Are there any actual KHV robots left here? The place seems to

>>34388476
>KHV
>not being KHHV

please leave normie

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I'm HV if that okay, and I don't feel any better for it.

I've never been in a relationship and losing the K was a freak accident under copious amounts of drugs and alcohol. Pretty sure she was a 2.5/10 too.

>>34388494
What's the difference?
Originaldo post

>>34388476
KHV present and accounted for

I will most likely die a KHV

28 year old khv here. As I approach wizardy, I seemed to have just stopped caring for the most part. I'm actually fairly happy. I have a decent job, a place of my own, a couple good friends and my hobbies that provide me with enough happiness and entertainment to enjoy life. Of course, I still get those pangs of severe lonliness sometimes, but as I get older those have decreased and I only have >tfw no gf a few times a month now. Sure, a gf would be nice, but overall I'm fairly happy and comfy with my life.

>>34388551

kissless, hugless, handholdless, virgin

desu it's much more pathetic to be a khhfv (kissless, hugless, handholdless, friendless, virgin).

>>34388575
>>34388536
Always good to see there are some actual robots left on this board.

>>34388551
handhold less

the fact a girl held your hand on her own accord makes you somewhat desirable and a normie

>>34388587
Yeah, the pain is more torelable if your life is good othervise.
>>34388597
Thats just nitpicking, really. Anything less than a kiss means jack shit desu.

>>34388647
Being hugged implies that you have at least been friends with a girl to the point of making physical contact with her

>>34388476
18 year old khhv
gotta love that filter.

>>34388476
32 yo KHV reporting in.

I cant ever hold hands because I have none

>>34388663
Yeah getting hugged by a girl whan i was 5 really makes me a normie doesnt it?

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>>34388723
Damn dude what happened?

Are you gonna go full Bionic Commando at least?

>>34388663
>been friends with a girl to the point of making physical contact with her
wrong lad. the only reason im not hugless is because a friend of my moms came over once and hugged when we were introduced. literally never had a female friend.

>t. 26 kissless handholdless virgin

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>cousin held my hand once while iceskating so I wouldn't fall
>she's an objective 8.5
Am I just a KV now? Can I still hang out on this board? I have nowhere else...

>>34388744
If we aren't counting kissing your mom we aren't counting hugs when you are 5, you get the idea.

>>34388696
I'm the same age actually. Really sucks seeing everyone hooking up while you just rot alone
>>34388713
Damn dude, hope you are enjoying your wizard powers

>>34388476
I am KHV

But the H is not hug-less

I am handhold-less

Fuck you, Saying my hands are to cold, yet you fucking use me like a pillow, then you fuck off to USA.

>>34388476
Autistic friendless khhv reporting in, glad to know there are other robots still out there.

>>34388773
>>34388777
>Not being repulsive enough that you have a thick layer of odor keeping the succubus away from you at all times
normies out

>>34388723
Are you typing with your dick, then?

Well I got a hug yesterday. But I'm still KV with no prospects of that changing.

>>34388476
38 KHV

L-Like I care, last boner was 4 years ago anyway.

>>34388476
Dated a girl for a year and left the relationship KV

Dated a second girl and now I'm full normie. Fight me.

>>34388587

I find that if I distance myself from women (my friends, mostly), my autism takes over and I super focus on other stuff so I'm happy.

When I decide to get social, it all comes back again to ruin my week.

>>34388791
Guess I'm a khhv then, doesn't really change much tho.
>>34388806
Sorry, you need to gtfo normie.
>>34388777
Its alright man, you're no norime :)
>>34388826
Still better than most of us.
>>34388840
Damn, I wish i had 0 sex drive, would make life so much easier
>>34388864
Why are you here then?

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>>34388476
>yfw 28 and have only V left

>>34388949
Dont do it man you are only 2 years away from wizard powers.

yeah b0ss

I've managed to scrape together one or two norman friends in my four years at university and they try and get me laid but I'm a hopeless piece of shit.

KHV here too. We've become a minority in our own home.

Now you know how native Americans feel.

>>34388886
I lost my virginity years ago. I now have no friends and no chance at another gf. now you want me to leave here.

