>Fapped with and eaten my own shit >Again

>>34381547
go neck yourself you filthy nignog

>>34381574
not nice faggot

You've gotten quite a haul of (You)s yesterday. How do you expect to top that?

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>>34381574
I never really got into auto-erotic asphyxiation, I tried choking myself with a power cord but I guess I wasn't trying hard enough.

>>34381606
I don't really care about getting (you)s but I did rub shit on my shoe and licked it, I don't know if that's interesting.

>>34381606
My guess would be with more pictures of shit, but who knows maybe he'll surprise us. But also
>implying it's the same guy

>>34381588
delete this now. you have 10 minutes or i'm gonna come over and bring the cross.

>>34381625
You're gonna get a UTI if you keep this shit up. I hope it destroys your kidneys and you get extreme scarring then you lose both of them then you die

>>34381660
That's not nice, anon. Robots should stick together.

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>>34381547
>>34381625

>eats and plays with shit
>doesn't get sick

how?

>>34381547
Tell me, anon. When did it all go wrong?

>>34381694
pretty sure scat eaters take special vitamins and probiotics or some shit.

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>>34381660
I've been doing this for years, I would only get a UTI if I shoved shit down my urethra and I wouldn't do that because it'd be pretty uncomfortable compared to a normal sounding.

>>34381694
Bacteria in your shit isn't deadly, it only becomes deadly when exposed to other bacteria or the shit you're eating comes from someone whose sick.

>>34381547
Can you post this shit in femanon threads mr? You seriously could be the hero r9k needs

Aren't monkeys supposed to throw their shit?

>>34381880
Do this, shitanon

>>34381880
This tbqhmf. Pretty sure it could send the normies over the edge, judging by the reactions inocent trap posts get.

>>34381547
Seriously I will keep this bumped I hope you become a frequent here and give us updates everyday so we can keep the normies out

>>34381547
The fucking madman
>screencap desu

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>>34381908
>>34381908
k-keep calling me a monkey
tell me how the only use I have as a nigger is to be enslaved, castrated and trotted out to be sold like meat

>>34381635
Nope, its still there you fucking faggot

>>34381547
You know how you could get people to really tell you off if you posted these things in normie threads

On some real shit can someone save these to post in femanon threads I actually cant save the video after watching him eat the shit lol

>>34381547
Keep this bumped very based very anti normie

>>34381547
very interesting stuff shit anon

>>34381547
Best oc I've seen in quite some time on this shit excuse for a board.
Bumparoo

>>34381547
i will bump for oc as well

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>I will never be throat fucked by shit covered BWC

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>>34382637
nice anon :^)

biu

>>34381547
Truly terrible how amazing oc like this can get lost in the catalog.

>>34381547
>tried this once
>took a bite
>immediate regret before i've even cum
...

>later days swallowed successfully.

eventually got the whole idea out of my system desu. too much fucking effort.

>>34382873
damn is this a common thing people do?

>>34381547
How do you get into such a degenerate thing

>>34381880
This is unironically the best idea I have heard in a long ass time

>shit eating and fapping is just sick enough for robots to tolerate
>far too nasty for fembots and chads


You really need to do this, based black feces eater

>>34381547
Seriously black shit eating anon I hope you become a frequent to scare off the normies

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>>34381547
Niggers jack off and eat there own shit.

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>>34381547
>This thread again

Fuck yeah missed ya OP

>>34381880
Please do this.

original

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>>34382873
I really have no interest in shitposting just to rile people up, but if my content perturbs normies then that's great too.
>>34383036
I don't know why but it's pretty easy for me to adopt fetishes. When I was 13 and I saw scat videos for the first time and I aroused by them, but it wasn't until I was 18 that I started playing with it.

At one point I laughed at that werediaper comic, but a few years later I was begging skitter for another diaper tf pic.

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I NEED YOU SCAT ANON >>34383190

>>34381547
Well shit eating anon you are welcome here and I hope you make daily threads

jesus christ I just ate


bump

>>34381660
Medical professional here. UTIs don't happen to men :)

It's a female-only problem, almost exclusively

what he needs to worry about is E Coli systemic infection

>>34381833
I don't want to click the webm

I DON'T WANT TO CLICK THE WEB

I'm going to click the webm

>>34383345
Tell me your reaction pls anon

>>34383359
AAAAAAAAAAAA HE ATE IT
HE ATE IT
HE ATE IT AGAIN

GOD SAVE US ALL

I feel sorry for all you people
I'm seriously sorry.

Anonymous, I'm scared.

>>34381547
I'm screencapping this fucking thread, and I'm going to add it to the 2017 meme timeline for R9K

give me an hour

>daily threads on the same thing
it's like there are one or two people paid to shit up /r9k/.

>>34383390
Also going to do the last one too

Does your mouth smell really bad afterwords?

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>>34383390
>meme timeline
Thanks I guess?

>>34383428
You'd better be fucking thankful

Only things on there so far are oatposting and this. It's more of an "important r9k events" thing.

