Have you ever eaten your own cum? I always think about trying

>>34376425
I think about it all the time but as soon as I cum my desire to is gone

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Every single time since I've started masturbating, I love the taste of it. I can't think of a time where I haven't eaten my cum. I just love the warmth and the texture, its addictive really. Plus the whole thought of how dirty it is gets me hard again as I'm doing it. (This came later, when I was a kid I just enjoyed eating it).

>>34376425
I do it more to clean up than anything else. Its not bad tasting (as long as you dont get into your own head). After the third time or so it will become second nature. That being said... its not enjoyable either because of
>>34376469

I've licked it out of curiosity but never swallowed a substantial amount

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>>34376425
Yeah, when I'm horny enough.
It's pretty fun and lewd.

>>34376681
>I do it more to clean up than anything else.
I do this too, anon.

>>34376425
Only did it once when I was 13 because I was horny as fuck.

But now I sometimes think about it but then I think it's more gay than masturbating to a 2D trap.

>>34376721
Im honestly surprised more people dont do it. It is such a handy tool... but I guess the stigma of it outweighs logic

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>>34376425
>once I cum it's not appealing anymore

The first girlfriend I ever did anything sexual with which was this ugly aspergers bitch said she would suck my dick on the condition that beforehand she could tie me up blindfold me and spank my ass. Also that when I came she'd take the load in her mouth and then spit it into mine.

I went along with her little deal because I figured it's not like she could really hurt me and I was horny it seemed hot it was only MY OWN semen.
Ultimately she ended up cutting my ass and burning it some too, for which I had given her consent mid-session. I was so out of it by the time I finished that I COMPLETELY forgot about her last move and she charged at my face and forced all of the cum into my mouth and I swallowed it.

Having not welcomed it since I forgot about it and how she just made it happen so smoothly/forcibly and how I was dominated and had to accept it.. especially the moment when I began to taste it and had to concede swallowing it all in one big gulp

I had never felt more turned on and dirty in my life!! (no homo)

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I've done more than eat my own cum.

>>34376425

No. It's gross and I'll never understand the appeal. It's like runny phlegm wad with a chlorine aftertaste. I can't even type about it without physically gagging.

You're more than likely to regret it if you don't find it appealing after you cum. I'm not speaking from experience though.

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>>34376425
its worth your time. its really warm and salty and has the consistency of brown gravy, its totally delish! first time i drank it i had to sit on my shoulders and squirt it in my mouth so it was pretty awkward, but id still recommend you do it just to try!

>>34376425
I like to lick off my fingers after i masturbate, especially if i finger myself, does that count?

I don't understand why people dislike the taste of cum, it doesn't taste awful and I usually do it because it's the most efficient way of cleaning up.

This is coming from someone who has eaten shit (see the archive for pic >>34377771)

>>34376681
Same here anon, same here.
I don't want to waste any tissues.
I bet my parents would get suspicious if there were 1000s of tissues in my bin.

>>34376425
I did once when I was in middle school. It tasted like boogers. You aren't missing out, IMO.

>eat cum just to try it
>tastes horrible and feel like an idiot
>start hormones
>few months later
>cum smells amazing for no reason
>eat cum
>hate it but keep doing it because amazing smell
>start to like the taste
>more months of hormones
>can't produce cum any more
Such is life

>>34377771
oh hey, its the shit eating toilet licking nigger

>>34376425
Yeah, I can suck myself so I usually end up swallowing it.

I dont particularly like the taste, but being someones cumslut really appeals to me

I've heard the statistic that 5% of men clean up this way after fapping.

I'm not one of them.

>>34377934
What the fuck
Originalio x3xdxd

Eh. I managed it once. Watching some chemical synthesis videos, because it's relaxing and the lab glass is pretty, I learned that the semen odor is from a chemical called putrescine that the presenter made, which is also produced by rotting flesh. It's just a harmless, stinky chemical, but I think I'd rather not eat putrescine flavor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putrescine

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>>34378002
>He doesn't suck himself while listening to sissy hypnos then finish off by cumming inside his own mouth and swallowing it all

Pleb

>>34378035
How would you even get that flexible?

>>34378052
Just practice.

>>34378029

>putrescine
>produced by rotting flesh

Welp, definitely not eating it now

>>34378065
What if one day you go too far and tear your spinal cord, and you die with your dick in your mouth? Imagine being found like that.

>>34378052
get rid of your ribs like marilyn manson

>>34377887
My parents already have seen this and even emptied it on several occasions. god help them

>>34378087
That's one hell of a vintage meme.

>>34378086
I can already deepthroat it. I don't think it's possible to tear your spinal cord like that. It's pretty much yoga, but with my cock in my mouth.

>>34378065
Practice how desu? Touching your toes?

>>34378115
It's hard to say. I started young (14 years old). I just used to stretch and lay on my back and fap like that. I didn't do anything special, except for trying to get my mouth closer.

There's probably better exercises on google for it.

Only possible if I spray into one hand and instantly bring that hand to my mouth, while still ejaculating. Wait any longer than that and I lose all desire.

In the middle of eating it my arousal subsides and I quickly swallow the small amount and regret it.

>>34378035
aye fuck you

>>34378349
Why? lmao

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I've gotten females to eat their own cum during vid calls. I have no interest in eating my own blend, Smells too much like chlorine.

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>>34376425
I do it when i get on skype with my boyfriend desu

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>>34378642
>I've gotten females to eat their own cum during vid calls.
>females
>cum

>>34377915
Eat my cum instead, anon, it's the only solution
I make quite a lot...I hope that's okay

>>34376425
Mine was really bitter the few times I tasted it so I don't want it anymore. I would probably do again for a kinky girl but since I'm a wizard the probability is very low.

>>34376425
Yeah
My cum tastes just like soy sauce honestly

I would be willing to eat a cute virgin robot boy's cum I think

The idea has hit me but I've decided to never try it.

If you've done it, you can never undo it. Do you really want to be the guy who eats sperm?

You unlock an achievement, you don't have to show to anyone but it will forever be there.

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>>34377838
Depends, are you a boipucci?

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Did it several times. The taste isn't worth the regret.

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>>34376425
actually, got used to it since i usually relieve myself before sleep, and there's usualy no tissues around
...
at least significant other won't be able to complain, cause i taste fairly ok for the chlorine smelling mess semen is, though can't help but wonder if the smell change due good diet, or did i just get used to it, hahaha

that aside, i uh, do not derive pleasure from it, could also relate to the loss of interest

>>34382004
there's not much to regret really, just do not mind it and forget if possible

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>>34382145
I can't do it anymore. The after-fap regret will stay with me until I stop fapping.