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Have you ever eaten your own cum?
I always think about trying it when I'm horny, but once I cum, it's not appealing anymore.
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>>34376425
I think about it all the time but as soon as I cum my desire to is gone
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Every single time since I've started masturbating, I love the taste of it. I can't think of a time where I haven't eaten my cum. I just love the warmth and the texture, its addictive really. Plus the whole thought of how dirty it is gets me hard again as I'm doing it. (This came later, when I was a kid I just enjoyed eating it).
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>>34376425
I do it more to clean up than anything else. Its not bad tasting (as long as you dont get into your own head). After the third time or so it will become second nature. That being said... its not enjoyable either because of
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Okay anons I feel like having some fun
Dubs decide what I say
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well hello there you disgusting fucking roastie. i have my rope out and im ready to fucking kill myself
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Suicide is painless.
It bring on many changes.
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>>34376888
Trips here. Say it OP.
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is it true that browsing /r9k/ makes you start to like traps?
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No, those are /lgbt/ rejects shitposting, and attempting to drag more people into their mental disease.
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>>34376360
If you stay here long enough yes its just over exposure and you realise that fapling to traps is not gay. If you were gay you would fap to chad not a feminine trap.
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>>34376360
Well honestly if you think about it
>we hate women
>women hate us
So it kinda mskes sense that people would start to like traps
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What do you smell like?
This is a very fateful and original question that will be answered i hope
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Sex and candy, why you ask?
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probably bed head
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How do i know what i smell like, it has never been brought up ever
>Tfw my oneitis told all her friends about my embarrassing fetish
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>>34376336
Why the fuck does anyone know about your fetish in the first place?
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>>34376336
What is it? Please tell us!
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>>34376336
Were any of them interested in it?
You'll never know, unless you tell people.
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/UG/ Ugly General /UG/ 2017-01-24 05:03:23 Post No.34376319
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> Randomly take a few selfies
>Cringe
>Feel like crying
who else /ugly/?
I'm so ugly Normies actually take the time out of their day to call me out on how ugly I look, I hate Normies with a passion. Why can't we all be ugly?
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>>34376319
>Why can't we all be ugly?
I'd rather have everyone be attractive desu.
>tfw reality
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>>34376966
And when everyone is super... No one will be
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>>34376319
post your picture op dont be a pussy
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Made a mistake recently, here goes
>play walleyball with friends and a few others
>two girls that play regularly, the asses were fat
>end up sleeping over at friend's cousin's house
>they're both in same room, horny 18 and 19 yos
>keep talking about the girls
>get pissed off and explain how women are made out of the same material as men, they are not angels
>explain this really poorly at the start, claim they're just fat semi-hairless men
>they're starting to think I'm gay
>they don't realize women are as blank in the head as paper with no real hobbies besides "travel" taking your money for clothes and the like
>they apparently haven't seen period shit or how disgusting women can be sometimes
Such is life with normals
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>>34376300
that is the biggest ass I've ever seen
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>>34376300
you sound... very closeted.
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>>34376300
That thing should be shot.
Then you after it.
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Look at what I found on Reddit 2017-01-24 04:56:28 Post No.34376213
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Look at what I found on Reddit
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2017-01-24 04:56:28
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This ugly fat whore posted on Reddit saying that she's having trouble online dating...
https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/5pnmuu/25f_been_having_trouble_with_online_dating/dct2jxq/?context=10000
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>>34376213
>browsing reddit ever
Please leave and never come back.
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>>34376428
I usually browse /r/amiugly because I'm a lookism user and make threads like this.
http://lookism.net/Thread-News-Another-chincel-on-r-amiugly-lets-blast-him
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>>34376213
What a fat fucking bitch.
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>about to be 25
>wife of four years is dying of liver disease(she's 33), because of her overconsumption of alcohol
>we have a life insurance
>her policy will net a little over $250,000
>she's pretty much guaranteed to die this year leaving both me and our daughter behind
>I'm as healthy as can be
>No debt except the $300 balance left on my credit card
>House is fully paid off
>I have a decent job where I'm making 37,000 so far
How do I improve our lives upon her death, guys. I feel like getting married was a mistake, and this is my second chance.
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>falling for the life insurance meme
lol
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>>34376206
I'm guessing you put money towards your daughter's college if you don't want to be a shit parent.
