I want to be a hero /r9k/ How do I become a hero?

Show us your dick, that's the first step to becoming a hero.

>>34307038
>watches anime
You should try being an hero instead

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First you have to be AN hero anon

>>34307038
In this reality? You don't, not in the Sam Flam way. The closest you can get is living your life as close to lawful good as possible and helping others when you can. You're not gonna stop any crazy bad guys but you might just make the lives of those around you better.

>>34307083
>being lawful

Tell me, how many heroes actually obey laws?

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>>34307038
Show
Dick
Now
Faggot

>>34307098
Heros that actually exist. Do something that helps people, either it be becoming a doctor and saving lives or a policeman keeping the peace.

>>34307098
>this meme again
Lawful good is completely different than just lawful. If a law serves evil than someone who considers themselves lawful good doesn't have to adhere to it. But I should've known using alignment terms was a bad idea. I was just trying to illustrate the point that OP should live as traditionally "goody two shoes" as possible, especially since he posted Samurai Flamenco, who's about as lawful as heroes come.

>>34307129
You may not get the glamourous hero recognition you desire, and sometimes you may be bashed down, but it's the closest thing to being a hero in society.

>>34307134
Idk, that's how I view it. I plan on going into the prostetic field and helping people who've lost their limbs n' shit.

>>34307140
But there are real life heroes that get recognition like dudes that save people from burning buildings or stop baddies and send them to jail. Maybe this is your calling, OP.

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I don't know much about heroes, but one thing I do know is that every hero needs a villain.
watch ur back op

Why would you even want to be a hero? Being a villain is the same without responsibilities.

Where is OP's dick? Why has it not been posted yet?

>>34307056
no first is him giving us his boipussi

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>>34307038
Do you watch Kamen Rider OP?

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>>34307038
You know what you have to do.
Do it, anon, become a hero.

>>34307038
>I want to be *an hero /r9k/
FTFY

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>>34307038
Where's that dastardly dick OP?