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found this yesterday

is it a man?
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>>34477375
Depends on what you mean. This is me and I was born a male but I no longer consider myself one.
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>>34477375
Bloodborne is fucking good. That's all i can tell.
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>>34477678
The only important thing to note in this thread.

Why the fuck this chad nigger killed himself? he have everything a man could wish for, yet he still decides to be an hero
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>>34477366
have you ever thought that maybe people have problems too
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>>34477366

>tfw top 1 percent wealth/intelligence (going by academic stuff, not internet IQ tests)
>tfw still want to die
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>>34477366

Everyone has problems, his are just different to yours

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Imagine a game:
>there are 10 guys
>they have to put their dicks into glory holes
>9 of them are getting bj
>1 is getting his dick cut off
Would you play?
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No, why would I play a game that could potentially result in my dick being cut off?
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>>34477359
Because you're not using it anyway.
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Obviously not, shitty game

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>1 shot at life
>born in a Western developed country

Does it ever blow your mind that there are actual human beings in shit place like Nigeria giving their lives to organization that we found laughable, such as Boko Haram?
Can you imagine what kind of people are them? I honestly can't.

>tfw there have been actual cavemen
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Western civilization is laughable. We're in a cocoon to keep us from thinking.

And yes, there are real places were Nigerian warlords massacre the men of other bullshit tribes.

Anyway, probably better than going to the office everyday to listen to a bunch of cunts cluck and hen about some faggotry shot they watched on TV
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>>34477378
>We're in a cocoon to keep us from thinking
Isn't war just another cocoon? We decide to watch TV, read books, work, do drugs, stuff like that.
They decide to go to war against the world, kill civilians, do hard cheap drugs and live in extreme squalor.

Why are you preferring their way to ours?
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>>34477378
>We're in a cocoon to keep us from thinking

i have wonder maybe this what brain does automatic
only a few of any time would be woke from some way of pierce bubble
maybe call shaman in old maybe call robot in now

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>a woman is below average/average/good looking
>a woman breezes through uni because professors go easy on her since she has a vagina
>she goes out and fucks around and has a 'complex' social life which leads to no time to actually learn her field with depth, she just crams in best case scenario
>she has skin-deep superficial knowledge of her field, she also usually forgets what she learns after she is done with the subject
>she scores a job since she has a vagina
>she starts using her vagina to make babies and forces her employer to find a replacement while she gets paid to do nothing
>she then brags about being a successful scientist AND a MOTHER to five kids
The only women who can be scientists are shrek women, and shrek women are basically guys desu.
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>>34477246

Implying you wouldn't marry Curie.
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>>34477246
>The only women who can be scientists are shrek women
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>>34477246
True. Fuck those women who pretend they have a love for knowledge.

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/r9k/ I'm going to the hewillnotdivideus shia circlejerk tonight.

Do I hold up a sign that says "LOOKING FOR GF", ">TFW NO GF" or "STACY TAKE ME BACK" and call myself Chad?
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Itt thing that will never happen
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>>34477146

you wanna bet on it you fucking infant?

just tell me which of the three is the funniest and watch tonight, around 7ish-8ish.
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>>34477115
"tfw no gf" is the best option

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>You don't realIy hate women, do you Anon?
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No, but they do really hate me
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>>34477106
I hate them as a general whole. Doesn't mean there aren't any outliers I'd be able to cope with.

/thread
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>>34477106
tits or gtfo you big foreheaded inbred looking bitch cunt

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Why are westerners so bent on the idea that women should be smaller and lighter than men? Whether it be height, weight (especially weight), or whatever, the thought of someone breaking this rule triggers them super hard.

If anything, you would argue that women are supposed to weigh more than men at any given height. This is what is statistically observed through the global average, and is the case for pretty much every non-western country.