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>>34376206
Put at 100k away for daughters college and use the rest of the money to have various vacations with her
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Do Transgirls with huge, functional cocks exist?
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>>34376115
Reported for trap posting. Enjoy your ban, queer!
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HRT kills functionality and size
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>>34376115
Yes jsut look them up they exist
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>be today
>sitting in my cc's cafe waiting for next class to start
>random qt sits on my lap
>says "I like small things"
>qt seems really tiny, easily 4'11"-5'2"
>put my hands on her shoulders
>say "Hey, me too."
>she laughs
>calls me smooth and we talk about college majors for awhile
>hops off my lap later when her friend calls her away
>she asked to exchange numbers before leaving
>first time getting a girl's number
D-did I do good robros?
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>>34376060
She thinks you have a small dick. If you DO have a small dick, she'll take photos of it while you are asleep and post it to social media and probably get a huge award for it from some feminist organisation for "smashing the heteronormative patriarchy".
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>>34376060
Chad, stop LARPing.
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>>34376060
Wow she sounds like quite the nympho.
Don't let me down Opie
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have you ever watched a cartoon character and felt funny down there
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>>34376031
>have you ever watched a cartoon character and felt funny down there
Get out of here with your furry shti
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cartoon characters make me feel funny everywhere
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>>34376031
I guess I liked Raven from teen titans.
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Have any of you fucks ever tried a mail order bride or something similar? Preferably looking for russian women but i'm kinda skeptical.
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>>34375991
>paying for something you have no legal right to keep
Nah m8 just w8 for sexbots.
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>>34375991
>Have any of you fucks ever tried a mail order bride or something similar?
Shit's a scam man. The'll come marry you for the citizenship, then leave you at the closest chance they can get.
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>>34376014
I've wanted to try it like the OP, but this is what I'd be afraid of. I've been saving up a bunch of money for something like this, but I guess I'll just wait for sex robots...
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Is liking traps gay or not?
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>>34375938
You already know the answer, faggot.
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>>34375938
Just a little bit, but not really.
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>>34375938
yes, you are a faggot
originally, i might add, tbqh
This picture gave me a lot of anxiety after I turned 20 still a virgin, but then after I lost my virginity that same year I started laughing at it, thinking the "point of no return" was disproven. But now, after about a year and a half without getting laid, I've realized the point of no return is not about the impossibility of ever getting laid. It's about your mentality crystallizing.
I still feel like I might as well be a virgin. I have the same sense of inferiority and shame around basically everyone. I still have the self-defeating attitude about women. I'm stuck in the virgin mentality because I was too late. I have all the same insecurities and complexes, but now I won't get powers when I turn 30.
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>>34375840
>It's about your mentality crystallizing.
Yep. Typically the only hope for guys like us is to be at the right place at the right time with an aggressive female.
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>>34375840
>inb4 lots of /r9k/ anons with "muh virginity"
You guys can pay 500 bucks and fuck an escort if you're worried that much.
>b-but muh STDs
Didn't you wanted to kill yourself?
But eh, no problems with anons trying to die virgins though, just don't become a future psycho pedophile when you become 40.
Back in the day dying virging you were close, if not, being a Saint desu.
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>>34376086
>Be 26
>No social life,neet,not rich or handsome
>Never had gf, touched or kissed a girl
>One day having conversation with dad
>He learns that i'm a still virgin
>He is shocked and sad
>He calls a hooker for me
>She comes to our house meeting her
>Just sitting on couch next to her it was enough to get a boner
>Then she says lets go your room
>panic.jpg
>She starts to take of her clothes while i'm still waiting like at bus line
>okherewegothisisfinallyhappening
>Take off all everything get into bed
>Ask her to what to do now like real autist
>She grabs my dick puts into her vagina
>Finally i'm inside of a vagina but not feeling anything
>Go back and forward, change positions still nothing, can't cum
>I'm tired as fuck but still don't know whats wrong probably because of jerking off dry too much
>Pull out she jerks me off and finishes finally managed to cum
>The end
Not sure if it counts but nothing changed in my life after this experience still i feel miserable. I was very close to become a wizard but hey at least i saw a real a vagina and touched boobs. I still don't have a girlfriend and couldn't get laid with anyone else. I'm hoping to get a gf one day and maybe i might enjoy fucking her.