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>>34375256
I don't have the social skills required to be a friend.

>>34375256
Why do you think you are a failed normie?

i would love a friend, but why are you lonely OP? you said you've had friends before, what happened to them?

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it's just NOT fair. I'm a peaceful, respectful human being. Not an extremist (christian), good moral values, etc. I'm fucking white too (mainly austrian ancestry )
fuck i'm so down

bump i need attention and pity

Aw, bump bro

I know that feel breh. I know that feel well.

Try writing philosophical shit and send it to people might freak em unlock the mysteries of the universe niggga

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How would you know if you're going insane?
You have nothing to use for reference.

>>34375193
I guess a big part of /r9k/s mentality requires a welfare state to survive. I doubt /pol/s ideal society has room for neets. Also we need a new janitor, current one is a fag and keeps deleting all homo threads in a fit of autistic denial

And trap threads and cuck threads ARE welcome on /r9k/

>>34375193
No.

Conservatives belong on 4chan. Libtards belong on Tumblr. And Normal Fags belong on Facebook. Reddit is the intermingle ground.

posting again here

>I didn't get a chance to mature socially or emotionally in the same way that everyone else has, so I will likely never be able to truly connect with another human
>I feel ugly
>I feel happy and sad because I am noticeably underweight
>I'm perpetually tired
>miscellaneous depression-related feelings

>>34375200
Why didn't you get the chance to mature socially or emotionally?

>>34375228
Several reasons actually
>non-white in a predominantly white city
>had a very high IQ so I couldn't relate to kids my own age
>overprotective parents who didn't let me go over to friends' houses
>depressed ever since I can remember
>neither of my parents were very emotionally present during my childhood

These issues just compounded over time. Now I am socially adept but there's nothing of substance there. Sometimes I feel disappointed about it.

I own a few fl so heres my opinion,
If your above avg length i would say go for a fl if not then go for the tenga.
They are cheaper and still good quality, if you got the length I would give fl a try.

>>34375606
I owned a fleshlight before.
Looking to buy something new, just want to know if I should rebuy or if there is something seriously better

>>34375882
I really doubt it..once you get it all warmed lubed and ready to go its hard to find a better imitation. And like I said tengas are to small for me so couldnt honestly say wich is better. Im oh k with the diff textures fl offers, and I can go balls deep kinda hard to beat tht.

>>34375141
She's let me "massage" her breasts (platonically) before she started feeling guilty for letting me do it when she has a boyfriend of multiple years

>>34375141
She shoved them in my face and I motorboats them and suck her nippelles lol

Please no judging was one of my great successes in life

>>34375141
She's my gf and I fuck her whenever I see her

>>34375071
Because I'm 22 and there is no way I would look "pretty"

Because I'd much rather get fit and grow a beard and slay pussy.

Having said that, it will never happen, so I might as well become a tranny.

>>34375071
I want to be the guy fucking the pretty trap's ass while we stare into each others eyes before kissing gently.

>>34375062
when is your friend getting back

>>34375183
Not sure he's out with friends for the night

What's your night been like

>>34375265
my nights been pretty simple. i'm just sitting at my desk considering what my week will be like. you?

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>>34375061
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzed

>>34375061
Maybe start with shemale pmvs then progress to twink compilations or something. Also mods are fags they keep deleting gay threads because they keep trying to deny their sexuality

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>>34375115
dezyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

I skipped class, watched movies, considered jumping out of my window, then drank so much alcohol i'm barely sitting up in my chair

so yes

>>34375046
thats a nice picture anon

I shitposted for 10 hours today so yeah I was myself

>>34375101
What's nice about a couple of emotionally abusive trash waifus?

I dont understand why any threads get removed from this place. All the original ones get removed while /steamfeels/ which are constantly posted don't.

>>34375005
yup a sad day all those trap threads gone we will never recover

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kys your self self faggot

>>34375003
you dont. friends are a meme.

>>34375003
You make friends in school, then slowly lose them over time. This is why Chad and Stacy had 100s of friends back in high school. They were planning ahead.

Form lasting relationships in your adolescence which you can then network with and boost the strength of your bonds.

If you didn't do that then now you know why you're a robot.

>>34374995
My father is a tranny so yeah pretty much. Literally at 45 decides to become a women. Fucking kill me.

>>34374995
>>34375021
not too much of a puss-e to fug your mom though

>>34375045
My father used to be sort of a Chad apparently. Now he's a pussy-whipped faggot who can barely talk to women without sounding like an effeminate trainwreck.

>what the FUCK is wrong with this girl

She's from Georgia. Next question.

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>igor has a job and you don't

>Loves: God
he doesn't love you back sweetheart