Hey /r9k/. El Chad here with some OC. Received this today from

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>>34578325
Oh, ok

Originally, too

>>34578325
Dude that's fucking awesomeeeeeee goooood for youuuuuu youuuuuureeee soooo pop-u-lar!!!! TEEE-HEEE!!!!!!??

>>34578325
the top and bottom of the note are in the same handwriting

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>>34578413
No they're not. I don't have a girl's handwriting. I'm a programmer, mine is disgusting.

>>34578385
>>34578352
yfw cucked by chad

fuck outta here u LARPing fagg

>Coolermaster keyboard and mouse gaming starter combo
>Chad

fuck off LARPer

>>34578486
If you want the full story of what actually happened:

>Be me
>Into kpop
>Moved into new house
>Hear a roommate likes kpop.
>Introduce myself to be friendly.
>Different person from a different room comes to my room later
>Asks for qtip
>Only have bandaids, she takes 2.
>Slides this note under door

Yeah, this happens in the life of Chad. I have a 2nd post it with her number but I will not text back since I have a girlfriend.

>>34578557

post your face

or else you're a liar

>>34578557
Well then post it here you cuck. Also what do you look like.

>>34578325
>she couldn't even spell "you're" correctly

Would not fuck/10, she needs intelligence.

Also,
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE

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>>34578616
>posting my face on 4chan.
Yeah no thanks.

>>34578534
Tell me it's my same handwriting. Also my mouse is not cooler master, and I'm not some gaming weeb, I work in software and computer security and I like this keyboard for work, when I do a lot of remote work and it's comfortable.

>>34578643
>post her number on 4chan
We live IN THE SAME HOUSE. What kind of retard do you seriously take me for? I know what you cucklords can do.

Also I'm Colombian/Canadian.

>>34578705
>Programmer
>Liking a membrane keyboard
>not owning a mechanical

At least try when you bait this hard

>>34578705
What is that tasty snack you're eating?

>>34578705

>posting my face on 4chan.
>Yeah no thanks.

then this thread is basically "me taking pictures of handwriting"

>>34578705
now see, that note has a completely different style of handwriting

not to mention she doesn't need to give you a number if you live in the same house

OP's a lying faggot

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>>34578756
They're Cherry MX reds. Nice try faggot. I like it for when I occasionally play games but I don't have that much time to.

>>34578772
Some Chinese snack my gf brought back from China. Pic related

>>34578325
>no timestamp
>has girl handwriting
>hasn't shown tits
>hasn't gtfo'd
REEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

>>34578841
>Different handwriting
>thatsthepoint.jpg

You can't be this stupid. pls anon. Yes you do, each room is a separate unit and I wouldn't allow some random stranger in my room to have a chat. People have a way of going about things, but you wouldn't know this being an inept as fuck anti-social robot would you?

>>34578818
And you'd rather I reveal my face and get doxxed? Nty

>>34578849
OP is male.

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>>34578888
>I am Chad
>But I sure as hell wouldn't allow some random stranger in my room to chat

LARP harder

>>34578843

is she chinese?

asdfg

>>34578913
I have a girlfriend, faggot. I'm dating my definition of a 9.5 so im not fucking it up for some lower tier woman.

>>34578936
yes

>>34578911
The point is that he needs proof that he's not a girl RPing for >le ebin nadzi trollz on le arr nein kay birjin
If not, "he" needs to post her tits or pussy/feminine penis.

>>34578983
The more likely scenario is this is your first girlfriend and you're pussy-whipped. Which is what caused you to create this elaborate fantasy where a girl slid a note under your door so you could prove to your gf that you're a chivalrous knight in shining armor.

Take it from Chad, brad. Real Chads don't care what their gf thinks, they do what they want and accept the consequences like real men.

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I harbor a strong dislike for OP. I can't put it any other way without resorting to straw mans.
But I guess you are right. You are a better person than me. I'm pretty much literal shit. I already knew that though. What is your point?

>>34579081
>that feminine digit ratio
i-im sorry anon

>>34578843

>Chad
>Chinese gf
>R9K

Yeah....No. I bet she's also 200 lbs and reeks of egg piss

>>34579138
She is about 100lbs and she's very fit. Also pretty short, though not exactly how short. She takes care of her health quite well, ty.

>>34579043
This is my 5th gf, and nothing of the sorts. The person that sent me this note is black and I'm not into blacks whatsoever, so my gf and I had some keks.

