it's my 20th birthday today
it's pretty terrifying how quickly time seems to be moving
I've made almost no progress since 2 years ago, when I was graduating high school
I just feel stuck, time is going so fast and I'm stuck not going anywhere, I don't know how to progress it's all so tiring and difficult and I'm not equipped properly for this next phase of life
I'm going to die a lonely and scared manchild I can't deal with this shit anymore, my therapist has no answers, my family is fucked up, I certainly don't have the answers I don't know guys
>my therapist has no answers, my family is fucked up
found at least a large part of the problem
you are the only one who can help yourself, your family only cares about you for genetic and biological reasons, and because they want someone to succeed where they failed in life
and your therapist definitely doesn't care about you; getting stupid weak white people to pay you to talk about their nonsense problems has to be the biggest meme of all
also post more pics of best girl
>>34421019
>you are the only one who can help yourself
but that sucks, I'm unqualified and an idiot
>>34421068
>unqualified
>to help YOU
Your childish asian cartoons are no longer welcome in this country
b-but
b-baka stop
>>34420603
Nice try faggot. Trump is going to make anime real again. Just as soon as he was elected the AI room assistant in the form of a cartoon girl in a tube was announced. It's happening.
>>34420603
Trump would never ban Anime cause his son is a sperg who probably loves anime and he loves his son.
>people who don't get enough emotional warmth substitute it with long, warm or hot showers
>tfw 40 minute showers
I- I take pretty long showers.
>The more isolated a person feels, the more baths or showers they will take a day, the hotter they will be, and the longer they stay in the bath or shower.
fuck
All I want is a qt girl to cuddle or pretend cuddle on skype with. I don't understand why that's such an unreasonable request. I guess that's the curse of looking like Elliot Rodgers
>>34420563
Life isn't fair robot bro
Just enjoy the small things in it while you can
>>34420640
You're probably right. It just gets kinda lonely around here .
>>34420727
Indeed it does robot bro, i do wish i could have a cool comfy gf, but i guess it wasn't in lifes plan
Fembot's, cut or uncut? I prefer cut desu, I'm having my b/f get the snip next weekend
>>34420482
I prefer cut. I want my man to walk around with an empty sack, that way I don't have to risk his inferior seed getting into my belly.
>>34420482
Go fuck off to tumbler and bitch about jow much you love cut kiki dick, and be sure to mutilate your new born son you fucking goy kiki wannabe.
>>34420591
How*
Fucking auto correct
Not fucking original
>have a moral conviction that everyone is entitled to a reliable suicide if he wants one
>get banned
niggas plz
>>34420309
>being an edgy racist
yea nah you deserve a ban
I honestly don't see a problem with the ban.
You're probably underage anyways. Wouldn't be surprised if that post was just lashing out at those black kids who make fun of you in class every day.
>>34420361
How hes going to change his mind if a butthurt mod doesnt let his opinion get challenged?
>you're at the bar with a date
>she orders an angel shot with lime
What do you do?
>>34420277
Hope that drink is for her since I can shoot alcohol. I have a small throat and shooting drinks activates my gag and drowning reflexes.
>>34420277
get rustled
just because im ugly doesnt mean im gonna assault her
>>34420277
Cunt punch her and run
>8.7 million different species on the planet
>born a human
>>34420223
>tfw not being a comfy mollusk
Do you really want the jungle lifestyle?
It's a fucking nightmare.
>>34420289
I want to be a majestic hawk
I'm 20 years old and have never had a job. I need money and want to move forward in life but I have no experience.
I'll only be applying for jobs like waiting tables and stuff
What the fuck am I supposed to even put on my CV? Should I just lie about having past jobs and not having been NEET for over a year?
Also i'm not "bubbly" "outgoing" and all that other shit, but should I just lie and say I am?
I have never been in any clubs or societies or done anything outside of school of any accomplishment either, but my grades were at least above average.
Am I fucked?
>>34420218
>you will never be Len Dawson
I hate you for making me feel this
You're going to have to start at the very bottom. Look for low tier jobs that say "meet in person" so you can explain you never had a job before and you're looking for somewhere to start. Fast food, dishwasher, landscaper will hire you.
>>34420235
That's Joe Montana dickhead
>mfw 6'1"
>mfw white
>mfw muscular
>mfw still no gf
I thought all these things made me eligible for a girlfriend r9k? :(
>>34420202
everyone is a muscular jock these days. they're so typical and boring. whats attractive now are the hopeless case guys.
>>34420202
Falseflagging roastie detected, with these attributes you could get one with ease.
>>34420202
Height isn't a huge fucking deal. Get over yourself.
Being white isn't a huge fucking deal. Lay off the /pol/cuck for a bit
Being muscular should work normally, but you could be literally autistic for all I know.
Perfect wimminz don't exi---
>>34420184
>blacked
>perfect
pick one
Elsa Jean's shitty feet reveal her African Genetics. She's a light skinned Quadroon. Nothing betrays a non white woman like poor foot game
>>34420184
Bro, she has down syndrome.
So I just finished Usagi Drop, and I loved it. Non non biyori is probably my favorite anime of all.
Could you guys give me some recommendations based on my taste? Thanks. I'm just having a hard time, and this shit helps me.
>>34420138
Little Witch Academia has a series now
he marries her in the manga
hanasaku iroha
What does it feel like to stick your face in a girl's pussy?
pretty awesome mang
like sticking your face in aquaman's armpit
It's kinda slimey, depending on the girl can usually smell good. Soft and warm. Eaten out a girl before.
crippling anxiety. am never able to change. want to die.
same here, nearly everyone I meet makes it clear they would rather I didn't exist
I am polite, I shower, I try not to say anything weird, but people still mutter "prick" or I catch them looking at me and talking to each other, obviously gossiping about me, if not they have this massive scowl on their face as they do something for me (which they are paid to do and do everyday for normies).
How can I not have social anxiety in a society like this? How long before people snap, accue me of being a witch and drag me out of my bed in the middle of the night to burn me alive?
feels awful knowing that i'm not the 1%. that my anxiety makes me human garbage. that I've failed without even trying.
>>34420050
Honestly think its your anxiety making you think that. Unless youre really doing something annoying people arent really worried about other people. This is coming from someone with id say pretty bad Generalized Anxiety Disorder. You CAN learn to control it. Im still learning. Take it from me bud if you mind your own business so will they. Just dont be a faggot when you talk to people and make it obvious is anxious. Confidence is key
What the fuck happened to us? When did the site get flooded with Nazis? What happened to our culture? What happened to our pranks, DDoS attacks, etc.? When did we become a minor organized force for electing a moron? Where did we get lost?
ddos attacks are pathetic and i'm glad 4chan deletes that bullshit now
>>34419921
> Can't make any decent threads
> "Where have all the good threads gone"
>>34419921
Everyone grew the fuck up and got a fucking job and a life.