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>parents are out for a week next week
>don't know how and where to get a prostitute to give away my virginity to
>don't live burgerland so can't take advice from my only source ( /r9k/) on this matter
JUST
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>>34307299
maybe don't lose your virginity to a prostitute?
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>>34307299
it wont change much in your case
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>>34307324
I can't deal with having the "virgin" title at 22 anymore.
I know it's childish and pathetic but I don't know.
>>34307329
I don't expect much change. I just want to be one of those robots who put his penis in a vagina.
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TRUMPPP!!! FUCKING DONALD TRUMP YES HE DID IT HE IS THE LEADER OF TYHE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARYTH! RACE WAR NOW!!!!!
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He ain't gonna do shit family. You fell for his lies and now he's got the power thanks to you.
I'm glad he won, but I don't think he'll make things any better. Well see anyway.
I must admit I have liked seeing all these but butt mad people getting btfo over there. Maybe if Obama done a better job then Clinton would have won.
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>>34307379
Clinton was an unlikable liar no way she wouldve won.
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>>34307379
>already stopping obamacare
Yeah sure is doing nothing
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List the quote that you live, breathe, and die by.
>Be nice to people, but not too nice
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>>34307206
"Everything is an Axiom"
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>>34307206
>"grab her by the pussy"
ORGIANALSO
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If I don't have to do it, I won't
If I have to do it, I'll make it quick.
-chinese cartoon
I found it!!! A cure for us socially awkward and shy around women! But You will need money for that. READ IT! ITS VERY IMPORTANT!!!
Its called ESCORT THERAPY.
For 21 days or more, everyday, u will need to visit escorts.
Maxwell Maltz in his book Psycho-Cybernetics wrote:
When Dr. Maltz would perform an operation like a nose job, for example he found that it would take the patient about 21 days to get used to seeing their new face. Similarly, when a patient had an arm or a leg amputated, Maltz noticed that the patient would sense a phantom limb for about 21 days before adjusting to the new situation.
These experiences prompted Maltz to think about his own adjustment period to changes and new behaviors, and he noticed that it also took himself about 21 days to form a new habit. Maltz wrote about these experiences and said, These, and many other commonly observed phenomena tend to show that it requires a minimum of about 21 days for an old mental image to dissolve and a new one to jell.
You will get used to women, you will stop beig shy and awkward around them. Who know, maybe you will become Chad.
I will try it myself soon, just need to save up more money.
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>actually shilling for (You)s
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>>34307198
What if I'm actually comfortable with being shy and socially awkward?
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>>34307198
>t. escort
###@568
>be me
>your typical robot, early 30s, loner, no friends or girlfriend
>on top of that, broke and penniless lately
>total net worth: 10 cents left on a prepaid MasterCard
>wandering around downtown, walks into a Mcdonalds at 2am to use their wifi
>place is packed and full of club goers
>people always in groups, early to mid 20's, half drunk, girls are hot, guys are makings jokes. They're loud and full of life.
>they feast on their mc meals. They buy more than they can physically eat.
>me watching, don't have enough for a single cheeseburger
>a big guy with his two big friends walks in
>they look like bouncers. Either that or they are members of a mafia. They are in a good mood
>after he orders, big guy turns to a security guy behind him in the line and asks: "Watcha want? Wanna a Big Mac? It's on me."
>security guy very shy politely tries do decline. Big guy insists and pays for his order
>seconds after, he turns to a girl who is about to order. "Howbout ya? Wanna some chicken nuggets?"
>girl can't stop giggling. Big guy convinces her to pay for her meal
>not long after, big guy is turning to the next and the next in the line and offering people food. Anyone who walks in, he offers to pay.
>suddenly, big guy is in a give away spree.
>watching this unfold, I secretly wishes big guy will see me and offer me food
>maybe itshappening.gif moment about to happen
>feeling that my turn is not coming, I make eye contact with one of big guys friends. He sees me. Locks eye contact for a few seconds
>now they'll acknowledge my existence. I'm the only person dressed like a bum in the room
>big guy receives his order and leaves with his friends and nothing happens
>mfw it feels like the world is conspiring against me and this whole scene came into existence as a way for life to tell me a big "fuck you!"
>mfw I'm literally deprived on every single aspect of life
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Life is shit man.
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did this just happen? where are you going to get your next meal from? do you still live with your parents?
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>>34307148
You reap what you sew anon. You reap what you sew.
You have no one to blame but yourself.