Is this the end?

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>Barely even like girls
>Happy with just jacking it and being with my own thoughts
>Want to get a GF and lose my virginity just so everyone will leave me the fuck alone

I just want piece of mind lads, does anyone else know this feel?

For all the wizard apprentices here, when you get your powers what will you do with them. Will you use them to wreak havok upon the normalfags, or would you be a peaceful wizard?

DESU this is a bit meaningless.

Like, I'm pretty sure I could be a "normie" if I went for a short, fat, ugly, stupid girl. I'm pretty sure I could do that.

But I don't. I'm not waiting for Stacy either. But just somebody who I'd at least consider having children with.

>>34389013
Sorry but a failed normie is still a normie.
>>34389002
Pretty much yeah, its sad the only plac we have left is plebbit,
>>34388992
Cherish your friends man, its better than being alone.
>>34389045
Why not just lie about it?
>>34389067
I cant understand wanting to bring more people into this world, just to suffer.
>>34389052
I will just keep it lowkey, dont want the normalfags to catch on.

>>34389123
lying won't give me peace of mind

>>34389123
>I cant understand wanting to bring more people into this world, just to suffer.

If you don't care for kids it's even easier. Just go for a ugly woman who will be forever loyal to you. Companionship is still nice.

>>34389138
Get a hooker?
Origando posterino

>>34388777
Nice trips aaaaaa

>>34388886
>Damn, I wish i had 0 sex drive, would make life so much easier

b-but I have, just can't get a boner...

I am Hug-less, but not Handhold-less

STORY

>be in Highschool
>girl from calls tells me
>If you give me Sonic 2 for the Sega Genesis I will hold your hand all the way from school to the bus stop
>(about 10 minutes walk)

This is why I don't have Sonic 2 on my genesis collection.

>>34389045
Was in the same position a while ago. Did it with some slut and regretted it ever since...

I envy you anon.

>>34389155
Sadly, even the uggos dont want me.
>>34389179
Fuck, not gonna lie thats pretty sad, I feel for ya man,
>>34389229
The door is over there normie

>>34388476
does it count if it's non consensual? for kissing at least.

KHHV. I'm certain it will never change. Handholdless is actually the worst, which is KHVs can be norms: a woman can hug, kiss and even fuck a man out of pity, but hold his hand? Never.

>>34389249

>Sadly, even the uggos dont want me.

I don't believe that. What is so very wrong with you?

>>34389252
read my story >>34389179

>>34389251
Story?
>>34389252
There is some truth to that, actually.
>>34389277
Ugly, skelly, boring
Not to mention all the ugly girls i know still want a hot guy.

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Once in senior year I was hugged by an ugly girl who had a crush on me. Other than that I am completely kissless and handholdless.

Do I still qualify?

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>mfw recently become just V

At long last

>>34389328
My first and only kiss was two years ago with someone that was blackmailing me into it.
That's as much of the story i'm willing to post publically

>>34389342
A girl had a crush on you, sorry but you dont belong here.
>>34389344
The door is over there, feel free to use it, normie.

>>34388597
I did hug and kiss someone once. Does this make me an HFV?

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KHHV here. you're not alone.

Also testing for ban

>>34389179
How did it feel? Was it worth it? I've been considering trying to pay a girl to hold my hand.

>>34389386
>implying I can leave

KHHV

I haven't even had a friend for 8 years

>>34389377
Dont let the door hit you on the way out. If a girl would go so far to blackmail you to get you to kiss her, you are a normie.
>>34389399
This makes you a normie
>>34389417
Glad to see there are still real robots left.
>>34389420
Just go to /b/ its full of normies like you.

>>34389455
Scratch that. It's been 9.

>>34389455
Nice to see there are still some real robots left on this normie infested board.

>>34388476

26 year old KHV neet. Some days I think this board is just people either exaggerating or it's all normies.

>>34389466
>/b/

I used to go /b/ 8 years ago, I'm done with that board

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>>34389386
>A girl had a crush on you, sorry you dont belong here

>21 y/o KV
>still not a robot
You're fucking kidding me.

