>parents are out for a week next week >don't know

>>34307299
maybe don't lose your virginity to a prostitute?

>>34307299
it wont change much in your case

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>>34307324
I can't deal with having the "virgin" title at 22 anymore.
I know it's childish and pathetic but I don't know.

>>34307329
I don't expect much change. I just want to be one of those robots who put his penis in a vagina.

>>34307368
well, it's not childish or pathetic to want sex. but it might be a little childish to want it for the sake of what others think of you.

it sounds like what you want is something different than just sex though based on how you think nothing much will change. maybe try focusing on finding a real relationship or something as that would probably make you happier in the long run.

>>34307299
Name your country and bots who have hired hookers can give you advice.

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>>34307525
There are no robots in my country. At least none that post on /r9k/. I'm sure there are some that post on /int/ but that's no place for this.
>>34307509
I don't think you really understand.
Relationship sounds like a responsibility. I just want to have had sex. And it's not because what random strangers on the internet think of me, it's not something you can prove anyway.
To be honest I don't really know why either, I just want to have had that experience.

Also it's my birthday next week and I feel as though my parents are deliberately leaving me home alone.

>>34307660
If you don't tell us where are you from, it's hard for us to help you.

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>>34307809
It's even harder to get help if I do tell you where I live.
I know I'm acting like a woman right now but

>>34307660
If you don't want to say the country, at least name the continent. How the hell do you expect anyone to help when you won't even say where you are?

>>34307887
I think it's pretty clear why you are a virgin.

>>34307299
grindr
your best bet

>>34307887
If you are from /mycountry/, or someone nearby I could tell you which website to look.

>>34307921
A generic decent one is internationalsexguide dot info. Depending on the country there are better more specific ones.

But OP is far too pussy to want help.

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>>34307948
Is there one that lists the country specific websites with highest traffic?
It's europe by the way.
>>34307913
I'm not gay. Well, not gay enough I should say.

>>34308041
No, there isn't.

Are you from italy?

Where do you live?
just go on backpage
I tried to lose my virginity to a prostitute when i was 19.
I got a blowjob with a condom on but when I went to fuck her I kept getting soft. Condom+wrecked hooker pussy doesn't provide much feeling. Ended up getting by balls gobbled while I fapped until I came.
waste of money unless you have some viagra or cialis to guarantee you will be able to get your moneys worth.

>>34308041
Are you Swedish? because it's the only place in Europe where hiring prostitute might be an issue.

>>34308092
Also you are completely inexperienced like I was, you will probably find it very awkward. Most hookers don't want to do any intimate shit, so you go from walking in to fucking pretty much straight away.

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>>34308083
No.
>>34308108
No.

Also I'm already getting anxiety I don't know if I could go through with this. I really do want to though.

>>34308108
Not him.

Just curious, why is an issue in Sweden?

>>34307912
this, the guy is clearly a fucking autist, he won't even name the country he's from

>>34307368
Its better to he a virgin than to remember you losing your virginity to some ugly hooker

It will be a memory you will regret

>>34308128
As far as I know prostitution is supposed to be illegal in Sweden, but don't really know how the law is supposed to be enforced.

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>>34308136
>a fucking AUTIST
>on MY /r9k/
Unimaginable.

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>>34308139
Just another drop of regret into the ocean.

>>34308136
hes probably indian or a chink and is ashamed of that. I dont see any other options
Frankly Im in the same situation as the guy, so I can sympathize a little

Here is how you do it, you retarded autist virgin. Take a trip to Germany, Austria, or Netherlands. Go to a legal brothel. The end.

>>34308108
Norway as well.

>>34308243
Or Czech republic, which is preatty cheap


>>34308249
Even Italy, in theory.

>>34308347
You could add a few others like France to the "in theory" list. But in practice, Norway and Sweden are the only ones where people can and do get fined for going to a prostitute. Only the man obviously, the woman is the victim.

>>34308379
In italy, in some cities you can get a fine too, if you hook up with hookers on the street
They'll send it you to your home.
This is pretty fucked up.

>>34308417
>if you hook up with hookers on the street
That's because doing it on the street it's considered a crime of exhibitionism, not because of prostitution itself.

>>34308417
What kind of hookers do you have in Italy mostly? Gypsies, Romanians?

>>34308379
It's easy af to find a hooker in France

>>34308471
We have all kinds of prostitutes.
From high tier italian escorts, to low tier nigerian crack whores.
Until few years ago, the more common I were the ones from eastern europe (romania, ukraine, moldova).You can find them everywhere.

Here in the north there's also plenty of asian cheap prostitutes.

>>34308460
Nope, it's for prostituion.
And they they fine the client, not the prostitute.

>>34307299
Are you some kinda Otaku or something why do you respond by posting Chinese cartoon girls in every response? Anyways just look up backpages online for hookers just be safe and hopefully you don't get robbed.

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>>34309207
>not posting cartoon girls as much as you can

>>34309747
No because that's just some drawing made by some asian man in a foreign country. Cut back on the anime my man.