Why is it such a big fucking deal here?
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because white males are insecure dicklets who enforced these arbitrary crap because it promotes their racist and sexist hierarchy
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>the "westerners" meme
because arabs and asians like their women fucking burly and muscular, right?
fuck off
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>>34477102
daddy issues and pedophiles

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who here /skeleton/

I just want to look normal
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Many people do but never realize.
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I lost 43 pounds and went from a swole fucker to a skeleton. I wish I never got injured.
Maybe one day I'll go back and browse /fit/, but I can't stand starting over.
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>>34477101
6'0 145 pounds and getting thinner, my appetite is as weak as my apathy is strong, I really wish it didn't take so long to starve to death. I want out.

Have some kawaii skeleton gardeners.

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>There are people right here who don't think that Putin is cooler than Trump.
Explain yourselves.
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>>34477083
oh yeah Putin awesome
his country has one of the highest teen suicide rate
highest HIV rate
highest drug addiction rate
highest divorce rate
highest abortion rate
one of the most corrupt nations
largest producer of child porn
Russia has one of the largest immigration rate
Number one in income inequity in asia

Poor corrupt and degenerate.

He is literally becoming china's bitch.
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>>34477742
I wasn't being serious anon.
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>>34477742
You make me feel bad, because i live in his country.

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Alright lads. A living breathing girl actually invited me to go to a restaurant with her and her friends later today. Before you ask, I pretty much already know it's platonic. I just need tips on how to not spill my spaghetti.

I know, probably a bad place to ask, but any advice would be handsomely appreciated. I'll respond to any questions while I still have time.

Thanks.
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What's the deal with those two guys? Can some one give me a write up of why their faces are all over this site please.
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Wear your MAGA hat and talk about my little pony. She will cum her pants
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>>34477068

>Before you ask, I pretty much already know it's platonic.

Don't bother. However, if you insist on wasting your time...Just remember to introduce yourself, chime in the conversation occasionally, and maybe tell a very short story. Take deep breaths if you need to.

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Who getting fucking wrekt here

Alcohol 4 lyf
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>>34477050
Ya I have to agree
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I'm drinking vodka famalam

I'm gonna drink the whole bottle
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I just woke up after a drunken nap. I'm kinda low on money so weed will have to do.

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>tfw have a job interview tomorrow morning

Oh shit what the fuck do I do bros? Any tips for robots?
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>>34477044
Shake their hand when you enter
Don't touch your face (especially nose/ears)
They expect you to be nervous at first but you should get over that quickly
Don't talk about bullshit that has nothing to do with the job. (i.e. if you're good at physical labor but the job is all mental then don't bother mentioning it)
Dress for the job at hand (don't go in a suit for a construction job interview)
It's okay to ask about wages and expected weekly hours (just don't try to negotiate pay during your first conversation)
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>>34477162
Thanks man
What should I dress for if it's a job at a food court shop?
If they ask me for what kind of wage I expect, what should I say?
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>>34477268
>What should I dress for if it's a job at a food court shop?

Always dress your best, no matter the job you're getting interviewed for. How you dress, look, and smell says a lot about your responsibility, maturity, respect, and cleanliness.

>If they ask me for what kind of wage I expect, what should I say?

Google what the average wage is there, and add maybe 10% on top of that so you can haggle and you can display your personality when you don't get your way

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>degree from university
>couple years job experience
>move to big city
>seven months later
>applied to over 100 jobs
>"networking", job fairs, online applications
>still nothing even close to a job
>debts only get larger every month
>emergency fund running out
Wtf do I do robots? I can probably go another couple months but being out of the work for 6+ months already looks bad. Idk what to do next.
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how long have you been NEET?

NEET time is more toxic than prison time when it comes to resumes
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Move back with your parents. This is not a unique situation. Even normies are suffering from this. It's the new norm to be in debt and under/unemployed.

Society is heading for a big shitstorm in 10/20 years.
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>he fell for the university meme

it's just a scam to get you in debt for a meaningless piece of paper. you're better off continuing a family business or trade

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>haven't played video games in years
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>play videogames almost everyday
Yakuza 0 is great lads
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Video games are fun! Why don't you play anymore?
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>>34476988
They're not fun anymore,feel like shit when i play them because voices in my head tell me to do shit

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