>>34389466
it wasn't a girl

>>34388476
I'm a KHV but at the same time I'm a cyborg. Most people annoy me too much to even consider the thought of a relationship.


And yes I'm aware I probably sound like a narcissistic fuck right now, but that's the truth and I feel it'd be better for me and everyone else if I just go my own way. Also no way in hell am I getting Frasered.

>>34388476
i have been with 17 girls
all prostitutes

And before you ask, no STD's i am clean

>>34389514
Robots are ugly and KHHV; if a girl crushed on you, you're not ugly.

>>34389514
Dude some of us would kill for that chance. Not to mention 21 is still young as fuck.
>>34389521
Damn, sorry man, I take back what I said, hope you're doing better now.
>>34389512
Honestly you should probably stay away from 4chan as a whole, it will only impair your ascent to normiehood.
>>34389564
Yeah I know how you feel, I dont get along with the majority of people.
>>34389567
Holly shit, how much did that set you back?

>>34388476
Khv reporting in, I'm not bad looking or a basement literal troll, I just spent my life playing vidya and now I'm starting to pull my head out of the screen. And the depression was unbearable, but now I'm starting to get better with it. Have some positive thinking even if there's no reason robbits, it helps enourmosly on the long term.

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>>34388777
>be 4, playing with older cousin
>somehow I end up head first on a sharp corner and get this vertical wound right down the middle of my forehead, blood everywhere
>cry like a motherfucker, she holds me close until grampa gets to us
Does that count as a hug?

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>>34388476
KHHV here.
She just wanted to be friends.

>>34389418
felt great, best moment in my life plus I got all does people giving me weird looks thinking we were a couple, (she was a 8/10)

I don't see how you can pay someone to hold your hand in public, that would be a awkward request.

In my case I was 16 and she was the one who proposed the arrangement because I was so pathetic and no girl will ever do that in public with me, she knew it would be a once in a life opportunity for me.

>>34389614
still a khv otherwise, but yea man everything with that is long over with

good work keeping the thread going btw

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>>34389045
I don't give a fuck about losing my virginity. I just want someone close I can talk to eye to eye about anything and that cares about me and that I care about.

>>34389642
Well, at least you had friends.

Yes. I haven't even left my house in 23 days. This place is ruined. Filters don't really help that much.

>>34389614
close to 9k usd
some were high end other were mid range mostly Eastern European girls
i only go to tested escorts. that's why they are so expensive

>>34389670
It doesn't have to be in public. I don't care if people see us. I just want to know what it feels like. I've never had physical contact with anyone in my life other than a polite handshake in a proffesional setting. I don't know any girls that I could make that proposition too, though, so its just a dream.

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>>34389705
Yeah... I don't think it could've worked out anyway...

>>34389614
I just don't understand the mentality of "shit I don't have a gf welp better kill myself because I don't have a shallow bitch leeching me dry" that a lot of robots here have. They say they hate normies and normie culture (understandably so) yet I see many of them desperately try to cling on to it as well. Maybe it's a mental thing, I dunno. I just never was a relationship person.

>>34389787
Wanting to have a gf is instinct, not culture.

>>34389642
They always do
>>34389621
Nah, you good man
>>34389620
Hope only makes it worse imo
>>34389670
Good on you for taking the opportunity, I would be to embarrassed to do it.
>>34389684
Thanks man, really makes happy that this board is not all normies.
>>34389695
A good bro will always listen to you man.
>>34389742
Yeah, I really miss the good old days.
>>34389762
An escort perhaps?
>>34389778
Just cut her out man, keeping in touch will only make you feel worse.
>>34389787
Just curious, have you ever beeen in a relationship or had sex before?

Can someone explain this wave of losership? These are the first generations to actually have less sexual partners than their parents and I know it isn't because of morals; those are out the fucking window. Is it that your parents were too busy fucking or focusing on their sexuality that they stopped being parents, therefore stunting all of this emotional growth?