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I genuinely loathe this fucking game. Not only is it extremely boring to me, but it has conquered one of my friends, which resulted in him deleting me on Steam, and one of my great friends is starting to get into it. He started listing down the games he regretted buying and a lot of them we played together. I asked him why he regretted it and he said "I would then have $600 I could use on League". Not only this, but everyone I know who plays this turns out to be a fucking dickhead. I wish this game ceases to exist and Riot Games to lose their fame.
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>>34307108
I love this game its one of my favorite games of all time. It's not boring and each game you get to test how good you are. Its not my fault or your friends fault that you suck at it.
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>>34307108
Just redownloaded it after a few months of abstinence. It's quite fun if you don't take it to serious. Abstain from using chat and mute people at the very first sign of negativity.
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>>34307216
That's the best part anon. The only 2 places you can play a video game and have an atmosphere as toxic as /r9k/ is dota 2 and LoL.
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Can't wait for summer
>all day at the beach with all your friends
>night parties and a lot of new people to know
>travel great new places
>making out with girls under the moonlight on warm, cozy nights
Ooh can't come soon enough!
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Same senpai! Just gotta work on my summer bod first XD
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In the field of war, memes can end your life in a moment. A second before you live, the next one you are a cold corpse on the ground. It seems that (you) fail. Good luck next time, soldier
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I LOVE MY LIFE AS AN ANIME SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SEN SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI
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I can no longer afford internet.
It's been fun anons.
Love you.
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>>34307104
what shithole do you live in?
originalp
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>>34307104
Just steal it from your neighbors or the nearest open source like the rest of us
T. Leaching off three of my neighbors wifi's as I type this.
>inb4 how do I do this
Literally just ask them, but lie about it. Say your Internet has gone out and you have a supper important email or skype interview you NEED to respond to. If their even semi-decent people than your good as gold. They'll forget it even happen a day later and you'll get free Internet.
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Learn how to use Linux and Air-Crackng suite.
It's not hard
Then get someone to crack the capture file for you which will contain the wifi password
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How do you find a shy, quiet gf? Presumably, they also isolate themselves, so how do you do it?
It isn't fair.
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>>34307061
>talking to friends about students at our college who are shut-in
>someone mentions a girl in the maths course
>next sentence "the only one who regularly sees her is her bf"
>bf is a popular guy who most likely has sidechicks
There's your answer. If they're desirable they already have a bf. A male shut-in doesn't get shit
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they don't exist. the "Shy" "quiet" types are really just fucked up monsters. They aren't the coveted cutesy crap you see in your Chinese cartoons.
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>>34307061
a girl who isolates herself wouldn't want a relationship, people isolate themselves from others to avoid getting hurt
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How do I leave my shitty small town for a city
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>>34307059
You should join the god emperors army anon. When you return you can move wherever you want.
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>>34307097
Fuck no I ain't doin no boot camp
Can't I just live in a closet and work 2 yobs
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You stockpile enough money and make a plan for moving out and settling in the city. I.e. Finding an apartment, finding potential jobs, packing, transportation, etc. make sure you're financially secure or you may end up as a street beggar.
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>mfw thinking of all the normies who tried to steal pepe when he went mainstream to 9goy and facecuck whom are now being harrased by antifa faggots for associating with a green frog.
what a time to be alive..
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Thats what they get, thats what they get
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>>34307054
Still can't believe they thought they could get away with it
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There are mornings RIGHT NOW who are being excluded from there lefty friend groups because of a MEME
Heh.. Silly normies
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I want to be a hero /r9k/
How do I become a hero?
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Show us your dick, that's the first step to becoming a hero.
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>>34307038
>watches anime
You should try being an hero instead
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First you have to be AN hero anon
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>completely coincidentally fall in love with someone
>some time passes
>completely coincidentally fall in love with someone ELSE
When did you realize love isn't anywhere as special as media portrays it?
I'm not baiting please reply.
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>>34307036
childhood watching parents relationship
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Thats lust, not love what youre experiencing
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>>34307036
That's infatuation not love you hopeless nigger.
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Why do you still live with your parents? Are you ever going to move out?
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>>34307008
I don't earn money.
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It's comfy as fuk. Normies dumb.
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Yup.
Nope. I live in a dead end town and work a dead end job, and I'm too broke as fuck to move. Also my truck overheats and can't survive long trips. I'm trapped. Middle of nowhere life.
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Come in here, post feels, and pace out. Let your heart be at pace and dissolve your fears and pain in the light of pace.
Pls remember to take off your shoes and whisper.
This is a quiet space.
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thread theme:
https://youtu.be/clDd01bztaI?t=193
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>tfw i'm depressed again
>tfw i'm already thinking about suicide
>tfw I just want to feel loved and appreciated by a girl
I don't like this feel lads.
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>>34306940
i just sit around playing video games not feeling anything anymore its so fucking boring