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Is this perfection?
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>>34383172
yes omg i never thought i would see a perfect human what is her name?
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>>34383172
please tell me name anon
im begging you
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>>34383172
I would fuck *her* if she looked liked this, without hesitation.
But real perfection is divine, and us mere mortals can`t hope to reach it. Only the Divine Trinity is perfect.
>>34383191
>her
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ITT i be nice to anyone who bothers to post
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>>34383089
i hate niggers like you OP
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>>34383089
nice cat anon it looks really cute im glad youre a nice person
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Oatmeal raisin cookies suck
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>been NEET for 2 years and 4 months
>rarely hear anything other than an occasional letter or phonecall
>all of the sudden I get a letter saying they've found me a psychiatrist that I have to see once a month to continue getting NEETbux
REEEEEE how do I get out of this one lads?
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It is very simple, pic related.
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This is the one situation where being yourself will help.
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first off, where do you live
second, just go to the psychiatrist 1 day a month, and fake it if you have to
its only 1 day
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>sports are boring
>esports are boring
>films are boring
>games are boring
>sex is eventually boring
>food is boring
>travel is boring
>doing nothing all day is boring
>working all day is boring
life is actually garbage wtf
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>>34383034
you know what doesn't get boring? a dog
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>sex is eventually boring
GET THE FUCK OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>34383034
Take drugs, lots of drugs
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>tfw real men don't have curves
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>>34382991
Well, it's better to slim down.
Now if you're fat for a reason other than being lazy... Like addiction/binge-eating or hormones... Try to cure yourself before trying anything.
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>>34383672
How do you cure yourself of food addiction? Seems impossible pham
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>>34383901
Start off by switching to healthier food options - don't over stress yourself by immediately going on a low calorie diet.
So no fast food, junk food, snacks, soda, alcohol, etc. Replace that all with healthy food instead.
Once your body has adjusted to the healthy food then start cutting your calories by 500 cals a week. Once your body is used to that put yourself on a 1500 cal/day diet, and possibly lower depending on your will power.
You will not feel hungry if you're getting your recommended amount of nutrients a day. You can eat as little as 500 calories a day and as long as you're getting all your vitamins you won't feel hungry
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>21 year old
>Still khv
Is there any hope?
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>>34382971
I lost my virginity at 22 and had a lot of sex since. Just keep trying.
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>>34382971
nope none at all
t.28yo khv
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>>34382971
It depends anon.
Are you comfortable talking to wymyns or do you still spill your spaghetti?
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About to talk to the therapist, she already gave me the PTSD sticker, so IDC anymore.
I have destructive maladaptive daydreams (delusions) and am Stockholm syndrome'd to them. Already have a suicide date set.
What should I tell her?
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>>34382924
That your not gonna kill yourself and accept treatment. Don't be such a pussy
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>>34382924
the truth
concerned original
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>>34382924
Youre basically insane.
Dissociative symptons like yours are a kind of dissability
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Probably the wrong place to be asking but has anyone ever pulled themselves out of their memepression? I feel like I am too far gone, I am so fucking miserable every single day, I just want to break down and cry, I simply don't know what to do.
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I'm not out but I'm no longer cutting myself or giving up on everything so it is something
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>>34382869
Yea, the loneliness had me on the brink of suicide
You can pull yourself out of it
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>>34382956
are you a teenage girl? >not harming yourself with drugs and alcohol instead
>>34382959
How?
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>The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. ... Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term "oversocialized" to describe such people.
Woah, were the Bogdanov twins robots?
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They look strange.
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>>34382722
Are you citing Ted "Bomb a shed" Kazhcinsky?
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>>34383230
You fool.
Never say such things on the bogdanet.
>That dopamine rush when u handle social interaction perfectly
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>Homeless guy asks if I can spare some money
>Say no
I felt great for the rest of the day
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>>34382704
i have to stop myself from saying 'nailed it' out loud whenever i give an appropriate response to something
>might get checked for the autism
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>>34382704
>Small talk with girl goes perfectly
>Whole week is heaven
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Is there any point in living if you're not a kid anymore? 2017-01-24 01:56:13 Post No.34382698
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Is there any point in living if you're not a kid anymore?
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I come from the kind of Asian society where kids are subjected to tremendous academic pressure, and are judged by their peers and themselves by their exam scores in school. Once you're done with school, and in uni, the pressure drops immediately. Having performed so badly in school, I'm filled with regret and see no point in living, because I feel that I've misspent my childhood, which could have been golden only if I tired harder. Anyone else with that feel?
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I'm from a lazy iberian society where nobody is even baseline trying, 90% of kids in school don't study at all and you can become a top 5% student by just trying to pay attention to a "for dummies" textbook once, and parents don't care enough to do anything to make their kids be at their best
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>>34382768
Is it true you guys have a 2 to 3 hour lunch break?
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>>34382698
You just going through babies first life crisis, you will adjust and deal with the regret. Get good at it,malice is full of these changes
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Why did you vote for him? Don't you guys hate alpha chads?
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voting is pointless as you do not affect the outcome
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>>34381547
I voted for him because hes a meme like my life
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>>34382682
... except he's an actual president who will bring jobs and prosperity back to the US
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Anyone else masturbate to Jenny's videos?
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>An average, white millennial girl makes crappy skits about her nurdy interests
>Numale overloard, people begin to worship her, 100 thousand views on every video, enough to live off youtubebux
God, what happened to 'men'?
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>>34382612
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> ywn hear those moans while taking her from behind
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>>34382727
>God, what happened to 'men'?
We were forced into little prisons where we work menial pointless tasks and get our only primal release from other men fighting over a ball.
http://free.ultimaiq.net/numerus_basic.htm
Dear Sir / Madam,
your raw score on Numerus Basic IQ test is 12/20.
Your estimated numerical IQ is 133, which is 1/72 rarity.
Are you intelligent r9k?
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>>34382573
I recommend taking a professionaly administered one if you want to know your real IQ though, took the mensa test a week ago. Pretty challenging
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>>34382933
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GTFO OFF MY BOARD *Autistic screeching*
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>>34382933
Coolio, did you get results yet? I joined Mensa some time ago to get access to their dating service, but turns out it's just shitty Match.com.
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>trying to quit coca-cola
fuck, are we sure they still don't put cocaine in that shit?
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Sugar makes you feel good, it's a natural biological response.
As long as there is man, there is vice.
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>>34382500
I stopped drinking Coke for a long time but then I started working at night and now I crave sugar all the time.
I bet if slept better you wouldn't find it so difficult.
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Theres no cocaine youre just a fucking fatass