>lonely robot that wants a doggo friend
>look up how to adopt doggo from a shelter
>(references needed)
>tfw literally no friends
REEEEEEEEE WHY WONT THE NORMIES LET ME HAVE ANYTHING ITS NOT FAIR
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>>34332748
I kinda want to get a dog just to have someone to hangout with and plus he'd keep my bed warm. can't you have mother get you the doggie?
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>>34332748
Therapist?
Parents?
You can use basically anyone.
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>>34332748
You have to have some sort of contact with someone, right? Even if they're not your friend just tell them you want a dog and ask if you can use them as a reference
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Classical music is the only non-normie music.
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>>34332745
I listen to classical music every night before/while I sleep. I don't know why i like it so much or why i ever started. it's the only music that feels patrician enough for me when i'm by myself.
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>>34332745
>not listening to the mystery of bulgarian voices
Normies, please. Try harder
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Perhaps. But a few centuries ago it was THE normie music
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Which was better?
What is your reasoning?
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>>34332725
Data could likely behead Spock with a single blow. Spock has no chance to overpower the android, even if Data just stood there and allowed himself to be hit. This is a total mismatch. In fact, Data would take out Prime Spock and New Spock easily as well.
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Data fucked the Borg queen, but Spock has Vulcan mind meld powers.
It's a fucking toss-up
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>>34332725
https://youtu.be/qar0unFwm2I
You tell me buddy.
You tell me.
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What do you want Donald Trump to do for you personally when it comes to the policies and promises that he made.
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>>34332615
Deport illegal spics.
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>>34332615
Fuck campaign promises. If he could just start pandering to intelligent people now that he's in office I'd be all in.
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i'd like for him to bring in more benefits to those who are self-employed. Not to really support NEETs per say, but those who actually make money on their own. I run my own game dev set up and already have one game making me money with another on the way but I don't make enough to quit wagecucking just yet.
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So I have a story for you robots
>be me
>be a completely straight failed normie/cyborg
>cant remember a time when I was in a relationship I wanted
>even the unwanted ones were years apart
>tired of these games
>be 2k16
>meet this faggot who we'll call Alex
>Alex and I hit it off well
>Get closer and closer as friends
>Begin to question my sexuality
>He asked me out suddenly around new years
>fuckitwhynot.png
>after 2 weeks I invite him over and we fuck
>this relationship feels better than all my past ones
Is faggotry the answer /r9k/?
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>>34332557
How do you know you weren't gay from the start and it just took you a long time to figure it out?
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>>34332575
I never looked at ANY male like that until around that time
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>>34332557
Hey man, if you're happy don't overthink it.
I feel like I am the only person who never gets a message or call. I have literally not had a phone call or text conversation in years that I didn't start. My "friends" are random people online who I've never met.
It's fucking killing me inside.
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>tfw I never get txts etc
>tfw my gfs phone is always blowing up
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>>34332571
Why are you here if you're dating a Stacy?
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>>34332583
Because I'm a robot. I just happen to be dating Stacy.
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>you will never hold a girl's hand
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>>34332531
But I have anon. It was soft and warm
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>>34332547
Oh, okay. let me fix that
>I will never hold a girl's hand
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>>34332547
I had a gf once and yeah it felt great but it felt even better breaking up with her.
>>34332579
But now I'm jaded like you op because it's been years and I never found anyone and I'm so out of touch with girls that I will probably never find a gf again so yeah, we in the same boat nigga
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on them too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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ah, I love this thread.
have a bump OP
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Nice pasta, I rate BOING/10
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>>34332495
God help me nowwwwww
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Feeling like shit? Don't worry, Postman is here.
We're going to cure whatever is ailing you. Doesn't matter if it's anxiety depression or lack of self confidence.
If you're new to tapping I'll include all the info you need in my next post. I'm here to answer any questions.
This is and always will be free.
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>Quick tutorial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AW01rT92Ng
>Basic overview of the process
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCE4P6Ue0w
>If you're lazy you can tap with this guy by just mimicking what he does and says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6kq9N9Yp6E
>Written tutorial from the official site
emofree(DOTTT)com/eft-tutorial/tapping-basics/how-to-do-eft.html
>Full video course on piratebay
thepiratebay(DOTTT)org/torrent/4025348/The_EFT_Course_-_Emotional_Freedom_Technique_-_Gary_Craig
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>>34332455
It seems like you're trying too hard to start a new type of recurring thread. Nonetheless good luck tripfag
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>>34332455
Postman. What do you suggest to cure my major depressive symptoms. My life is objectivly pretty good
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GOD I FUCKED UP
ive eaten peanuts in potato chips wich has 520kcal in 100g and ive eaten 240g
how the fuck do people live with 1500kcal daily
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>>34332311
I think his 217 pound pic is the nicest look, personally.
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>>34332311
272lbs kripp
197lbs tranny new in hormones
173 faggot drug addict that would suck for heroine
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>>34332353
Oh, you're the same guy from last thread.
>>34332311
Just don't make it a habit. Appetite suppressants do help until your stomach gets used to little amounts of food.
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CHADS BLOWN THE FUCK UP
lmao
listen to this chad steal a daughter from her parents
this fucking roastie defied her parents to run away with this fucking chad to go out
>"rosie lets just go"
this is unbelievable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qtA4_8B9g
video starts at like 17:00 cause fucking compilation
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That fucking nigger in the second video pissed me off.
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>Chad
Robots are really grasping at straws to desperately project their insecurities.
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Lmao.
Nigga so despo for pussy he is willing to still take her out despite her crazy ass family.
Now imagine if she turned up to his house and it was reversed, she'd instantly think the guy was autistic and leave.
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>"if you want a gf, get a hobby"
>not interested in anything
What do I do?
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>>34332142
feign interest
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go to a cuddIe party
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>>34332147
What are some good interests to feign?
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You could fuck her but...
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You will be only paid 100 million.
It will only last for 30 minutes.
It will have to be done in the privacy in your own home.
You will have to act out any fetish you have on her.
You will get telekinesis.
Would you actually do it?
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Usually these things are supposed to have an equal downside...
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>>34332134
>It will have to be done in the privacy of your own home.
So no one will know.
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>>34332111
Is that a joke or a suprise you now have flesh eating genital warts type of situation regardless I might consider it
Just scammed a guy for 300k on WoW by promising to webcam. New personal low for me.
Who's out and about feelin' like they need a pout? Cause I'm here with you.
Soul food always related.
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>>34332012
Nice score OP, congrats
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300k is nothing lol, you can make that in like a day or 2
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>>34332092
thanks. at first it was 60k, and then and additional 40k, and then i really got ballsy and succeeded in my push for 200k more. not as satisfying as I thought it would be.
How do I go berserk like a viking?
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You need an axe and shrooms
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Beserkers ate plants with psychedelic properties before battle..
Your path is clear.
Of course, they were also extremely /fit/ trained warriors, which may be a problem for you.
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>>34331999
coffee aenema