Or is it the resurgence of femininity? Recently watched the first episode of "the Man Show" again and it kind of feels like this entire era of men is dead and what's left are these near asexual things that have been taught how to not be by their sisters and mother's. The fight against the destruction of masculinity lost; guys are getting gay haircuts and dressing metrosexual again(see man-bun, skinny jeans, make-up/ facial care). It's as though guys don't even want to be masculine anymore.

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21yo
KHHV
Not likely to change, haven't ever even 'talked' to girls.

>>34389845
The old 80/20 has becoming more and more apperent in the last decade or so. Online dating sure as hell doesnt help.
>>34389855
I know how you feel, dont even try, since i know how it would end.

>>34389839
No. I did have a fling once in 10th grade but that lasted around a month at best and the whole thing was just awkward. Looking back I have no idea why I did that.
>>34389829
That would be having sex anon, not so much a relationship. And even then I'm not that interested.>>34389839

>>34389916
Then you cant understand how it feels to be so unnatractive that no woman EVER has shown any interest in you.

>>34389466
The hug and kiss were like 6 years ago. We had a two-week "relationship", mostly online, and only saw each other twice. I broke it up because it was pointless.
Zero girls have noticed me since, and all the ones I bothered to ask out turned me down in vague disgust. Also tfw no friends.

But yeah, I'm a normie. You caught me. Stay mad, autists.

>>34389961
1>0 simple as that, some of us have never had anyone express any intrest at all.

>>34389959
Not my problem, less bullshit for me to deal with.

>>34390004
I admire your ability to see it that way, but not all of us can do that, sadly.

>>34390000
Well, can't argue with the quads. I'll show myself out.

>>34389845

Jimmy Kimmel is a left wing cuck now.

The answer is video games and internet. Before, people were forced to interact so it was very rare for someone to go through life without friends or a gf. Now, it's very easy to be socially retarded from lack of going outside and playing video games and being on the internet all the time.

And the real answer is the 80/20 rule. At the same time as more and more men are just staying home and watching tv/playing video games, women are becoming feminists and no longer care about being chaste and not being a whore. They're all willing to accept and share a Chad.

So the men that stay home and play video games are the same men that wouldn't have a chance anyway because women only want Chad.

>>34389845
None of the above. I just became a recluse after dropping out of HS and didn't decide to rejoin society until last year.

I have a job, I'd consider myself above average looking when cleaned up. I just don't want to talk to people.

I've conditioned myself into finding others repulsive. I used to be depressed by this, but I'm not anymore. It's developmentally stunted me in a way which I don't think I'll recover from.

Eventually I plan on moving to somewhere secluded to be alone with my thoughts, but I'll wait a few more years to see if I inherited a more obstructive mental illness. I'm not on meds, but I know there's something wrong with me. I don't want to have to deal with voices 'n shit though.

>>34390039
Fair enough. Just try not to sell yourself out to others. I've seen it happen to people before, and it never ended well, a perfect example being Brendan Fraser.

>>34389909
You mean 80% of guys get only 20% of the attention or the other way around? I blame the sexual liberation that started in the 50's. Were guys really so stupid that they couldn't see women turning into harlots? Even then, women barely had to do as much to compete with a man. Maybe if they would have waited 'til now or later, that they're actually starting to hold their own weight, would it have made sense.

We basically awarded them for doing nothing and now they're so used to it, if we stop, -we're- the bad guys.

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24 yo KHHV here. Gave up on women (and talking to people in general) years ago. My only companion is a cat. The day she dies is the day I blow my brains out.

>>34390059
You gotta drop the "vidya ND intarwebs" excuse because plenty of people were obsessed with both AND getting laid like crazy. Do you not remember the MySpace days? All you had to do was just be on social media with everyone else as it was booming and the pussy was just throwing itself around.

>>34388476
Do escorts count? If not I'm a khv as well

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>>34389839
I don't talk to her anymore, but damn if I don't still think she's perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNl916LJSY8&index=6

i'm only KV (27 yo, btw).

it seems likely i'll be KV forever though, so i consider myself sufficiently non-normie to post here.

>>34390212

I'm not saying that the internet and video games do it to everyone, but it's very easy to be a shut-in loser addicted to both of them.

