I have a date with a Stacy in 2 days. I'll be sure to reject

How'd you get the date?

>>34504512
I got /fit/ the past 6 months, and this year in college I started talking with a Stacy in one of my classes and she asked me out just a few hours ago. I said yes but I'll be sure to reject her if she tries something. I'm too bitter with women to do anything with them anymore.

>>34504575
Why not fuck her once and then ditch her?

>>34504694
I refuse to taint my dick with whores.

>>34504694
It's your duty OP

>>34504792
I've decided to stay a virgin for life anon

Can't sway me the way of the whores

>>34504575
Similar story here. Got in shape and finally bought new clothes (first time in 8 years). Stacy became obsessed with me. I called her a degenerate. She thought I was kidding for a while but reality finally sank in and she freaked out on me. Felt good.

Virginity is intact lads!

>>34505033
If trips, you have to fuck her at least once.

>>34505114
Re-rolling for OP's sex life.

>>34504775
Fair, I respect that.

>>34505223
>>34505114
Two shots, you missed your chance to blow

>>34505302
Can't I have at least one more before committing sudoku?

>>34505334
Anon, I'm sorry. It's all over now. No more dreams, only darkness.

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>>34505334
Okay, fair enough, I'm getting the helium out. Enjoy being a lifelong virgin, OP.

>>34504469
what r u studying op? curious how u found a stacie in one of ur classes

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>>34505428
Literature.

Funniest part is how everyone, especially the Stacies who came out of high school with their shit average, thinks it's hard, yet here I am consistenly getting top grades not studying at all.

Just fuck her you autist