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Fembots, could you love a guy that had another girls pussy juice smeared all over his face?
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>>34587693
im a cuckquean so yes
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>>34587693
Aslong as he has not has not just got done eating a girl out 5 seconds ago then it's fine.
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>>34587693
they all want Chad, no matter what he fucks before them
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any manlets in? do you think being short makes it harder to be successful in life? for example every time you see rich businessman it's 90% of the time tall, manly looking guy. where are short people?
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>>34587685
I'm 5'6" and I have a QT 8/10 5'9" GF who rides my 5" manlet cock
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>>34587685
5'6"
Yes, people take you less seriously. As you are much less naturally intimidating. This effects business, relationships, first impressions, etc. It's an easy thing to have pointed out by assholes, so it affects schooling and most combative social situation.
Most short people need to have a decent sense of humour (as a shield and a way to combat the easy slur of being ridiculed as being short), some short people are also aggressive douche bags (think crazy Irish red head guy)
You'll find short rich guys, it's just more common for rich men to be average 5'10 or taller.
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>>34587685
what do you mean by successful, money, job or just female affection?
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who would you rather be?
>genius scientist who changes the world and will be forever remembered in the history books
>but you spent most of your life working
or
>average guy who nobody will remember when you die
>had lots of free time for playing video and doing things you enjoy
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>>34587683
*playing video games
originalbloxblxoboxox
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>>34587683
First one without hesitation
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>>34587771
Something is coming soon.
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>Passed a test with the highest grade in the class
>felt like I can do anything
>ask onetis out
>"Um, no thank you."
>can hear her friends laughing
>one of friend said as I was walking away
>"Ew, I can't believe he ask you out."
>she replied "I know right, lol what a dumbass."
>all motivation and self-confidence gone
Fuck me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmA
>not knowing how to react
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>>34587652
Why would anyone ever think test scores had anything to do with one's ability to attract women? You're a troll.
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>>34587705
It's the feeling of being superior to others.
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ask a former robot/chad in disguise what its like to get with a 9/10 stacy
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ask me cunts.
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Pic of 9/10 stacy
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>>34587559
how big is your dong
any more than 5 inches and most of us have no chance
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was she a bitch?
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Any old robots here? Am I delusional in thinking the 80s were the greatest decade ever?
>music was actually good
>the movies were good
>you were in the minority for supporting gay marriage
>aids was seen as gods curse on fags
>/REAGAN/
>America was still like 80% white
>national pride
> I'd even dress fashionably if i got to wear 80s fashion
>mullets were accepted
>just the right balance between technology and not having life consumed by it
>good economy
>way easier to get a job with a liveable wage
>it was way easier for a non-chad to get laid
>way less pc bullshit
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>>34587537
80's were the best because America was still majority white and black culture didn't become the norms. Hell, America was fully against socialism.
Now America is 50% white at best and is fully embracing socialism and black culture is the norm.
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>>34587537
>tfw you will never be 80s Kurt Russell
Why even live?
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You realize Reagan fucked that all up and by the late 80's America's economy was in a serious recession and all the jobs were starting to be shipped overseas. Reagan also waged a relentless war against American workers (actually started by the Carter Administration), telling bosses that the government would not enforce the laws vis a vis hard won labor rights.
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>about to have myself committed
Guess this is bye for a while
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>>34587486
Committed to a life of buddhism?
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>>34587486
I hope she's a nice wife.
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I'll make sure to post stories of my adventure once I'm released!
>>34587509
A loony hospital
>>34587517
P-pls
>It's another "Anon's mother not so subtly implying that she's fine with him being gay and it's ok for him to come out" episodeI'm straight
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>>34587470
Your fascination with shemales suggest otherwise
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>straight
>only attracted to women 40+
>only have ever had married women attracted to me
>want to have a wife and kids
>young women are just turbo sluts that hate children
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>>34587477
fun fact, the word fascination literally means to distract someone's gaze with a phallus
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Why do I hate Filipinos so much? Why does that fucking country even exist?
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where are you from, op?
potatopoaster
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>>34587446
At least they're winning their war on drugs
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>>34587461
China for sho.
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I want to ask a girl over for movies on normiebook. What's a good message to send?
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Why do you have a picture of Lord Krishna saved on your computer?
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She's going to say no. She's probably going to see you as the creepy mouthbreather who invited her to her house immediately.
You need to ask her on a pseudo-date first outside and then build a rapport with her.
>inb4 you know her already
Doesn't matter. You still need to get to know her better because inviting someone to your house is an invitation to fuck now, which will make you seem like a creepy loser.
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>>34587444
Say "hey this might be a long shot but would you be interested in coming over and watching a movie with me"
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>relatively new at retail job a few years ago
>was being trained by this south african girl with the hugest ass you've ever seen, she had to go sideways through the displays not to knock them over
>thought we were getting along great, she told me all about what she way studying, asked me about what I was doing (also in college) and we even had a few laughs
>we had this diary thing at the counter where staff would write notes and shit about what needed to be done etc to the next day's staff
>next day see she had written after our day together "today was so boring, I miss you guys!"
>I pointed it out to one of the girls I had worked with a bit more, she was a bit immature and maybe lacked tact "yeah Arlette said you were boring and have zero social skills"
>try to keep temper under wraps, laugh it off
>at store close, autism rage is boiling over thinking about what she said and wrote
>take the book and write under her writing "have a pie, you'll feel better"
>next week she is in tears in the managers office because "anon called me fat"
>manager apparently wasn't that supportive so she stormed off and never returned
>I ended up working for the company for 3 years and was promoted
>what that fat bitch said still digs at me though because deep down I know it's true, even in situations where I think I'm getting along with someone, I'm probably boring them to death and they're looking around for when their friends with social skills will reappear and rescue them
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>>34587383
Why do you care? Honestly ..
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>getting so upset that a person you had just met that day wasn't ecstatic to be talking to you and wished she had company that she regularly had that 3 years later you're still ass mad
jesus christ op
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>>34587383
You were most likely being entirely acceptable, but she just wanted to play a nasty trick on the new guy.
They do that.
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>having a clearout under my bed
>Find comdoms i bought when i was in highschool
>Expired 2013
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>>34587200
>having a clearout under my bed
>toilet paper and jizz crust everywhere
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>looking through old family photos
>come across a picture of me in a kitchen from an old house, notice a blockbuster fridge magnet in the background
>recall a memory of going to blockbuster the same day the picture was taken
>magnet is still there
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>find pics of my mom's fittest time in Vegas
>she looks really happy, smiling wide in every photo
>since then she gambled all her money away and my brother and I grew up on social assistance
If a nice family adopted you when you were young, do you think you would have turned out normal?
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im scared to think about it god i hope not
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>>34587181
No,my horrible fetish was with em since I was like 4 and it had nothing to do with my family
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>>34587181
My family was perfectly good though
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>tfw store cashier recognizes you for buying booze alone almost every day and gives you a look of contempt towards you
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You have to have at least a few locations around you to alternate.
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>>34587159
Ask him why he can't afford booze every night then laugh at him.
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>>34587159
>tfw store cashier always gives me a cheeky wink for buying king sized rizla
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How do I stop masturbating to 2D?
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>wanting to masturbate to disgusting 3D
Get out
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>>34587155
this wtf
2d is much more superior
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>>34587155
That's the problem though, I can't get aroused by 3D anymore
What the fuck will I do if I decide to get an escort?