Hey robots, I kinda became a Chad. My goal was to get more confident and better with girls, but other than that I also became kinda chaddy
>used to be shy beta, liked traps but now I find it gay
>on the bus use 1,5 seats because manspreading feels good
>comfortably take up a lot of space when I walk, bump into people
>Always making funny insults it is veeeery good
>Ignore girls that text me because I'd rather watch movies of WW2
>eat chicken+rice, drink lots of water like a gymrat
>always call out people's bullshit
>just being alpha and stealing your girls
>you're a fag from the start, you're a fag to the end
>you're so fat you have to take up that much space
>see previous point
>being a cyclical douche =\= having a sense of humour
>jerking off to hitler instead of texting your mom isn't alpha
>eating lots of chicken and rice won't make you strong if you don't lift any weights
>chads/normies are full of bullshit, you have to accept the bullshit to be one with them
>no you don't you faggot neckbeard
>>34409255
What do you think her anus feels like? Do you think she moisturizes it?
>>34409255
>90% looks, 10% speech.
You are on it OP! Keep the "hard work".
>>34409255
>It's another neck beard roleplays as chad episode. Whoopty Fucking Doo....
>>34409255
You just sound like an idiot to me, none of that sounds like Chad. Just some weird loser.
>>34409255
>What's up guys I'm fucking gay
Why didn't you just say that instead of all the extra words you actually said?
>>34409255
>>Always making funny insults it is veeeery good
Why do you write like a fucking fag?
>>34409255
whoa, this is most closeted post i've seen, congrats, now screencap this and show it to your parents
>>34409428
I'm more curious about what it smells like.
*sniff sniff*
OP sounds more like an overcompensating virgin manlet than anything...
>>34409255
thanks chad for making yourself in to a tool so I don't have to. I don't have the time entertain annoying bitches at work or to bother paying her child support for 18 years of my life. I don't have to put up with their shit because you do it for me. I can focus on my greatness and my investment on better things.
>>34409255
>Bumping into people on the sidewalk
sure thing there "Chad". 2 ALPHA 4 ME.