So how do you actually not fuck up a job interview?

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>>34407243
>Answer their questions honestly
>Ask relevant questions when they ask you, "Do you have any questions for us?"
>Don't seem like a sociopath

>>34407282
>Answer their questions honestly
actually I think my problem is that I do

>>34407359
Really? I find that strange since they probably wouldn't even ask you to come in in the first place if your resume weren't solid. What makes you think that?

>>34407380
I got told I'm not even trying to sell myself once

>>34407492
You have to hold yourself in high enough regard without seeming cocky. Acknowledge your strengths and own them, but be humble about it.

By practicing common questions, and remembering your past and current jobs responsibilities

Don't give one word answers. Waste time by talking. The less time you waste by talking, the more questions your going to get

>>34407243
make a google doc of the 100 most common interview questions. supply the answers. review them periodically and also days before an interview. pretend to give yourself the interview and practice giving the answers and paraphrasing. monster.com has a decent list. I've been asked several questions from the list multiple times. avoid obviously stupid questions on the list.

>>34409063
This, but keep enough space in your answers to improvise if needed. Otherwise the interviewer might ask a question slightly different so your learned answer might not fit completely and you start stuttering because you have to rephrase the entire answer.

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>had a job interview couple of weeks ago
>sit down
>guy asks me 'tell me something about yourself'
>before I can even open my mouth he says 'alright I've seen enough, we don't need people like you working here'

>>34409573
i do not believe you, this did not happen

Smile a lot, try to laugh at little jokes or whatever.

I've been asked more than once if I was actually interested during an interview because apparently I was really moody looking.