A quote of my father: "Dont put any black in our race son."

>>34579005
Why would I cheat my on my girlfriend to make you happy?

>>34579112
Do you mean the size of my pinky? It looks small in photos. Is that a sign of feminity?

>>34579198
Post a pic of your gf

>inb4 lol i dont want to get doxxed xD

Black out her eyes if you're that nervous about haxxors

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>>34578843
Come at me manlet, brainlet. vaginaaccesslet, testosteronelet. Ur embarrassing urself boii

>>34579210
No i mean how your index finger is longer than your ring finger.
Its a feminine trait and a sign of low prenatal T

>>34579198
>5th gf
>call himself Chad

oh boy... are you 19 or something?

>>34578325
>nobody in this thread has realized that the message from the "cute girl" has the same hand writing as this "chad"
really guys..... come on

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>>34579230
Croppacino.

>>34579240
>Brainlet.
Lol k. Let me kek all the way to the bank.

Ps nice neckbeard + acne.

>>34579280
Should I have a high gf count?
>Implying I'll gf any whore I fuck.
Yeah.... no thanks.

>>34579303
See: >>34578705

The notebook is my handwriting for a computational theory class I had a year ago. It's notes on context free grammars I believe.

>>34579357
Using age as a measure

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>>34579357
I-is that a fe(male)?

>this chad is dating a literal tranny

>>34579357
>he had to rename the image so you couldn't trace it back to whatever Stacy's social media he was on
top kek try harder next time m8

>>34579357
>literally shave bellow jawbone
>NECKbeard
Hahaha, thx brainlet.
>acne
>what are the effects of high T
Lel, of course you wouldnt know bodyhairlet twink cockboi

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>>34579423
Would you rather the image be called "Screenshot at ____" because it took it from my girlfriend's wechat? I have pictures of us together from a trip to south america.

>>34579406
Sorry, my entire upbringing is traditional. traps are not women, they are men, and I am not gay.

>>34579497
She's not thicc or phat so I'm really not jealous of you

>>34579497
>zero chesthair
>she literally signs (L)oser on him
Kek this is gold

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>>34579472
You know acne is just shit tier genetics right? I've done testosterone when I was on gear years ago senpai. I not once got face acne from it.

That was on test +tren come at me.

Pic related, me at 21. Now I care too much about my health so I'm a DYEL by comparison.

>Brainlet
Pursuing 2nd bachelors, have a B.eng, now about to get my comp sec degree to work on sec analysis and pentesting, already work in software and make good money. Good try though.

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>>34579497
>Calls himself Chad
>Could barely curl 30 lbs

>>34579497
>Chad
>So beta he has to resort to dating a gold digging chink bitch

lmao you're no Chad and you're so pathetic you have to act out a fantasy on r9k

>this is the second girl that has fallen for him, he thinks hes chad
lol please, even robots get the occasional roastie

>>34579497
>that hairline
>that hairless chest
>those eyebrows on your greasy gf

fucking kek

you're no chad mate, at best you're a popular nerd

>>34579552
See: >>34579545

I don't do gear anymore. I'd rather be alive to see my kids, ty.

Gym is also a meme past the health part. Girls don't care about you being shredded apart from the roasties. I've gotten way more pussy when i stopped bodybuilding

>>34578325
>Your
>r u

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>>34579545
what are you, 5'6"?

>>34579576
>Gym is a meme

You sound like a bitter failed normie who's angsty that his golden years are behind him. Sorry that you're 25+ now and your gook gf is the only thing keeping you from killing yourself.

Good luck with everything bud

>>34579497
Lol you think you're chad cuz ur dating a average looking asian grill. asians are so easy if you're white.

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>ITT: Anon thinks he's chad but he's barely cracking normie status

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>>34579545
>i-i am so sooo successful I have to talk about my life in front of bunch of basement dwelling virgins and trolls to make myself feel better
>b-but seriously g-guize I am doing sooooo great
Hahaha, keep going dicklet RPer

>>34579545
We stand in awe of you Chad.
What brings you to the realm of lost souls?

>>34579613
You think gains matter that much still? You must be around 20. Later you realize wallet gains matter more than anything else, and career fulfillment is the point in life. Why even live when you offer nothing to society, own nothing and can't pass down your genes? It's about being good at something worth while, not looking like a statue. I've already been there, I achieve anything I put my mind to.