>>34390059
Pretty much hit the nail on the head, Its also easier then ever for girls to find guys thanks to online dating.
>>34390084
No matter how pathetic I am I still have my pride, Its part of the reason I ended up like this,
>>34390068
You're better of that way, believe me. If I had the money I would move somewhere far far away too,
>>34390113
Yeah the sexual liberation is definitely part of it, women keep doing less and getting more. The 80/20 means the top 80% of women want the top 20% of men.
>>34390199
Fuck man, I remeber how devestated i was when my dog died, he was the only one that was always there of me,
>>34390212
>MySpace
Thats a blast from the past
>>34390224
Nah man, escorts nad hookers dont count.
>>34390246
You did the right thing man, it may not feel like it but its true.
>>34390287
Ya, you good man. Only 3 more years to go till you get your wizard powers!
>>34390288
Its a self-perpetuating cycle, desu.

25yo nothing

at age 15 i got a group of friends by complete accident. mostly emo kids, we used to drink a lot and with no effort on my part i got with a few drunk girls. was mostly my chad friend setting me up

every single time was awful. a couple even spread rumors about how bad i was. i never really understood sex, mechanically it's a weird thing to do

at age 17 i managed to fuck everything up, became a complete recluse and haven't had a friend since. i have nobody and nothing. nearly a decade

and because the drunk succubi tempted me, not even you guys accept me. i have nowhere

you bastards don't know what it means to be truly alone

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>>34390341
Thanks, I'm slowly but surely getting over her. But I still live close by, I'm afraid if I see her again by chance, I might relapse into my retarded behavior again.

>>34390407
At least you know how it feels for someone to be interested in you :/

>>34390288
People did it with books and music before them and treat us now like we're wrong for being the next step. What's up with this shit? I say those two specifically because most girls go full nerd for either but that's fine.. why?

>>34389845
The destruction of family plays a big part. A huge percentage of these "losers" come from single mothers or divorced families with little to no strong male influence growing up

>>34390341
Seems more like the bottom 20% of girls want the top 20% of guys and based on the complaints being made.

>>34390430
You can do it man, I believe in you, don't let history repeat itself.
>>34390449
Vidya is becoming more and more accepted and mainstream, these things just take time.
>>34390486
I have a father, but he never realy wanted me, he only cares about my sister, they only had me because she wanted a borther/sister. I feel like he wasnt even there, except to yell at me when my grades go down.
>>34390511
Yeah even the ugly girls want someone way out of their leauge,

>>34390547
So there's hope that one day, vidya will be treated as a hobby and not an addiction? Cool. Should have happened by now but whatever.

It's not "even" ugly girls want above their league, it's the fact that they do. Every other chick has a right to date slightly higher than their rank but all of this desparity is arising from the fact that the bottom their females aren't putting out for guys to get practice anymore and think they're all worth more.

It seems as though the fem-wave is trying to eliminate being low class. They think of they promote this, "everything is beautiful" bullshit, every chick from 1 to 4 is automatically a 5 and up just for having a pussy. Last time I checked, low class guys only fantasize about beautiful women, they don't actually expect to land them. Girls think they can land anything and guys don't really do much to stop the idea.

>>34390849
Pretty much, yeah feminism has made women's ego's huge, especially the bottom 20%. As for vidya, where Im from they are pretty much mainstream.

KHV 20 year old reporting in from Michigan. My suicide date is coming up soon, luckily.

>>34388622
What if it was 5th grade and she was a bean?

>>34390935
Its as soon as you want it to be.

>>34390407
>has had sex
Even if you had no idea what was going on or did not enjoy it at all, or even if you got ridiculed for how shitty you were at it, you still got someone who wanted your dick at one point. Lots of real robots here can't even get a drunk girl to get with them. You haven't even scratched the surface of loneliness, and you can go fuck yourself.

>misery olympics
fuck off betas, this is Chad country now

>>34390849
I think the only way vidya will become a hobby again is if another crash happens. Back in the old Atari 2600 days there were tournaments and such and one in particular spanned three games and had prizes like a sword and some type of philosophers stone thing that was worth quite a bit. Then 1983 happened because games became shitty and so overwhelming people just lost interest in everything vidya related until the NES.

