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I did it I asked her now me and two friends are going out tomorrow to smoke some weed. Fuck I have gone to far what have I done leaving my NEET cave for some shit social interaction, also first time trying weed what do I expect?
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>>34578877
you're fucked! you're gonna look like a total pussy loser, you'll spill your spaghetti in ways previously unknown to man.
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>>34578877
>also first time trying weed
HAHAHAHAHAHA
you are certifiably fucked
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>>34578915
Fuck I will am gonna sperg out and reeee
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The original call that saved /r9k/
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You mean the call that got us all gf's
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How do I work for Bogs private army?
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I thought that was this call
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>pepe and wojack have been taken over by normies
we have to bring the old memes back, its the only way. we must look into our past and remember what made us who we are. rage comics have to come back.
pic related
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please no rage comics even those were overthrown by the normie hordes
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>>34578847
which is why its perfect. they won't like that shit because its old and "cringey XD"
bring back XD
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>>34578867
theyre awful i only found them funny because i was 12
>Well Anon, I've had a lovely day with you. Are you going to kiss me now? You have kissed a girl before... r-r-right?
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>>34578777
>r-r-right?
Why are you stuttering?
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Does mommy count?
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>>34578854
you didn't seriously think a normal girl would go out with you right? she's autistic
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What do you think TayTay s best feels like when they're hanging out? She probably gets no chadttention
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>>34578752
>implying Taylor isn't munching her rug
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>>34578775
I would pay to watch a well produced/well shot lesbian porno of them.
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TayTay is literally the WORST /mu/fu
seriously I have more respect for the Mayberryfags
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>tfw handwriting is permafucked because shitty kindergarten teacher made us write the letters all fucked up
its comparable to a 1st graders
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>>34578726
>blaming others for a problem you can fix yourself
never change /r9k/ never change.
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>>34578770
ive been writing like this since kindergarten
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>>34578790
practice and fix it you retard.
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ITT: Send a nude to someone who may or may not see it! (They won't) Post initials!
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To R
From A
>tfw catfish
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>>34578702
You want us to post our nudes here?
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>>34578702
So you're asking for a ton of dick pictures?
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Remember Peter Rodger? (Supreme Gentledad). Well, somebody took down my Elliot tribute vid and they did it in his name! That really sucks. Has this happened to anyone else in the /r9k/ community? I suspect it's just somebody going around falseflagging but you never know.
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>>34578688
He didn't like my tribute vid apparently, so I sent him this tribute. Hope senpai likes it better!
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>>34578688
Elliot's dad died in a car accident last year though.
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>>34578701
Nice, you should do it again haha
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Why do men still try to have long term relationships in 2017?
It makes no sense to me. You know your future wife had casual sex with other men with no strings attached, right?
Then when she gets older, she wants you to help pay for her kids and her lifestyle, even though she can stop putting out or divorce you at any time for any reason.
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>>34578672
If I (male) could have had casual sex, I would
And I would expect my future wife to be okay with the fact that I had casual sex in the past. This necessitates that I be okay with her past also.
simple
>inb4 i'm called a cuck
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>>34578672
because loneliness is a strong feeling
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I ask myself the same question every day. I guess it's just a powerful natural predisposition that most people don't care to challenge, or if they do it's half-assed.
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So robots, what do you think of a system like this?
>Women stop going to public school
>Instead raised to be perfect housewives
>At 16 they're married off to a man that has completed college and has a stable job, but they must agree to marry him
I think this system would really get the west back in order. Reestablish gender roles, give men more encouragement to get their acts together (hence the woman needing to agree to the marriage), and will create more healthy offspring as women will be breeding at the optimal age. Opinions?
Pic only semi-related. I think women should have the right to vote, they just shouldn't be encouraged to exercise it.
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You have just described Islam. Move to Saudi Arabia or Somalia. You can get an illiterate wife there who is as young as you like, as many young ladies as you can afford to buy, and you can do whatever you want to them. You'll be happier there, and we'll be happier not to have you here. It's a win-win!
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Sounds like you'd do well in Iran, Achmed.
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>>34578624
You literally just described Sharia Law. Except instead of marrying at 16 girls marry at age 6.
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Is ordering a waifu from Russia a meme? Can it actually succeed?
I'm 27, decently attractive, 6'1 and in good shape but am a cyborg. I've decided if I'm still single by the time I 30 in going to order an Eastern European waifu. Will she resent or cuck me?
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>>34578565
>Will she resent or cuck me?
Probably. What incentive would she have to stay with you after getting to America?
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>>34578565
They're scams to get green cards.
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All Eastern European girls are gold diggers. I don't buy into r9k's narrative that all women are bitches and whores, but for EE girls, this is actually true, especially Russians. If you make the mistake of getting a Russian mail order bride, she WILL cuck you and take half your shit.
I know this because I had a Chad (Vlad) Russian roommate in college. He says they're like that because of how communism played out, so women had to do whatever they needed in to order to survive. Russian women value power above all else. If you're a man with power and influence, she won't cheat on you, but actually be loyal and supportive. But as soon as you lose that power, she'll drop you.
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>her weight is a three-digit number
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>>34578537
Only gross if she's under 5'6".
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>>34578537
i know this is bait but it still made me self conscious lol
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>>34578561
>she's over 5'6"
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Have you ever been in an awkward situation with a girl where you thought she was hitting on you so you made a move but she was actually just being nice?
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>>34578506
>Have you ever been in an awkward situation with a girl where you thought she was hitting on you so you made a move but she was actually just being nice?
yes 0/10 did not bang
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>>34578506
I fear I may be doing that now.
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>>34578506
Yes, it's called "almost every time I interact with a female over an extended period of time"
Also why the hell did you have to remind me of that scene
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Anyone else starting to feel like a minority
i notice i dont see young white men very much
are we really going extinct
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>>34578363
Say goodbye wite boiz
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>>34578363
I am not White, so I don't know that feel. That said, being a minority isn't a big deal, it's not like you get treated all that differently (unless you're a nigger.)
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There are approximately 1.3 billion white people around the world
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Hey /r9k/. El Chad here with some OC.
Received this today from a girl in the house I live at (I rent a room). I just moved here. It was slid under my door.
The "No" is my handwriting btw.
It's so easy man just bee yourself. Too bad I'm taken.
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>>34578325
Oh, ok
Originally, too
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>>34578325
Dude that's fucking awesomeeeeeee goooood for youuuuuu youuuuuureeee soooo pop-u-lar!!!! TEEE-HEEE!!!!!!??
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>>34578325
the top and bottom of the note are in the same handwriting