Is anybody else's father an absolute pussy? Stories?

>>34374995
My father is a tranny so yeah pretty much. Literally at 45 decides to become a women. Fucking kill me.

>>34374995
>>34375021
not too much of a puss-e to fug your mom though

>>34375045
My father used to be sort of a Chad apparently. Now he's a pussy-whipped faggot who can barely talk to women without sounding like an effeminate trainwreck.

>>34375099
what happen to him

>>34375152
Oh god I wish I knew.

>>34374995
My father is autistic guy with a mustache that can't talk to me or anybody else. He had a best friend that died and he's been even more quiet since then. I used to not get along with him but I've come to realize that I have become my father in every way. Even down to the mustache.

>>34374995
My father's a fucking retard, but not at all a pussy.

>>34374995
Right here. No friends, only talks to his wife and kids (and doesn't say much at that). Goes to work 9-5 (engineer, works in high-tech), comes home, we eat dinner together and then the rest of the evening he sits alone in the basement watching GoT or playing bridge on his iPad. Very beta overall, now I know where I get it from. Honestly I feel bad for the guy and wish we were closer, he seems misunderstood imo

>dad was a hardass marine
>did cleanup duty in vietnam
>ordered to burn villages, shoot children and women, torture men for information
>could never watch those commercials featuring starving/tortured animals or starving children commercials

He was both a pussy and not a pussy. After I found out the shit he had to do in 'nam a whole lot of the stuff he did and didn't do made a lot more sense. I miss that fat child murdering fuck.

>>34375356

So go down and learn how to play bridge or watch(ewwww) GoT with him or something. Bring snacks and a small bottle(a pint maybe a fifth if you think you can both handle it) of some pineapple rum or maybe vodka and some mixer. Get him talking.

It's only too late to get closer to your dad when he's gone.

>>34375222
oddly the same except I've became the opposite

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My dad literally donated $990 to the church one day. He typical only donated a hundred. Then he refused to buy braces to fix my fucked up teeth. Christ cucks are the worst.

>>34375559
If God wanted your teeth to be straight he would have made them that way Anon

>>34375584
He's so tight with his money, he won't buy anything he doesn't need, and he never pays for other people. This isn't necessarily bad, but then he doesn't save any of it. Every leftover penny he has funnels right into that church. I have no idea what he must have done that requires this financial slavery to God.

>>34374995
My dad never leaves his house, he just smokes and drinks himself into a stupor every night and takes out all his frustrations on my mom (and me whenever I visit). I think he fell into the middle-aged weed meme and uses it "medicinally", but always with a couple glasses of vodka and god knows how many beers. The whole house smells like skunk every night, which reminds me of the times as a teenager that I smoked weed, failed to sufficiently cover the smell, and ended up being screamed at by my dad that I was breaking my mother's heart while she left the room crying. Wonder how she feels about this situation.

>>34374995
He's a momma's boy and an angry, autistic moron who cries (literally wails like a little baby bitch) and throws shit when he gets mad (anytime he doesn't get his way). A total manchild who is also a pussy.

My dad had 5 kids with 3 different women that I know of.

I was a Chad at one point, but the internet ruined that. Now I'm just a washed up failed normie.

Thanks Dad!

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He's okay. One time I was almost kidnapped when I was about 5. He was out front doing something and he let me play outside while I waited for the neighbor kids to come home. I was just walking back and forth from 2 house down to ours and suddenly this mexican guy just picked me up and threw me in the car. As he walked to the other side of the car and I got and started screaming and running to my dad. I peed my pants which got all over him as he was holding me but yeah no he just called the police, I was just hoping he would kick the guys ass.

I don't know if my 5 year old son was almost kidnapped i'd make the fucker pay

>>34376532
Shit I meant to say that as the guy was walking to the other side of the car, I quickly opened the door and bolted

Pretty sure my dad is gay. Always been extremely homophobic. Gets extremely defensive when anyone jokingly calls him gay, and goes on about it for ages, saying he can't be gay because he has 2 kids. Always makes a point about pointing out attractive women, but in an over the top overcompensating way. Has effeminate interests but acts "manly" infront of other men.

There's other tells as well but hard to verbalise. Like 80% sure. I get that when he grew up it was a different world to be fair.

