>be today
>sitting in my cc's cafe waiting for next class to start
>random qt sits on my lap
>says "I like small things"
>qt seems really tiny, easily 4'11"-5'2"
>put my hands on her shoulders
>say "Hey, me too."
>she laughs
>calls me smooth and we talk about college majors for awhile
>hops off my lap later when her friend calls her away
>she asked to exchange numbers before leaving
>first time getting a girl's number
D-did I do good robros?
>>34376060
She thinks you have a small dick. If you DO have a small dick, she'll take photos of it while you are asleep and post it to social media and probably get a huge award for it from some feminist organisation for "smashing the heteronormative patriarchy".
>>34376060
Chad, stop LARPing.
>>34376060
Wow she sounds like quite the nympho.
Don't let me down Opie
...Or, she finds large men uncomfortable, which is possible. Maybe she enjoys being dominant and likes submissive men. Maybe she wants you to buy her some nice things, after which she'll drop you like a hot potato. All sorts of things are possible.
>>random qt sits on my lap
Sure, Anon.
>>34376060
getting girls to sit on your lap is way better than cuddling