I am autism

>>34383462
I feel like trap threads belong on there too

>>34383462
youre fucking stupid. oat poasting was terrible. the only things that belong on yiur cute timeline is traps and shit eating/fapping.

>>34383369
look you scare a normie. good job anon

>>34383520
YOU'RE fucking stupid. No matter how terrible you think it was it still changed the board for a little while. Do you even know what the phrase MAJOR EVENT means?

>>34383690
Ok so are you gonna add traps too since they are a big thing on the board

>>34383710
Yes I'll add traps. I admit they didn't cross my mind

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>>34383410
Yes but I also use mouth wash and brush my teeth.

>>34381833
Gagged a bit, which is a suprise, because the webm of you jacking it didn't move me

How do you not throw up??

>>34381547
Good quality stuff op
bump bump bump it up

>>34381880
this, post it in the steam threads too while you're at it

>>34381880
yes this please be the hero r9k needs shitanon

>>34381833
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

YOU DEGENERATE POO IN LOO

Anybody else find the beauty in all of this? Here we have some anon who eats and gets off to his own shit, and everybody is cool with it for the most part. Absolutely fucking disgusting, but whatever. Everybody is supportive. This is why I love /r9k/.

>>34381547
Is it an irresistible urge to do this? Like could you stop if you wanted to?

>>34381547
Keep these threads up, shitanon, keep the normies out

Can you take a picture of your room? Preferably post shit-fap session

>was just reading the old thread and sending webms to my mates
>told them its over, i've reached the end of the thread and there's no more horrors to witness
>click on catalogue
>see this
HOOOOO BOY

do you get sick from eating your shit all the time? i can't imagine you eating your own shit and not vomiting it out in at least a few hours
what the fuck

>>34384099

>Like could you stop if you wanted to?

This is such a dumb distinction because it doesn't take into account whether you could choose to not want to do something in the first place.

>mash a bunch of chocolate/milk/corn into a palatable mess
>post videos of self eating/licking/fapping with it to fuck with robots
>enjoy e-infamy

IT IS DONE

imgur com/a/iTqRi

(it was too big to post here)

It's like I can smell the shit through my screen. You're fucking disgusting OP.

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>>34384188
Here you go.


>>34384335
I don't post this stuff to be e-famous, I posted this stuff because I found a thread where OP posted a video of him shitting (and also another anon).

If I wanted to have e-infamy I'd make some shitty "lolsoweird" video on youtube and wait for h3h3 or some other retarded youtuber to respond to it.

Honestly, I was hoping for others to post themselves doing it

>>34384270
I mean...Is he addicted to it? I like to play call of duty, but I could stop playing and not really be affected. Has OP ever decided to stop eating his shit but succumbed to the urge and did it again? Kinda like smoking cigarettes. I try to quit, but usually after a few hours of having my "last" stoag I go and smoke another one.

And OP what does your diet consists of? I can imagine a lot of fruit and corn would make your shit possibly taste better.

>>34384637
Filthy room dude. I assume you live alone? Is there shitstain all over your room? What about visitors?

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>>34384707
>I assume you live alone?
No I live with an entire harem of traps, I don't use tissue to wipe I use their tongues.


>Is there shitstain all over your room?
No, I don't usually play with shit in my room.
>What about visitors?
I'm a NEET who only goes outside to get food, I don't have any friends and I don't keep in contact with my family, so I don't get any visitors.

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Officially known as the shit eater nigger anon.

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>It's on reddit now

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>>34381625
If you make it to this stage in life I think it would really be time to consider blasting yourself with a 12 gauge and live streaming it.

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>>34384924
>you know this

>>34384992
The last time the scat thread was made someone mentioned it was posted on reddit.

Why is this a thing?

Where did we go wrong?

>>34384924
>Knowing this

They are among us even now, screencapping for reddit points.

i actually want to fucking die now

please get off my board !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fag

>OP wants to be the scat guy
>forgets the ancient frozen condoms of shit fellow

your wembs are tolerable friend. Post more of your anus bulging and dilating

>>34385141
wew normie alert

>>34381547
Get off my board you fucking furfag

>>34385440
>Theme of the thread is clearly degeneracy
>Wants an antromorphic animal poster off his board

How was winter break?

>>34384637

You've inspired me to wash my bed sheets when I get home.

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What does it take to gross out a scatfag?

Prolapse?

>>34385968
I don't think anything can gross out a scatfag.

>>34386370
Well horse feces is even more vile than human feces, could they eat that?

>>34381547
Are you the guy who offered to be my scat slave?

>>34386899
Yes I'm that guy, I still want to be your scat slave.

>>34381547
man you really need to kill yourself.. the blacks are truly as degenerate as they say they are

>>34381547
If i sent you my shit via mail, would you eat it and record it?

>>34381547
Bumping. The world needs to see this. Still around, OP?