>>34579753
>I achieve anything I put my mind to

Get a gf who's 6+ and then we'll talk

>coming to an imageboard consisting of mentally ill virgin loser NEETs to prove how succesful you are
>being this massively insecure

how is that inferiority complex going for you

>>34578557
>asks for qtip
>only have bandaids


No, I'm sorry THIS is the part that buckles my shoes

>>34579858

Can't you read, anon? >>34579753 Has been to the mountaintop, he's seen it all. He doesn't need your approval you NEET faggot

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>>34578325
fuck that shit over my dead body I am going to become a vagina slave with no self respect who is pussy whipped around.

>>34579688
To offer salvation

>>34578325
This happened to me. A qt blondie gave me a note with a heart on it at a ski lodge. I sperged out and ignore her, even though she wanted the BBC (big brown cock).

>>34578843
If that's you. you are not cute.
You look like a greasy italian kid who hasn't got enough sleep.
Your hairline is way to back up your head.
Your eyes are too close.
Posting asian snacks from your proposed aznwifey.

>trying this hard

>>34578325
>Your
You made the right choice

>>34580187
You shouldn't have sperged out if you are single. WTF anon. This is not why El Chad has descended from the heavens.

>>34580248
>Missing half my face
>Are not cute
Lol'd. I mean, that's a pretty fast assumption given I'm missing 80% of my face

The low sleep part isn't wrong though. Job can be tough at times.

>eyes are too close
Big eyes senpai.

>Azn snacks
They're good. I don't even know what it is, it's kind of like peanuts with... something. GF is from Anhui province.

>>34579588
which iphone is he holding?

some autist figure it out and calculate height

ITT: baby faced college dweebs calling themselves chads for scoring their first ugly girlfriend.

>>34580323
That picture is 3-4 years ago. You can calculate off that if you'd like.

>>34580340
>First gf
kek.jpg

>>34580308
Exactly bro. From 20% of your face we can all tell you are not good looking.

I can't believe you actually made a thread. You're not even trolling. It's hilarious.
The delusion.

>had multiple qt azns and is way closer to chad tier than you - still not chad though

>>34580403
Out of the azn ethnicities, I've busted a nut in:

Viet, Chinese, Filipino, Korean, Thai.

I'm missing Japanese off my list.

Does your list beat mine? If so I'll concede. This is ONLY asians btw, I'm not counting the multiple other girls of different ethnicities I've blown my load inside of.

If you've never blown inside any of them, I'll have to inform you, you are beta.

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>>34578325
>>34578443
>it's not the same hand writing
>the letter 'o' has the same curves
Yeah, okay buddy

>>34580472
LOL wtf???

The curves are the exact opposite. You'll see more of those O's in >>34578705

Try harder fampai. I expected this thread to be spicy, but not because you guys immediately would think it's fake. Is your self esteem that low?

>>34580808
The person who made that second note did not make the first

>>34580843
Both notes are same person. Both notes were slid under my door.

From here onwards, if you want to go full conspiracy that's fine by me. After all, who would LIE on the internet right? Jokes aside, the person who wrote those notes is black and black girls tend to be very forward.

>>34580900
Getting pretty defensive there anon, you okay?

>>34578325
What a creep that girl is

>>34580457
>Viet, Chinese, Filipino, Korean, Thai.

Japanese, Chinese (taiwan) x2, Chinese (mainland), Chinese (Hong Kong), Viet, Phillipines, also british born chinese loool

Jizzed in every one of them.
Three year relationship with jap.

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>>34581058
I've had Chinese (mainland) and chinese (HK) too. They're completely different but niggers on r9k can't tell the difference.

Why we even fighting, my fellow yellow-fevered Chad?

phonetically in english because who the fuck learns chink scribbles.

>woh yeow tien ni da nye-tau

ching chong wing wong

>>34581137
Because you are not chad. I am not chad.
What you are claiming is ridiculous.
Asians just love whites. That's why you see ugly guys with cute asians all over.

The thread just proves how beta and unchad like you are.

>>34581186
I am not white. I have also fucked more than just Asians. I've fucked: Euro White, Canadian White, Bangladesh, Armenian, Italian, etc. I like the asian aesthetic, I don't "settle" for asians. Blacks are also subhuman.

I am tanned, but not brown.

>Colombian
>worried about dating a black chick

i got news for you amigo

>Sending notes
>in college
>Americans really are infants
>fat, fatty infants

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>>34578325
>Im Chad guize
>on R9K

Honestly this OP is a fucking loser.

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>>34578325
nice bait, queer, troll more