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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on them too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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ah, I love this thread.
have a bump OP
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Nice pasta, I rate BOING/10
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>>34332495
God help me nowwwwww
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>>34332495
This>Remilia-discord
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>>34332495
>>>/x/
Jesus Christ OP, I literally shat my pants in fear.
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>tfw no shy yet dominant anime gf
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>>34332495
I was looking for this pasta, thanks.
Post pastas.
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw
Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and
playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona
series and many others)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean
through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly
superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two
years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write
fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their
bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a
prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I
hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to
wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my
elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely
does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>34332495
How is this character called?
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>>34332767
My umbrella gf. Leave her alone.
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>>34332808
Tell me her name for academic purposes.
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>>34332767
I reverse image searched it but got a bunch of moon runes.
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>>34332828
I've found it, it's Kogasa
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>>34332495
*screeches inquisitively*
REEEEEEE???
*autist shuffles a lil closer*
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Love this shit anon, good job.
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I mean nice tits and pussy anime girl but really, let's get down to business. Show me them feet
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>>34332828
For future reference, click on the arrow next to the post number and choose image search -> iqdb, if there's anything publicly hosting a chinese cartoon it'll show up there.
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>>34332882
Fuck what's the name of that anime again? I keep searching for "5 minute anime about eating street food" but I can't find it
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>>34332495
Gosh this made me hard. I didn't know it could. I want some qt to do this to me :'(
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>>34332495
PARENTS WALKED AND SAW THIS SHIT SHIT SHIT
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>>34332495
This larping shit is stupid.
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STOP LEWDING MY WIFE, YOU FUCKING SHIT FUCK
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>>34332495
im still waiting to see that vagania
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>>34333187
dere happy?
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>>34333209
now that we are over this, ill get going
bye
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>>34332901
imnotallowedtoblankpost
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Fucking sensational.
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>>34332644
Iink to discord ?
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>>34333256
2/10, the artist gave her manfeet
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Is Kogasa a fembot?
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>>34333011
H-HAYAI
>bonus booty
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>>34332927
Think I might've just seen it in another thread by chance, Azumanga Daioh
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>>34332495
>posting jumpscares
>CURRENT YEAR
Fuck off, OP.
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>>34333639
It's a jumpscare? How can a jpg be animated? I didn't leave it open long enough to check, how long does it take?
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>>34333737
>Not instantly being spooked by the spookster
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The only pasta to give me a sustainable boner.
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>>34332736
Davido-kun > Ken-Sama
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>>34332927
It's called Wakako-zake, friendo
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>>34332495
>ragin' 'rection
God I love this pasta.
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>>34332495
I never get tired of reading this pasta.
Jeezums fucking Crikes
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I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
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>>34334403
Whatever decision you make, godspeed anon. May your anime be real and your waifus be hot.
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>>34334664
nigga that's the oldest pasta in existence
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Any other pasta like this one?
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>>34332840
I bet you think that its anime too, ya faggot.
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