What does it feel like to stick your face in a girl's pussy?

pretty awesome mang

like sticking your face in aquaman's armpit

It's kinda slimey, depending on the girl can usually smell good. Soft and warm. Eaten out a girl before.

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every time I see pictures like I think to myself "shit im supposed to be attracted to THAT?" then I realize I live in a country in which women are skinny and pretty.

sticky and smelly

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>>34420007
>he isn't attracted to the girl in the op pic
You gay or something?

I could never get past the queefing

You rarely can tell in porn because they censor it out, but vaginas are noisy and it's not unusual for them to sound like a chatty whoopie cushion.

>>34420058
I'm not attracted to jews sorry

>>34419955

>wow, the air coming out of it is pretty hot
>wow this smells bad
>wow this tastes bad
>what the fuck I barely licked it and it's gushing disgusting thick juices into my mouth
>wow I can see the toilet paper crumbs on her butthole hairs

LICKING. PUSSY. IS. A. MEME.

>>34420206
sounds like you just fucked a nasty bitch. seriously what woman doesnt shave her ass?

>>34420206

This. No girl expects a man to eat her pussy. If a girl manages to convince a guy to "eat her out" shell bust a gut laughing to her roastie friends later on once he takes his fish mouth home. It's slightly less amusing than having a toilet slave.

>>34419955
It stinks really bad and tastes like battery acid. Would not recomend.

>>34420206
>>34420275

You have to appreciate that most girls over the age of 23 have seen 200+ guys between their legs, have seen fetal tissue from at least one pregnancy scooped out of her unholy snatch and routinely snicker at the pussy licking betas that have to start chemo once their HPV sores metastatize. Girls understand their pussies are poison as plain as the sky is blue.

>>34420007
>>34420058
I'm attracted to her because she looks accessible. Its like she might actually give me romantic attention and watch anime with me instead of giving me the stink eye and telling me to go away. I bet she appreciates edgy autism humor and puts in effort in bed too.

Either that or my inferiority complex has sunk so deeply into my mind that my standards have permanently changed.

I've been with 30+ girls and never eaten one out. My tongue is still a virgin. I'd never eat out a girl I didn't love.

also she'd have to shower first.

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>>34420058
I don't know if this post is ironic but the chic op posted got me crazy hard. Yes the face is bad but she is thicc.

Crazy to think I set high body standards at the gym for my self and other men in general but I am attracted to sloppy chicks with cellulite.

It's like my brain is trying to keep me as a beta cuck. Thin staceys don't even do it for me anymore.

>>34420550
if you think that face is bad your standards are way too high

>>34419978
I can confirm this as I've done both

>>34420652
if you think that face is hot your standards are way too low

>>34420007
What country bud
Origami

>>34419955
I'd rather face-plant on to her ass.

>>34419955
it depends on her hygeine. it can be very pleasant or it can be very stinky. if the girl is fit and has good nutrition it wont stink

>>34420692
i'm telling you for someone browsing this board your standards are way too high

My mom's is pretty clean and while it does smell a little funny after her friend sleeps over its rewarding because I get an hour extra on my computer time and a milkshake

>>34420756
not him and i just browse this board for the porn and incest

>>34419955
Nowhere near as good as you'd anticipate. The initial thrill of doing everything the first time like your first time licking pussy, getting a bj, etc. is great but after that it's just a very normal feeling. If she's clean she won't taste of anything and she won't smell, you're just lapping away at a warm, wet liquid between a little slit, when your face is there you can't see shit and your tongue just feels what it feels, nothing amazing

>>34419955
the nose knows!

(organino)

>>34420799
so what youre saying is normie get out ree

>>34419955
It's great hot, cold, in a pot nine days old. Before I ate pussy, I could not rhyme! Now I rhyme all the time!

>>34420859
not a normie just not pathetic enough to browse this board for much.

>>34420963
soo what youre saying is normie get out ree

>>34421053
soo what youre saying is youre autistic

>>34421162
sounds like a good fit for this board

point is that girl is pretty attractive

>>34421230
>point is that girl is pretty attractive
objectively untrue

>>34420253
All women? No one likes chafing

>>34420253
The vast majority, friendo.

>>34421366
Once you do it a few times it doesn't start chafing

>>34420692
>>34420652
If you think the only two options are "bad" and "hot", your standards are strange

>>34419955
I find that woman attractive.

She's objectively 7.5/10 with room for growth.
>cute face
>pretty hair
>big tits and ass
>not fat
>mature pussy

I want to impregnate that woman.