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I'm average as fuck, yet I still go on dates with hot chicks
Even though I'm a poor college student living with his grandma.
Any questions, cucks?
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>>34407499
I love your feminine facial aesthetic. Have you ever thought about becoming a girl?
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>>34407499
Show us that boipucci, you cute twink
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>>34407499
You're not average, you're above average
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Gay robot applying for job
Anonymous
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>social anxiety and depression
>closeted gay only a few friends know
>20 y/o only worked for/with parents
>mom pressures me to get a job or go to college like a normie
>decide starbucks sounds easy and gay friendly
Advice?
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>>34407461
It's a job I don't know what to tell you. Yeah I would assume starbucks is probably pretty gay friendly though
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>>34407461
Starbucks accepts gays easily. More gay people work at my local one than straights probably.
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>>34407487
Its in Western Washington too.
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This Literally happened to me like 2 hours ago
>Get hungry
>Ride the bus to near by Burger King
>Get off bus
>Walking across the street to Burger King
>Car stops at the pedestrian crossing and lets me pass
>After I walk across the street the guy in the car shouts "keep walking fat ass."
>He speeds off
>I walk into Burher King
>I'm so fucking mad that I don't even order anything and just catch the bus back home to drink some alcohol.
Why are people do fucking mean.
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>>34407455
because you're fat
LANIGIRO
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>>34407455
Have you considered not being such a fat ass Anon?
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>>34407455
This is why I don't go outside. It's not worth it
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Can a guy ever platonically love another guy outside his own family? Without making it gay.
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yes, it's just affection
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>Can a guy ever platonically love another guy outside his own family?
Yes
>Without making it gay.
No
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You mean like you want to marry him? Have sex with him? That's totally gay. If it's neither then you might not be.
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robots, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
for me, i don't think my parents deserve the aftermath of my suicide (cousins bothers etc etc) and im a fucking pussy
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>>34407427
>i don't think my parents deserve the aftermath of my suicide
Same I always tell my parents I hope we all die in a car accident at the same time. I would feel so terrible if they died and I'm sure they would feel similarly if I died.
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>>34407427
Am just waiting forsomething rrally good or something really bad happens in my life and then end it, till now nithing has happened
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Same. My father would be devastated. It's the only reason I haven't taken the easy way out. Kind of sucks but oh well, gotta wait.
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Any one /havedecentpenissizebutstillthinkitsshort/ here?
I'm 5.2 in
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>>34407425
>5.2 in
decent in india maybe
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>>34407462
Packing my bags and marrying a belly dancer.
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>5.2 in
I'm so sorry lol
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Every day I wake up and think the only way the day will be worth living through is drunk. So I go to a gas station, buy a six pack and drive around drinking. And I plan to do things necessary to start down the right path. But I just end up getting stupid from the alcohol and continuing drinking till I'm sick. College dropout living with parents with no clear way out. I work part time for my brother in law but I think he's caught on to my drinking.
>How do I make the first step? >Anyone in similar position?
>tried AA but I'm too socially inept to make that work
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>>34407418
How long have you been like this?
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>>34407452
Since I went to college really. Used to be weed. Now it's mostly alcohol
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>>34407542
Sucks man, I hope the best for you.
I want to roughly fuck rose, wrapping my hands around her delicate neck, hear him moan and shake as I fill her with hot cum
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>>34407408
I'd rather fuck her pooper dry, with her smushy shit being her only lube. Then make her suck me off clean and swallow
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do not sexualize the rose
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>>34407408
>tfw a qt magician will never use a magic trick to instantly give you a boner
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I pee and cum blood. Started last night. I feel no pain or discomfort what so ever.
Don't want to tell anybody because then a doctor would have to look at my small penis.
What do?
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>>34407392
You gotta get it looked at anon, that's serious.
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How big is ur penis?
Oreg
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Tell someone, go to the hospital.
Their job is not to examine your cock and laught at it for being small, rather it's to stop you from pissing blood. You may have some sort of infection
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think i got kicked out of college fellas, got 3 emails sayin i dont give enough of a shit to be on the course.i now realise i dont give a shit
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>Pays thousands of dollars to attend a university
>Lol i dont give a shit fuk u college
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>>34407316
desu I come from a wealthy family, and my family pays $10,000 per semester for classes I mostly just bullshit anyway. I once dropped an entire semester and they didn't really care.
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>>34407394
If you're rich you might as well stay a NEET famalama
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Do you change minor details in your greentext stories so no one who personally knew you could identify you?
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I don't have enough ambition or energy to write greentext stories, but if I did I would totally do this.
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>>34407249
No, but I change and embellish minor details to make them amusing and not depressingly mundane like everything else in my life.
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Doubtful. All my green text stories are from years ago and I doubt anybody remembers me.
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So how do you actually not fuck up a job interview?
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>>34407243
>Answer their questions honestly
>Ask relevant questions when they ask you, "Do you have any questions for us?"
>Don't seem like a sociopath
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>>34407282
>Answer their questions honestly
actually I think my problem is that I do
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>>34407359
Really? I find that strange since they probably wouldn't even ask you to come in in the first place if your resume weren't solid. What makes you think that?
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Help Anon
I'm 22 have graduated from Gymnasium(A-Level) and have done an apprenticeship at a Bank (Bankkaufmann).
I didn't really like force selling products to customers, hence after I got my degree, I enrolled at a University of Applied Science with the program IT.
But, now I'm failing in my third semester and I don't know what do to. I like programming but it's too theoretical and most courses are about the very foundation of computer science. I don't get the connection to reality.
Tl;dr failing IT student seeks advise from people on the internet
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Get a min wage job or become a NEET
It's comfy
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>>34407234
that would disappoint my parents which I couldn't do
is a university degree really necessary for a solid foundation in life?
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>>34407272
Your parents are putting too much pressure on you
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>"How'd you lose your virginity, anon?"
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>>34407224
Woods with ugly 15 yr old when I was 17
She asked me out
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With a girl who drove 1100 miles to see me in my bed.
I usually omit my age though as I was 23 (almost 24) when I lost it
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Reminder for all of our young lurkers a woman either likes you or she doesn't. There is no way to win a woman over. If this is ever the case it is because she previously had some form of attraction to you already. You win some; you lose some, but you live to fap another day. Now let's get out there and play some FOOTBALL EH?
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Just bee confident bro! That's all.
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>>34407201
>I like guys with good personalities; looks aren't everything. Don't be shy!
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If I could just change one physical aspect about myself (not including height) it would be eye color. Having dark eyes is the worst. No one can even tell they're green unless they're looking right in my eyes a few feet away
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>>34407201
A lot of people tell I could get a girl if I wasn't so eccentric.