I feel like I am the only person who never gets a message or

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>tfw I never get txts etc
>tfw my gfs phone is always blowing up

>>34332571
Why are you here if you're dating a Stacy?

>>34332583
Because I'm a robot. I just happen to be dating Stacy.

>>34332587
>robot
>dating
You don't seem to understand what a robot is, normalfag.

The meet those people, anon.

I had a friend I made from /v/ come over and we played through a a lot of RE and SH games.

Nothing Suss either.

>>34332637
I'll take "what is a cyborg" for 100.

Also, "shit you don't understand" for 1000
>cmon daily double

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>>34332587
>i have a gf but i am a robot. Robot is a state of mind.
GTFO nomanscum.
Cunt.

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>>34332659
No, a cyborg is a robot who has some friends and is capable of supporting himself. You're a full blown normie. This isn't some fun exclusive club, this is the last vestige of a place where people like us can go. I'm betting you have a social media account, go on that, not on 4chan.

>>34332643
I've tried to make friends, I've asked people every day if we should meet, hang out, bake a cake. All I get is "my schedule's full".

I want to throw away my phone and delete all online friends. Just fade into non-existance. No one will wonder where I went.

>>34332679
Whoops did I say that? Huh, I thought I referred to myself as a cyborg. Funny how that got misinterpreted.

>>34332698
I don't have a social media account. I'm asocial and a practical shut in.

>>34332726
then how did that asocial and """practical""" shut in manage to score the social butterfly that is a stacey?

>>34332790
Because I'm an artist, and met her at one of my shows. We exchanged numbers, she contacted me, asked me out. I insisted on doing takeout and Netflix, she agreed. And that's pretty much what we do, when not trying to sell my shit. She manages my apts, my shows, my fees, everything.