I'm right inside epicenter of high school normiefest.
What do
>>34402009
>>34402009
whip it out bitch
>Nowodworek
o kurwa
Give them hell
>happiness is relative.
>you are content as long as you are "good enough" compared to your surroundings
>the internet exposes you the best of the best in the world
>hence you'll never be happy as you as you keep aspiring to the fairy tale reality that some very few people are living
Get of the internet. It's ruining your life.
People are not content in amish villages either. They have just developed a culture of repressing critical thoughts.
>>34402038
You don't have to go Amish. But try to live the life of your neighbours instead of living the life of the 0.1% of people that you meet online.
Most of /r9k/ are probably more than able to be above average individuals. They just need to stop being too ambitious and start focusing on real life.
>>34402007
Actually you're right. This board is cancer. It's all whining and talking about how Chad and tall guys get all the girls when the losers here don't talk to girls or even attempt to better themselves and improve. It's a crab in a bucket mentality. Everybody just drags everybody down with them.
I come here to check on how pathetic you guys are.
>watch generation after generation of internet friends come and go
>im still here
Yep.
All my MMORPGS friends from 1998-2005 are all super normies now.
All my MMORPG friends from 2005-2012 are all pretty normie now as well.
2017 and its just me left. I don't even play video games anymore, but haven't started life yet either. Lifting became my new RPG, other than that I just browse the internet.
>>34401972
Well then why don't you just leave?
It's been so long since I had a crew that I'd fuck around with, now that I don't have one I feel completely dead inside.
If you want girls so bad? I always wanted to compete, fuck girls, but you really gotta beat them off with a fucking stick holy shit
>>34401909
sdfdfd
get in the gym faggots lose weight be healthier
>>34401909
calisthenic master race coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Higy0S1CZRU
>>34402004
stay small forever nerd
You are NOT a robot unless you know what every button in your current vicinity (software and hardware) does.
I must admit, I don't know what the PAUSE | BREAK button does.
Nor do I know what Scroll Lock does.
But I don't know what my own buttons do anon
>>34401893
Fuck it anon, the normies around me think I'm a tech expert became I play on PC. I'm robot enough.
>he still lives with his mom
Anon... it's time to leave the nest
Okie dokie i'll just jump into the trash can outside
Nope.
la originalle
>>34401828
I don't know how to leave the nest, can you teach me anon.
>images won't load on 4chan
Get a better machine anon, a toaster can't handle dank memes.
>>34401700
>captcha won't load on 4chan
>>34401751
This shit makes me so mad I hate when this happens
>Be me
>chem major
>see this qt3.14 girl in lab
>shy pixie girl type look
>flawless creamy skin
>sparkling blue eyes
>noice
>go about the section like normal
>see her wearing a spirited away shirt one day
>starting to peak my interest
>section goes along some more
>overhear her mention she's a chem major as well
>she's pretty good at her stuff from what little I've seen
>Fuckin A, I've found my new obsession
>be in lab
>my buddy and I are top two students in almost every chem section we've been in so far so we always pair up.
>buddy is sick
>see her all by herself
>dam, this is a perfect chance to strike.
>Both love chem, what better way to break the ice
>walk up to her
>"hey my partner's gone for the day, I see that you don't have anyone to work with, want to pair up?"
>takes one look at me.
>turns right back around and mumbles out that she prefers to work alone.
struck down before I could even begin. Gotta turn around someday though right....?
>>34401680
Jeez dude, that's pretty fucked.
There was this girl who I straight swore was giving me looks in class, but I'm starting to think she was getting nervous because I kept giving her looks.
She has a kid anyway so maybe not the best route
>>34401680
what if you've found a robot, fampai
what if she thinks that you're a filthy normie
you shoulda been like "reee i ain't one of them filthy normies"
who knows, she probably even browses 4chan
>>34401680
>science fags getting btfo yet again
She's probably dating a true intellectual electrican or something of that nature
WHAT HAPPENED TO TITS OR GTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it wasn't strict enough, as it allowed the roastie to stay if they posted tits.
Those guys probably an hero.
Only the eternal white knight is left. I am npc.
>>34401648
Complete global shittening of 4chan, nothing but SJWs, whiteknights and thirsty betas who'd abandon their code for a chance to orbit some random sluts.
This is a fucking normie site these days, fuck this.
>its another "Anon gets a secret blowjob from a midget prostitute with a dick and his oneitis stands by the door without him noticing, gives him a disappointed smile and leaves, after which his father sees him getting bj from midget" dream
This sounds like what would happen if David Lynch made a porno.
It's not midget but small or little person just by the way
>>34401795
I know a midget when i see one
Unpopular opinions
>There is nothing wrong with hedonism
It's not gay to fuck guys if it's because of a domination fettish and you are not sexually attracted to them
>OP isn't a faggot
hehehehehehehaerhreah teatehrjyhtsyjty
>I want to fuck white women more than Asian men
>tfw life is finally looking up
What goes up must come.
Just wait to get dragged back down, your fucked up personality that brought you here in the first place will drag you back down.
Tears of joy? Well done anon. I hope one day to achieve true joy.
>wake up at 8 am
>play games
neetlife sure is the best
>>34401526
only for so long
>>34401526
want to stay like that for ever
>neetlife
>waking up at any time before 2 PM
You got this shit all wrong, anon.
Any Dublin robots out there? Or Irish based robots.
If so good morning.
What are you doing today, wagecucking? Taking it easy?
How did you get here
>>34401438
Hoy moy noym's Ondy ond oy loyk to take it in de oares bekeuz I loyk avin me prostrate stermulated.
Wagecucking.
Kill me.
>tfw no qt Catholic gf
ive decided it would be fun to start cat-fishing chads and Stacies on tinder.
So, the question is, should i pretend to be chad, and catfish stacies who only care about money and looks
or pretend to be stacy, and catfish chad who took all of our women?
>>34401401
jus bee urself +/\+
everything will work itself out d_b
Alternate between both,according to your fancy,anon.
>>34401401
Do it as Chad and fuck with stacies.