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I don't understand how women find men attractive
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I wanna suck that penis!
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Talking about masculinity. How strong they are and look, the manly hair and their low voices. What is not hot about that?
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Programming.
Men and woman both are disgusting bacteria ridden sacks of meat.
What is your age?
What is your job (if any)?
How many times have you masturbated today?
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>>34549494 here schomo
18
student
0 but maybe tonight
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>29
>worked at a insurance company but on medical leave
>none it's been about a week, trying to stop
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>>34549494
>age
18
>job
none
>masturbated today
once
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What made you a neet?
I finally accepted than i was short manlet brainlet. decided that i didn't really have much to gain from trying too hard in life because it's painfully obvious i wouldn't make it far.
fell for the hard work meme. Hard work means absolutely nothing without biological capability, there's nothing a midget can do to become an nba star, similarly, there's nothing an idiot can do to accomplish tasks outside their mental capability.
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>>34549486
The same manlet, brainlet, defeatist full house as you OP, only with the added excellency of being way too lazy to go through with wanting to work hard.
>tfw there is no way to simply exist
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What made me a NEET? Years and years of hard work. Now I'm free and can be NEET
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>>34549944
Good for you chad.
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How to recognize a cunt
> Says Elliot RodgerS instead of Rodger
> Posts shit like :''I don't understand the fascination with this failed normie'' on every Elliot thread
> Says : ''He should've hired a prostitute''
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he should have hired a prostitute though
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he WAS a failed normie who chased women around like a cuck
real robots don't even want gfs
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>>34549447
Elliot is the poster child for nu-/r9k/ that is filled with failed normies and redditors
General Cho is who real robots look up to
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Where do i get help?
>be in high school
>bullied constantly, 6' but super skinny and an outsider
>decide to join Marines to unleash inner alpha
>be 18, go to recruiter, perfect height, going to be front line
>goodletmedie.jpg
>be in Afghanistan
>small village in the middle of fucking nowhere
>half in desert, borders big mountain and small hills
>doing daily patrol, no terrorist, just pissed off brown people
>CO demands me and patrol partner go towards mountain side of village to check out strange noise
>meet interpreter who says noises in cave in mountain at night, locals think its demon
>niggawut
>that night six of us in night combat gear go on patrol
>CO finds cave
>lights, noise, muffled terror talk, the whole 9
>CO tells me and patrol buddy (lets say Sal) to go in
>15 yard in Sal looks at me and says "Anon, i think im a medium"
>tell him to fuck off
>"no im serious, i feel like something bad is going to happen"
>its intuition dumbass
>45 yards in, getting darker though we still see lights at the end of the tunnel
>CO sends 2 more in, soldier 1 & 2
>Sal and i have been crazy stealth, whispering and one step at a time, rifles always scanning
>Soldier 1 screams "Yall see anything in there????"
>everything goes fucking silent
>feelsbadman.jpg
>3 flashes in front of us
>Sal hits the ground, hear either solider 1 or 2 hit the ground hard and scream
>oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
>empty magazine where flashes come from
>pull out side arm, lay on top of Sal and listen
>solider 2 taps me and i drag Sal out
>medics on scene, no one shot
>Soldier 2 panicked and sprained ankle
>Sal hit ground to avoid bullets
>go back in
>find small room at end of cave, 5 feet from where it all went down
>4 teenagers, riddled with bullets
>my bullets
They were shinning flashlights at us and playing with bottles and throwing rocks at the wall, having general fun
every night i see that shit before i go to bed, how can i forget that??
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im with you OP. i have a lot of PTSD stories from my time.
>be in Iraq
>fightin off hostiles
>E-2 preps a nade to throw
>no pin, fumbles it
>drops it in the middle of him and 3 other guys (me included)
>he yells "GRENADE!!!!"
>i book it, under enemy fire
>hear/feel explosion behind me
>fall to ground for cover
>no injuries
>keep fightin
>assholes from red platoon finally arrive to back us up
>three guys i was with are all dead
>say must've been an RPG
havent told anyone this until now. Did I do the right thing blaming it on an RPG?
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>>34549543
idk man. those were the worst 4 years of my life. id rather go back to high school and get bullied again
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>>34549616
whatever happened happened. can't change it.
you went through that so you can do what you want after you get out. you are out now. do what you like
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Have you's ever seen any spooky ghosts?
I just saw the same one for the third time, pretty spooked rn, might greentext
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>>34549416
Was about to make a ghostie thread
How spooky
My house has been acting up lately, things keep moving by themselves, even though I live alone.
