>Well Anon, I've had a lovely day with you. Are you going

>>34578777
>r-r-right?
Why are you stuttering?

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Does mommy count?

>>34578854
you didn't seriously think a normal girl would go out with you right? she's autistic

>tfw no thicc tittymonster jewess gf

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>>34578777
PLEASE DON'T WAKE ME UP BODY PLEASE DON'T WAKE ME UP I WANT TO SAVOR THIS TIME I'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE OF MY DREAMS

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>>34578895
I never thought of it that way. Thanks anon.

>>34578854
She's nervous because she's beginning to realise you're a loser

>>34578777
Nice trips and uh...I'm gonna need some sauce on that lady, anon.

>>34579036
>lady

you must be new here [/spoiler/]

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>>34579036
Emily Helen Barry. You can find her on instagram and shit.

I would marry a girl with this kind of body in a heartbeat. She'd probably blow up after marriage + kids but I'd try my best to keep her fit. Just imagine how THICCC she could get after she gains some baby fat. God, her tits and ass would get bigger, and you just have keep her from getting too fat.

>>34579134
>She'd probably blow up after marriage + kids
She probably wont have kids.
She is a raging liberal, I dont mean the type that would just vote but she is the crazy sjw type.

>>34579134
someone told me she shops her tits

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>kissing her at the end of the date rather than an hour after meeting at most

No wonder you're lonely.

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Why I oughtta, I'll show you!

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>>34579164
I meant a girl with a body like hers.

>>34579178
Still not going to stop me from fapping to them.

lmao if I ever was somehow going on a date I would have to check how kissing works on wikihow beforehand. Especially with when it's ok to go from normal kissing to biting and tongue kissing. Kill me.

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>>34578777
O-of course I have

How do I know when, do i ask grill if i can kiss her

>>34579486
Depending on how private your location is, you can generally do a tongue kiss straight after you do a normal kiss

>>34578908
what demon do i have to sacrifice children to get a qt T H I C C black haired jewess gf

>>34579486
kissing is is actually stupid easy to get good at, just dont do some wild shit like go for french right away or try to eat her face or use a ton of saliva. start off conservative and follow the womans lead until you get the hang, it takes like 10 seconds to become proficient at it.