One time in sophmore year of highschool a stoner slut hugged me to mess with me. I have never had a girlfriend, I have never kissed a girl(besides relatives, on the cheeks), and I have never had sex. I have never been on a date, asked a girl on a date, or even really romantically talked with a girl. Some girls have seemed to show interest in me, and tried to start conversations with me, which have gone on for long periods of time before, but I am incapable of flirting, I mostly just listen to what they say, and sometimes see that they are showing interest in me, and I just nod my head or try to give advice for their issues, which always comes out in a robot-like way, even if i don't mean it that way. I also don't hangout with anyone outside of school and work besides a workout partner.

>>34390994
True, but I set a date for myself so I could mentally prepare myself beforehand, and it has helped. I don't want to pussy out and live.

>>34388476
Does it count if the handholding and hugs were platonic? Like handshakes or end of school year farewells

>>34391041
Yeah, thats a smart idea, just make sure to use a method with a high success rate.
>>34391048
Handshake =/= handholding

I kissed at 20 and fucked for the first time at 22 (although I had a chance at 20 but blew it).

Call me whatever you want. I don't feel too good about it.
It doesn't magically make one's life better.

I think I'm technically still a virgin. I mean, I got partially inside a very obese woman, but my penis was too small (5") to truly penetrate. So I think I'm still a robot. It was also 5 years ago, and my only sexual contact ever.

>>34388597
again, a stoner girl hugged me to mock me two years ago, and once a fatgirl did the "can I see your palm" thing to me, and grabbed my hand, again, just to fuck with me. I guess I am just a kissless virgin, although I was basically hug/handhold raped.

I'm a Kissless Handholdless Virgin, so i guess that yes, i'm a KHV.

>>34391082
>trying to impress other losers on the Internet by being even more of a loser

Well im off for today, its 5am here and im half aslep, it was fun to chat with you all and Im glad to see that there asre still some robots left on theis board.
>>34391072
Dont let the door hit ya on yhe way out Mr. Normie.

>>34388476

24 year old cyborg reporting in, only 2 sexual partners here.

23 KHV here too
but i have no social skills even on here, so only lurk and rarely post
*crawls back into wall space*

>>34391145
>only 2

REEEE fucking leave now NOW

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29 year old KHV here. haven't even held a girls hand or danced with a girl. Every single one of my interactions with women was from school or work.

wizard status comes soon.

>>34391103
fuck off man, you're here too.

>>34388476
got hugged multiple times out of pity
doesn't make me feel any better

/r9k/ is essentially college normalfag central.
No saving it at this point.

>>34388597

handholdless. Jesus, I'm sorry anon.

>>34391145
fuck off back to b cunt nobody gives a shit

25 year old, KHHV, currently more succesful than everyone I went to school and uni with so it at least reaffirms that I made the right choice to stay KHHV throughout my life.

Could be argued you could achieve what I have and still be normal but I've got there a little quicker so still.

Yep. Never kissed a girl, never held ones hand, never hugged one, obviously never had sex. Never even had a female friend.

Yep. I've never even had a female friend

I guess op really was right. This place is a sewer for normies now. There was a time when everyone was a kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin who had never had a gf or even friends.

>>34388476
I'm a 22 year old KHV. I've been hugged but that's as far as it goes for female contact. I've been trying to get 'out there' but I feel so far behind and inexperienced that I just don't know what to do.

>>34391213

Or what, there is jack shit you can do to make me leave, faggot.

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KV here (if you count a hug from a boy)

>mfw WHO considers being a virgin as being disabled

>>34391580
>There was a time when everyone was a kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin who had never had a gf or even friends.

That was never the case on /r9k/

>>34391580
I was in a "last text message you received from a girl" thread and I swear it was /soc/ tier.

People with wives and people with fuckbuddies. Why, why are they here? To cast out the outcasts from their hiding place?

>>34391821
Unfortunately it's a result of increasing traffic to 4chan. People find this board and think "oh a board for lonely people! i'm pretty lonely, i haven't had a gf in 3 months..." and shit it up forever.

