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How the fuck do Africans have such white teeth when most have them have probably never touched a toothbrush in their life?
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>>34504678
because you need to eat to fuck up your teeth
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Well, natural selection still exists over there.
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>>34504678
It just looks whiter against something dark. It's like how you notice a greyish white when you put it up against pure white but against any other colour it would be difficult to notice.

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Time for a comfy gentle femdom thread! Last one provided me with some insight and ideas.
Feel free to exchange kinky stories and such...

Example topic:did you have a denial phase before you succumbed to women? What made you understand your place?
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I myself had some turnoff experiences but hearing an intelligent, dominant woman always brings me back.
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>>34504679
>intelligent
>dominant
>woman
Just like in my japanese fairytale novels!
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>>34504716
you can find it online as well if that's your only way, it can be hard in real life depending where you live and.. other factors yeah.

It doesn't happen that often sadly but some women are naturals and understand their power.

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who /squatting/ here?

just got into a good routine, feeling the gains already
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>>34504624
post butt so I can judge gainz
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>>34504624
what is your routine anon? i'd like to work on my butt, too
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>>34504624
how many squats you do a day?

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Why are you even here?
Do you want to be here?
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YOU.Stay out of my head.
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>black hand
>give the nice man his painting back, Darnell.
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>>34505163
NO. GIVE BACK THE EMOTIONS.

I dont know if i'm enough for her. Why do i have to feel like this ? I was fucking happy(probably not but i was not this sad) before, like why ? She's just so beatiful and i found myself as an good-lookin dude but i'm fucked up in the head i just make everything awkard.

let me tell some of my stories with her

>Was in school(not a underage)
>Talking with some people the girl was in too
>someone told "Anon is such a robot"(pretty fucking ironic huh ?)
>"He has no soul and feelings"
>Didn't give a fuck to be honest, thats what people think about me in general
>Then she replied to him "Anon has a good heart he's nice"
>Happy

another one

>playing truth or dare
>someone asked her "who's the hottest guy in school"
>she hesitated also kinda was uncomfortable with the question i guess
>then replied with a name of a guy i fucking hate he's absoloute douchebag
>sad
>then they asked me "who's the hottest girl"
>i didnt wait a second and said her name
>she blushed
>she started laughing for minutes
>even though i was angry about her saying his name i was happy again

one more last

>Joke a lot about suicide (yea pretty surprising)
>i was going to stop because you know it makes people uncomfortable
>she started to tell me ironically "kill yourself" and laugh
>i roll with it
>some time passed
>she asked me if i was offending from those jokes she also said they are just jokes
>replied "nah you probably cant do anything that can offense me"
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>>34504553
Get in detail Anon, what exactly is holding you down?
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>>34504704
I have no self-esteem i guess. I always wanted to be a robot you know, while everyone was busy with socialising i was trying to learn how to make games, code and shit. So I'm socially unskilled. I'm kinda good with guys hanging around making jokes but when it comes to girls i have no knowledge.. She seems nice but you know everyone probably going after her. I'm good but there's probably better dudes than me (in look, social skills)

I just dont know that if she'd actually see me in that way you know. I never put myself into "friendzone" i compliment her, act like i'm a alpha, which is something that i'm too far away.

I just dont know man, i dont know whats holding me down excatly i'm a mess
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just go for it dude. who cares if you get friendzoned you'll learn to just move on and not give a fuck. at least you tried. since you're kinda good with guys just forget shes a girl if that makes sense. overthinking her gender will just intimidate you moar

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Lets see how many of you faggots are actually robots.
I got 90, apparently I'm just slightly strange.
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82, pfew.
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whew lad, I didnt think i was this bad

Oregano
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Would have been a grand wizard if not for stupid shit about smoking or drinking.

