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>>34409448
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34407408/

>>34409467

sry am too autistic to stop posting

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It's been a month. I thought she was back??? Where's our new videos?

>>34409439
Not only am I a white robot, but I'm a 6'2" white robot. Ask me anything.

>>34409484
>white and 6'2"
>robot
Choose one (1).

Saying you're a white 6'2" robot is like a mexican saying he's an """""""""""""intellectual"""""""""""""""'. This is not up for debate.

>>34409484
This desu. I am a 6ft Aryan with a BMI of ~22 with abs and a kv. (I got hug raped by some stoner chick who was teasing me)
Ama

>>34409433
>Can women ever forget Chad? Notice that fat older chick in the background. She looks like a mother. She probably makes her beta provider raise Chads kid, thinking it is his. But she keeps looking at Chad.
>Do women ever forget Chad? I don't think they do. I think this is why most marriages end up in divorce. The beta provider she met in her late 20's will never be Chad. She will never be happy.
No, never. This is why women hate PUA shit, because they came up with a term for this called "alpha widowing" (Chad widowing).

Basically its when they act like "widows" who lament the loss of a Chad in their lives because they cant get over that ONE TIME Chad gave them attention

This is why you start lifting at age 16 then at age 18-19 get yourself a 16 year old gf who to you will be chad for the rest of her life
t. did that myself and been married with her for 7 years now bang everyday

older women in the background isn't even looking at him

Anon, if you feel like a girl, then you are a girl. Trans girls are real girls. Trans girls are female. Trans girls are ladies, chicks. Trans girls are women born women. And this is coming from a cis girl (born with a vagina, still identify as a female.) I'll keep saying it: if you don't think trans girls are real girls, then that means you view men and women as walking genitals, which is fucking weird and wrong.
Have a nice day, to any lovely trans ladies that are reading this.

>>34409398


That's some weapons grade meme.

>>34409444
I just read this copy pasta in another thread.

I don't feel like a girl, I don't even know what it feels like to be anything other than what I am. I have an irrational feeling of needing to be a girl despite not being one because that's gender dysphoria.

I wasn't born a girl, I wasn't born with female chromosomes, female organs, I didn't experience a girl's life as a girl as a child, teenager, I didn't have a girl's socialization, puberty, any of it. I lived my life as a boy before being forced to throw everything away in order to stave off suicide a little longer. Nothing will make me a real girl, nothing can make up for what's been denied to me.

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>>34409326
Fucking Disloyal Roasties REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34409326
Lel these faces reminded me of Oblivion characters.

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R8
Originally

Thats what talking to people online is for.

What do you want to talk about?

cry me a river
"I'm a spaz but I'm not as bad as these guys"
If normies won't talk to you then you're as bad as everyone else you insecure monkey

Dungeon Meshi is awesome!

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>tfw mediocre across the board
imagine applying yourself and getting nothing in return

>>34409287
>tfw smart, lazy but still overachieving
not smart enough kiddo

>>34409287
If you don't mind, oh wise one, what makes you think you're smart?

>too smart to be happy
>not smart enough to indoctrinate yourself to be happy again

Some """intelligence""" huh

>>34409268
it doesn't work that way
>tfw dumb and unhappy

Hey faggot if you were really intelligent you would know there's a cut-off to how much that helps you in life.

The rest is usually a mental illness or some aspie shit

>you're a fag from the start, you're a fag to the end
>you're so fat you have to take up that much space
>see previous point
>being a cyclical douche =\= having a sense of humour
>jerking off to hitler instead of texting your mom isn't alpha
>eating lots of chicken and rice won't make you strong if you don't lift any weights
>chads/normies are full of bullshit, you have to accept the bullshit to be one with them
>no you don't you faggot neckbeard

>>34409255
What do you think her anus feels like? Do you think she moisturizes it?

>>34409255

>90% looks, 10% speech.

You are on it OP! Keep the "hard work".

You'll be back
Fitness doesn't cure autism

>>34409175
The point isn't to cure it but to disguise it. Women will put up with a lot more if they think you're Chad.

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>>34409157

I tried to get /fit/ but found out I'm genetically predisposed to being weak as fuck

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Id rather be a mexican during the fall of the United States (2017)

Probably the office worker at the WTC. Depending on the floor/building I'm at I could make it out of the building before/after the first plane hits

>>34409142
I pick office worker, is what floor you get randomized?

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>>34409139
Just going to post this again

>Our overlords dont take kindly to you incessant mocking

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>>34409139
Spurdo pulls the strings

>>34409139
>Bogdanoffs

Who? Can someone give me a rundown?

>>34409112
what sort of music do you make ?
what else is hooked to the interface apart from the keyboard ?

>dated
>girl
>3 years

Fuck off why don't you

>>34409259
I make a lot, metal, every kind of techno from minimal progressive to breakcore/gabber, kind of synthwave stuff also. The interface has 2 preamps, 1 for my mic and one for my guitar.

>>34409083
I know this feel exactly. I'm entirely indifferent to the living.

>>34409083
meditation sounds perfect for you

>>34410374
Or death.
No one even knows.
He said he doesnt want to die.
But perhaps he wants to be dead and doesn't know it

>>34409074
he hates you more than isis

In his eyes we are worse than Mexicans

I still voted for him

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>>34409088
Iimplying isis hate neets