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>>34388599
Uhhhh who is this

>>34388599
Seven o four?

tfw no oyster bar to eat at

OP, get off and do your English homework.

Actually killing yourself is a pretty difficult thing to do, who has the energy? Especially if you're depressed.

>>34388564
Insensitivity is intolerable.

>You're only fishing for compliments and looking for attention/pity to make yourself feel better
People in states of desperation often ask for help. In an ideal world it would always be there. And many people who are openly expressing the way they feel are doing exactly that and have no ulterior motives. But of course we live in the sick fuck world where you deserve punishment merely for feeling bad or expressing it.

>>34388553
the fuck is up with your picture

>>34388553
you have a penis, OP

small and laughable as it is, it's still there, and you're still, biologically, male.

>>34388553
Post it, your tits, or gtfo.
Then add a time stamp.
After that, then you can bitch about your pussy.

>>34388550
Kelly anne is so sexy

>>34388550

>tell her im gay

Or alternatively, you're heterosexually challenged. You have a serious disability and the treatment will require time off from school/work.

>mom asks how uni is going
>say fine despite me not understanding shit

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eeeKdmU1IQ
I tried doing strategy game voice lines from memory

>>34388549
Just what I say
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tVfCas9PO4

Uhh I recorded this for a different board but whatever rate my faggy voice

https://clyp.it/o4f4psd3

>>34388539
this.. I know this feel

>>34388539
>you beat all the other sperms
>you're still a genetic failure

lmao you're dad's sperm a shit

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>>34388852
>>you're still a genetic failure

Keep projecting, kek

>>34388476
>KHV
>not being KHHV

please leave normie

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I'm HV if that okay, and I don't feel any better for it.

I've never been in a relationship and losing the K was a freak accident under copious amounts of drugs and alcohol. Pretty sure she was a 2.5/10 too.

>>34388494
What's the difference?
Originaldo post

>>34388458
They are just in denial and refuse to come out of the closet

>>34388458
they're not straight
origami

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>>34388458
Straight guy like traps because they're everything women pretend to be, but actually are. Plus they've got boipucci that doesn't bleed or getting pregnant.

>>34388445
she is saying "ur a big guy"
I wonder though what the guy would answer

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG PING PONG I WANNA SUCKI SUCKI UR COCKI 5 DOLLARS

Zuck could have that Chad killed in an instant

atleast you feel something

>>34388397
That's unfortunate. Hate's what keeps me alive. I can't rest until every last shitskin and mixed-race abomination in the Western is driven into the sea

>>34388397
That's a lot better than feeling hate OP
Feeling sad and weak, to me, enables escapism and fires up the imagination, because you deny reality yet are in a place where you readily accept alternatives. Hatred makes everything bleak and empty, you can't stand anything at all.
Don't envy the haters we're more fucked up than you.

Tastes fucking disgusting

>>34388382
I've replaced soda with carbonated water. It's so much better. Add a bit of sugar in it. Tastes great.

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>>34388360

Who needs friends when tt has such a bubbly personality

>>34388327
If your girlfriend is a lot better, stick with her.
If your girlfriend is a fucking ass or a whore, then fuck both of them and cheat like the Chad you are.
Only make sure the girl here isn't joking.

Oh I almost forgot the customary:
>reeee normie gtfo my board
Or
>nice rp

>>34388327
Many don't, and that bitch is clearly a cheating whore with no respect for her bf and she will certainly cheat on you too if you get in on that.

>>34388509
How is she "clearly a cheating whore"? She hasn't done anything.

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Rude, much?


o r i g i n a l


c o m m e n t

by

h u m a n

>>34388318
If I'm not real how come this dubs are real?

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>>34388455
Wewlad

faith in reality is restored

Isn't real life the same though?

7/10 guys have the same dating chances as 4/10 girls.

>>34388302
start taking hormones if you want to switch life's difficulty to easy

>>34388302
>Is there any point in this app if you arent a 6'3 handsome and built chad ?

I think it's well established that no, there isn't. Did you really need to make a thread about this

>>34388296
>What do I do?

Jerk off/ finger the instructor

drive

robobloxx

>>34388296
Don't make a right turn at an intersection unless there are no cars, the car is turning, or it's stopped. That was the only place I was marked down, even though there was a giant distance between me and the car I pulled in front of. Also, remember use the shit out of your side mirrors and blind spot.