btw I'm breaking up with you
It's the only way anon
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>>34255975
Chicken soup
It's the only way
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Tell her she's fat and ugly but you're sure some man will find her attractive and wish her the best of luck.

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/r9k/ Tell me a bedtime story.
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ONCE

not orig
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>>34255918
Hmmmm I can't seem to think of one right now
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This is the story about the snake that drank so much milk he threw up...

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>sperg gf spergs out if I touch her hair
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>>34255917
You already know how this goes, now Normie.
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>wet water is wet if I touch it
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>>34255986
>spergs are constantly sperging

how neurotypical can you be?

There is no such thing as a Black Female Robot or Nerd.

I'm part of a Facebook group for Black Nerds, and black women are in there pretending to be Nerds.

How can you be a Nerd with a baby from High school?
Pictures at the Night Club?

Black women try to pretend to be nerd after Black Chad get tried of fucking them..

Now all these Norm Black pretend female nerds are taking over our Nerd group.
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nerd is the new hipster. good thing im a sperg and a creep. that will never be in style.
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they think: getting fat, wearing glass, being stuck in the house because of their kids, makes them a nerd.

while in their prime they were sex slaves for all the Hood, Gansta, Thug Black Chads.

Being a Black Robot is the worst!
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>>34255974
yes it is! just like the new hipster, except for overweight loud women with kids.

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