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>>34381625
>>34381833

t-this is actuaIIy pretty hot

Jeroen my man!
Love you <3

>>34381833

It's amazing how desensitised to this er, shit, I am

>>34383307
That's complete BS, I'm a guy and I've had UTIs before due to dodgy kidneys. You're not medical professional, are you

>>34384814
This is just making me depressed dude...

>>34384814
are you serious about the traps?

>>34384814

post pics of traps?

>>34381833
What does shit taste like? Is it good?

>>34381547
Nick Bates, since when did they start letting you on a computer during rec time?

>>34384637
>Watching forgotten weapons

At least you have good taste in youtube videos

do you have any guns

>>34381833
get help mate... I genuinely dont think you can come back from this..
>>34381880 makes a solid point tho

>>34381880
PLEASE DO THIS, I WILL SAVE YOUR WEBMS

>>34381625
What the fuck. Why dude that's so gross.

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pic related sums up this entire fucking thread.

>>34381880

I strongly encourage the OP to re-evaluate his life and stop tolerating living in a room that looks like the last thing an abducted child would ever look upon....


But in the MEANTIME....why not take up this excellent suggestion?

what happened in your childhood to cause this?

bump. highest quality post. this is what /r9k/ is all about.

>>34386474

Horse faeces is nowhere near as disgusting as human shit, it's mostly dry grass.

ok so it wasn't a dream

>>34393981
no

it was a nightmare

Im not letting this die again

snjndv

we need more thread like these to keep normies away based OP

fapped to your feasting webm desu

>>34381547
Wow I'm really glad degenerate black people on 4chan exist cause I absolutely prefer it over the ghetto retards near me. Thank you for the view into your literally shit eating life, OP

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>>34381547
The hero r9k needs and deserves

Well played shitanon

>>34384814
If not your room then where do you do it?

NOT AGAIN DUDE

>>34381547

Literal shitpost


Origami

>>34383219
Was that a porn blog OP?

>>34395861
This is originally making me kek
All very original of course

Where did you go shitanon?

page 5 what a disgrace.

original bump

>>34381625
Why would you timestamp this?

>>34383721
Any estimates on how long it will be before OP dies of disease?

>>34381547
Fucking degenerate.

That's amazing.

>>34384924
Is it on the 4chan subreddit or a different one? I can't find it

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What does shit actually taste like?

>>34398149
like shit
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original fuck you

>>34381547
Save the webms and post them in femanon/normie threads I think we can purge r9k of normies

>>34381547
I don't doubt this happened but I also don't care to do anything other than quick reply from front page without reading any of the replies

>>34381833
it tastes like what you eated?

>>34398583
eat*

poopoopeepee pastrami

>>34381547
Save webms and pics post in normie threads

>>34381547
just a bump for the oc

bumping thread in the most original way possible
You were muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was unoriginal what the fuck do you mean

>>34393238
I remember it smelling way worse when I went to farms.

Bumparoni, is this the same guy as yesterday?

>>34400485
Yes it was or so he said

Funniest fucking thread in the last few months

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Does shit taste different to scat eaters?

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>>34384814
>usually

this is original

>>34381547
as someone who likes to watch girls poopie I dont understand why you would want to eat your own shit. You should expose yourself to other mirco environments not just your own. You're committing some kind of sick pro-biotic incest by eating your own shit. Go on fetlife and for godsake find someone to mix your inner flora with.

>>34400468
It smells fine

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>don't go on /r9k/ for a while
>pay a visit today
>see this literal shit
>mfw

>>34381625
Is your dick a chode because it is infected?

>>34381547
outside of your fetishes, would you consider yourself a normal guy?

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>>34400794
What a beautiful post, anon. I have no other words.

>>34381625
i..i can smell it

bumping antinormie thread

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Jesus fucking christ. Who the fuck actually likes scat?

>>34381547
Bump for oc OP fuck normies

bump fuck normies.

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I'm not going to make any more threads about this because it ended up on reddit twice and that this wasn't really about normies.

I'll probably make a video on worm sounding, but until I get some worms I'm no longer posting any scat pictures or videos.

A picture that hasn't been posted to prove it's me.

Bye, robots.

>>34403676
Please no shit eating anon we need you. You're the hero /r9k/ needs.

bump gump

>>34403676
i wish that you'll live your life in good healthy my brobot

>>34403676
>worm sounding
you also jerk off with worms? how do you get off on that, like psychologically how does a worm make the situation more arousing? is it that you are messing up an animal life for your pleasure

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>>34403676
>worm sounding

woah

Is OP a nigger or an indian? Or what other shitskin race is he?

>>34405383
sounding is where you put shit in your pee hole so I'm assuming he's gonna put worms in there

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>>34381547
>>34381625
>>34381833
don't eat that

i'm actually nauseous

this is not what god intended

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>>34403676
This needs to fucking stop now. Please anon I can't. Leave the poo in the loo.

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>sees post
"Yeah, whatever faggot"
>160 replies
"oh no"

>>34381547
This will be my final bump I hope other anons bump this until tomorrow god speed shit eating anti normie anon