Also, last week I heard the sound of walking around downstairs (You know the sound of their paws on hardwood flooring?) even though I don't have a Dog.
I stayed with my parents this weekend because of it and might do the same next weekend
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Why does everyone except me claim to have spooky ghost encounters
I have literally never had any experiences that seemd supernatural or paranormal and I think you fags are full of shit
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>>34549497
seems pretty spooky anon, maybe set up a camera?
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How much would you pay to cuddle a cutie, in USD Dollars $
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>>34549383
I'd be willing to pay maybe $20 an hour if I was allowed to fondle her too.
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>>34549426
You'll want to check out the discount bin then
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I will move in with a robot and buy them alcohol and junk food if they let me hold their hand and cuddle them. No gay stuff.
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Why haven't you manned up and started dating a single mother yet guys?
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memed family czech em
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Face it, you guys are too pussy to handle a single mom. They need a REAL man and you just can't cut it.
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>>34549361
Guys do date single moms. Just not so much when they are young and in their 20s. But by late 20s they start dating single moms. As you get older you have less options and beggers can't be choosers
Here I sit sipping my cheap beer, listening to better music than you, with more pussy than I actually have time for, a more refined and precise intellect than you will ever possess, and stacking cash flying helicopters in the military. No reason to lie, just curious how that makes you feel.
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>>34549280
That's great. But the fact that you feel the need to share this with people you deem inferior makes me question if you're really that happy with all of it.
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>Beer
>Not whiskey, rum or vodka
Besides that, good on you.
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>>34549323
ya heard?
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Do you think love is real? Aside from the chemical aspect does loyalty actualy exsist past the ability to provide and give favors? Or is it a sham like i would like to beleive it is.
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I'm incapable of being loved because I am a spic male so no I don't think love is real
Source: /pol9k/ told me so
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I think love is real but I only get attached to ficional people so rip me desu
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I do think it exists, but it's pretty difficult to actually find someone who doesn't only care about gaining the most out of a relationship.
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Fembots, has it ever crossed your mind to do porn?
What genres and fetishes would you NOT be open to doing?
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Like most other fembots (I imagine anyway) I'd like to try but fear getting noticed or recognised.
Only limits would be piss and scat.
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>>34549232
where is this from?
please post vid link
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>>34549670
edit: nvm they're lesbians
thought it was a guy. gross.
Is there any actual reason why I shouldn't kill myself right now?
Not even feeling sad or anything, but do the few pleasures of life actually outweigh eternal rest?
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>>34549141
no
go right on ahead
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You could kill yourself at any point in the future and you will die anyway eventually.
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>>34549178
True, but isn't it more logical to kill myself right now to prevent inevitable future suffering?
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Types of threads that need to go
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I'm tired of seeing irrelevant shit on this board. Here are threads currently on this board that need to go. I've organized them into categories. Some threads can fall into multiple categories.
>>>/b/:
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>>34548173
>>34548168
>>34548119
>>34547911
>>34547486
>>34547427
>>34547121
Reddit:
>>34548264
>>34547996
>>34548119
>>34547911
>>34547772
>>34547716
>>34547121
>>>/soc/:
>>34548493
>>34548358
>>34547716
>>34547307
>>>/lgbt/:
>>34548523
>>34548236
>>>/adv/:
>>34548531
>>34548309
>>34548264
>>34548259
>>34547996
>>34547821
>>>/trash/:
>>34548502
>>34548236
>>34548173
>>34548119
>>34548143
>>34547821
>>34547796
>>34547700
>>34547433
>>34547388
>>34547328
>>34547138
>>34547121
>>34547074
Ok, honestly I can't finish this. I got about two thirds of the way through the catalog but you get the idea.
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agreed. these all need to go, too many normalfags and actual fags
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>>34549167
Too bad mods don't actually delete /soc/ and /adv/ threads like they are supposed to.
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>>34549046
If only you could channel this creative autism into a job or partner.
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>literal sjws
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>>34549016
>three musketeers
>trio
wew lads
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Would be cute if not for the hair color. Though why are they wearing morions?
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>>34549016
>three musketeers
>have morion helmets instead of floppy hats
>trio instead of 4
>independant even if musketeers were created by and for the King of France
Holy fuck what is this shitty game?
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Traps are actually gay.
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>>34549005
It's a hard truth few will ever comprehend.
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Yeah but its the good kind of gay.
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>>34549037
It's not my bag, baby.