>its another "Anon gets a secret blowjob from a midget

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This sounds like what would happen if David Lynch made a porno.

It's not midget but small or little person just by the way

>>34401795
I know a midget when i see one

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>it's another ">its another "Anon gets a secret blowjob from a midget prostitute with a dick and his oneitis stands by the door without him noticing, gives him a disappointed smile and leaves, after which his father sees him getting bj from midget" dream" thread

>>34401795
it's his dream. if he says it's a midget, it's a midget

>>34401989
>its another ">it's another ">its another "Anon gets a secret blowjob from a midget prostitute with a dick and his oneitis stands by the door without him noticing, gives him a disappointed smile and leaves, after which his father sees him getting bj from midget" dream" thread" reply

>>34402635
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>>34401637
Atleast you still have dreams

>>34401637
>dreamt last night I was trapped on alien jungle world full of ruins with crazy human natives and alien xenomorphs
>me and girl escape temple of creepy fungus eating natives and make it to beach to run to the spaceship before the xenomorphs catch us
>ship is gone, already left
>turn around and xenomorphs are running up the beach
>grab stick
>"Okay. Okay. This is how it ends for Anon huh. Come on, bring it, bring it!"
>genuinely preparing myself to die right there

Man that's a strange feeling, trying to accept that you will die. I never thought i'd feel like that before. It's kind of disturbing.

>>34403855
i once dreamt of being in some restaurant. I was approached by like 4 mafia members and they were talking some shit to me and after like a minute i decided to swing at them and accidentally hit some guy that was passing by at the exact moment.
The 4 guys just looked at me and one of them put his hand on my shoulder and made me kneel. As this was going on i was like "jesus fucking christ this better be a dream" and i was trying to wake myself up but it didnt work. I tried to do this 2 more times and i didnt wake up. After that i made peace with the fact that i will probably get beat to a pulp and my teeth kicked in and end up in a coma in a hospital so i started to try and talk them out of it.
30 seconds into my pathetic attempt to survive my alarm went off and i woke up. The joy and relief i felt when i realised it actually was a dream was so overwhelming and i was honestly thankful i woke up because i genuenly thought i was going to possibly die. And what made it worse is that i tried to wake myself up and it didnt work so i accepted that its really happening.

So yea i kind of have an idea of what you're talking about.

>>34402664
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