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>be me, 3 years ago
>virgin, skeleton, constantly doing drugs all the time
>decide to make a change
>cut back on drugs from every day to every week
>start going to the gym
>start studying more diligently
>regularly doing drugs goes to rarely, goes to never
>straight A+ student
>very muscular
>have sex for the first time
>get in first serious relationship
>girl tells me she loves me

Then it hit me that I feel nothing for this girl. I wanted to be in a relationship just to feel like I had made it, that somebody was capable of liking me. But this feeling sucks. She cares about me so much and I don't even like spending time with her. This is my first time back on this board in over 2 years. How have you guys been?
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Go full alpha. Dump her then get another chick. You are almost Chad bro, you've nearly made it
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>>34504526
I'm alright, thanks, turning 33 this year and I really want to fucking die.
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>>34504526
>How have you guys been?
We've turned into Reddit ever since Trump announced he was running for president.

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I have a date with a Stacy in 2 days.

I'll be sure to reject her for /r9k/'s sake, roasties didn't want me before, they don't deserve me now
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How'd you get the date?
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>>34504512
I got /fit/ the past 6 months, and this year in college I started talking with a Stacy in one of my classes and she asked me out just a few hours ago. I said yes but I'll be sure to reject her if she tries something. I'm too bitter with women to do anything with them anymore.
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>>34504575
Why not fuck her once and then ditch her?

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>tfw no steam friend too emotionally manipulate me and make me buy him games
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>>34504464
How did he get a tan?
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>>34504578
really made my inner senses jingle
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>tfw i want someone to talk and pass the day

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support role is a man's job. women can't protect for $hit, only a brave and stalward knight can do the job.
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Protection? Is there really a call for that anymore? It's not like we're living in Rwanda, most of the first world is pretty safe, statistically speaking.
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>>34504455
>$hit,

saleya close
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>dungeon run
>lolxDDDDD randumb female priest healer
>doing a horrible job at keeping people alive
>spends more time typing to the group than actually supporting the team
>we're getting destroyed by several packs of trash mobs while the priest types "lol my bad"
>finally manage to reach the final boss
>priest is first to die because she was standing in a puddle of shit
>immediately begin rotating cooldowns to reduce damage intake while the rest of the group whittles down the boss
>someone resurrects the priest and I explode
>all-caps rage at her about how her retardation wasted everyone's time and racked up repair bills all around
>one of the DPS sticks up for her, probably an orbiter
>priest types "i'm sorry... i was just trying to have some fun..."
>we all take turns railing her
>leave group and teleport to town

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Who here IS GAYor bi?

I'm not talking about traps or feminine guys, only masculine boys or huge baras.
Say something about your experiences, if you are here, you are a robot, so you never had sex or do it once a year(maybe?).

Also, fag culture is a cancer and should be banned, trans and cross dressing is degenerate as fuck.
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>>34504441
>cross dressing is degenerate as fuck.
thats what makes it sooo good
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>>34504441
>tfw calling yourself gay on 4chan automatically makes people assume you like flatchested women with dicks
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>>34504441
>Who here IS GAYor bi?
>only masculine boys or huge baras.

>pic is fujoshit

nice b8 m8

>look who turned off the computer haha!

What would be your response if you didn't have anything to lose?
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"Look who's about to an hero!"
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"call an ambulance i have shutterstock overlaying my entire vision"
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"Look who brought me into this world! Look at them now that they realize how much of a failure their son has become."

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>teeth are turning yellow
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>>34504332
You don't brush your teeth do you
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>>34504332
Are you flossing? You best be flossing or you'll get swollen gums too.
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>teeth ARE yellow
Thanks mom for not teaching your kids to brush twice a day.

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What the hell are these giant black guys gonna do to these tiny Jap women?
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Anybody see Eddie Hall smash the deadlift world record?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Y4o_BqC0A
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>>34504391
dame that impressive
kinda pointless but impressive
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>>34504391
Could this guy defeat a gorilla in a fight?

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>Stunningly attractive
>Incredible intelligence
>Captivating personality
>Still never had a gf

Anyone else know this feel?
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Post a picture of your stunningly attractive face
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>>34504280
>attractive
I'll be the judge of that senpai
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>>34504280
Can relate

What's your story OP?

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