>>34376674
I can't tell if my dad is gay or not. He and his brother were sexually abused by their dad from such a young age to teenage years. I caught my dad and uncle humping once when I came home from school early one day but they were both clothed fully. He never acted gay but I started noticing he'd get flirty around his brother. My mom died when I was young but I can also still tell he isn't over it. I don't believe in bisexuality. I think he is straight but the abuse sort of fucked him up a bit.

>>34374995
My dad used to beat the shit out of my until I grew taller than him, now I view him as a little manlet.

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my dad was a fucking deadbeat loser. He was unemployed when my folks broke up and was only charged $20 a month in child support in 1995. He never paid a penny

>>34374995
Never met him. Judging by my beta genetics, he is probably a loser like me.

>>34375559
Family is in financial turmoil yet my dad appends thousands on his theology (((degree)))

>>34376764
>catches dad and uncle dry humping
>thinks it's at all out of the ordinary
you need to get out more.

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>>34374995
I always thought my dad was a beta borderline autist because he behaves just like that:
>doesn't make eye contact
>only answers in yes/no and talks as little as possible
>comes into room to talk and then stays there motionless after we're done talking in akward silence up to an hour or more
>is highly intelligent and makes big bix as head of a chemistry department in an engine factory
>overall he's extremely nice and I love him but he behaves weird and always has

Mfw I moved in with him now that I started college and read his browser history to find out that he aparently spends hours watching degenerate porn (even some BLACKED) and has every website of a brothel from our area set as favorite alongside his favorite girls (mostly 18yr old east european stacys)

Mfw my autist beta dad is a porn addicted whoremonger who apparently has fucked dozens of 9/10 russian prostitutes.

>he now is my hero and I want to be like him

>>34374995
Dad worked in the R.A.N, had to board refugee boats and suspected pirate vessels. Never could bring himself to watch those refugee plea ads on TV.

>asks every meal if I eat "..." if I say no he asks since when
>listens to movie OST all day
>sits only on his computer when not at work
>is extremely greedy
>doesn't get jokes or irony
>is always angry and has no other emotions
>doesn't understand if he's too rude to my mother
>things his sons are still kids
>asks you if you want something and then doesn't prepare it for you
>doesn't understand logic
>thinks we live still in 1970s
>always converts Euros into Deutsche Mark
>is racist and doesn't realize it

>>34376764
>I don't believe in bisexuality
but why?

my father isn't a pussy, but he's certainly a melodramatic pretentious egomaniac

>>34380354
are you a yugo , this sound awful lot like yugos

>>34374995
Yeah dude my dad is a spineless coward

He pretty much just reacts to everything that happens in his life and legitimately can't so anything right except what he does for work

He is overly emotional and has no concept of how to lead very low ability to be suspicious and no idea of social hierarchy if the truth is too harsh he just ignores it.. No financial responsibility or planning he fucking married some dumb nigger (not even kidding) I spend everyday praying I do not turn out like him it causes a lot of problems at least for me because I can tell that I am unfortunately like him.

Not so bad qualities for a friend, really crappy qualities for a dad.

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>>34374995
Nah hes 6'3 extreme endomorph.

>>34376674
That's a textbook example of self-hating closet case.

>>34374995
>discover mother's been cheating on him 15 years ago
>confrontsher about it
>she denies it
>he knowsit'shappening like everybody arounds him knows (even his coworkers and my older brother, while nobody told me anything until 2 years ago)
>he doesn't break up because "muh marriage/muh children"
>keeps getting cheated on until like 9 months ago when her lover finally suddendly died of cancer

>>34380538
PIX

OREGONGRINDER

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>>34374995
>smart
>used to talk about politics, finance and such with my mother when I was a child
>something happened, he started drinking more when I grew older
>vivid memories of parents fighting when father was drunk, he was violent sometimes
>he used to lock himself up to our garage for weeks to drink, only exiting to get more liquoir
>parents finally divorced when I was 15 after my father caught her cheating
>he developed clear signs of mental illness, found benzos described to him
>he started hermiting, gathering lots of useless things to his apartment
>he also used to say autistic things to young women, probably trying to retain his manhood
>had a long period of no-contact with him
>now I'm 28, see him every 2-3 months
>we even went on a trip together to a foreign city
>he seems to be doing better nowadays
>unironically glad for him

I used to rhink he was beta when i first got redpilled. I stopped being a faggot, he's alright better than most of the cucks out there, supports Trump and is interested in finance/economics rather than netflix or whatever notmies like and runs his own small business. Only beta when it comes to my mother.

>>34376532
Wtf? I would shoot the dude no hesitation.