/pol/ will be the new /r9k/ soon, if it isn't already.

i am khv, i was hugged sometimes mostly because normie """"friends"""" (girls that act nice to me when they see me because i could be rich one day) and i am from europoor and this kind of affection is natural, most people when they meet kiss eachother girls to girls and guys to girls ( not me because girls often avoid kissing me).

>>34391860
I remember seeing a chart that showed a massive influx of users (especially phoneposters) here at the start of the 2016 elections.

I came here in the 2014 flood, and things were nowhere near as bad as they are now back then.

>>34392169
Nigga you are only 17

>>34388603
i have no idea why im still here.

>>34392201
That's what I thought when I was 17. THen it quickly became 18. Then 19, then 20, etc.

>>34390407
>at age 15 i got a group of friends by complete accident. mostly emo kids, we used to drink a lot and with no effort on my part i got with a few drunk girls
>i have nobody and nothing. nearly a decade
>and because the drunk succubi tempted me, not even you guys accept me.
>you bastards don't know what it means to be truly alone

You have my condolences. Loneliness is a horrible thing; we are social animals and communion with others is vital to our happiness. The fact you had sex a decade ago doesn't diminish the pain you're experiencing; memories simply aren't sufficient. We have a need for others beside us and ghosts make very poor companions.

However, I would ask you to have just a bit of sympathy for us devils and our vitriol. I can't speak to the age of the others, but five minutes after midnight, I'll have lived as a wizard for seven years. We are just as desperate for human contact as you. And although memories are painfully hollow, we can't find some shadow of comfort in even those.

We're no cabal. We are just faceless voices crying with each other, damned things who will never see each other. Hell is very dark; while you can hear the screams of those around you, you'll never see them.

The wizards here envy you because, although your memories are empty, they prove that you now find yourself in Hell because you fell from grace. There are some of us here who who were born in it.

You may be beyond hope at this point. If so, I'll consider you my brother. I'll lend you a black robe and you can be an honorary wizard. But don't be so quick to try and find solace among abomination. You were desired once, and you can be desired again. Which means, miserable though you may be, at the very least you belong to the world of men. Rather than trying to win the favor of monsters, perhaps you should struggle return to that world. After all, it's where you belong. Maybe it's time for you to go home.

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yea, 22, lol

I feel powerless to change any bit of the situation.

Going to try and finish school and get my job, live all comterably and what not.

I used to be all depressed about it some years ago but i just don't feel anything now and that is ok.

>>34392455
this
22 now

>>34392620
What i really feel is that i simply never got positive reinforcement from a girl, and taht left me in the dark about if i have any worth or not

>>34392689
Same, all through school whenever a girl had to talk to me it felt like they didn't want to be there. There was zero effort made on both sides, but the lack of effort from them made me want to try even less.

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>>34392764
why good heavens i must right something original (have not been on arcanine for 2 years)

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24 years old, I've received hugs from classmates during graduations but that's all.

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>23
>NEET
>no friends
>social retard
>have never even spoken to a girl that wasn't family

Goes without saying that I'm KHV

>>34388476
24 KV here, doubt it will change anytime soon

>>34388476
5'3 25yo ugly khv dude here. Is there a reason to keep going on? I don't want to live for more 50 years.

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>>34388476

Despite being a Wizard, I'm not a pure KHHV anymore, just a KV.
I lost those attributes 6 years ago and while I cherish those memories, see >>34392520, they're ghosts, not a real person. Still, I'm happy about it, as I don't have to torment myself about how it feels anymore. She's now happily married and has 2 kids and I'm alone but well I have good memories.

>>34392520

Happy Birthday, Wizbro. If you wish it, I can make you a picture of your choice. I'll post it tomorrow though, I need to go to sleep.

Rules as usual for Wizards birthday,
> Theme of your choice
> Nothing sexual
> Nothing too hard like a hundred motos parked in front of a Shinto Shine, I ain't no Michaelangelo
> Pic was done for a Wizbro in October

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>>34388476
>tfw I'm still here but rarely post anymore because only normies respond