How the fuck does one make friends >inb4 go to the club

>>34375003
you dont. friends are a meme.

>>34375003
You make friends in school, then slowly lose them over time. This is why Chad and Stacy had 100s of friends back in high school. They were planning ahead.

Form lasting relationships in your adolescence which you can then network with and boost the strength of your bonds.

If you didn't do that then now you know why you're a robot.

>>34375068
why bother with making friends if you're just going to have to keep going through the same depressing process over and over again?

>>34375626
Don't ask me, I didn't make any to begin with.

>>34375626
its worth it to have a friend for a little bit

>>34375003
On that note, where the fuck do functioning people meet girls?

I'd recommend having hobbies. I do nothing every single day and am thus incredibly boring making no one want to interact with me

I'll answer your "how" question how some of us answered all questions beginning with "how" back in the day. (e.g. "How are you doing?")

Very Carefully.

Find your local interest clubs. Check reddit