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>Mystery as Columbia graduate, 23, is found dead on Panama island three days after she went missing during a trip to the beach
>Catherine Johannet, of Scarsdale, New York, was found dead on hiking trail on Bastimentos Island Sunday afternoon
>Johannet was last seen alive Thursday morning when she left her hostel on Colon Island on her way to Red Frog Beach, never to return
>US Embassy in Panama City confirmed Johannet's passing but no cause of death was provided

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4197218/US-female-tourist-NY-dead-Panama-island.html
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>>34692596

good riddance to another roastie feminist slut. to whoever killed her: thank you, keep doing the lords work!
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>>34692596
Wonder how many dudes she boned in her life, probably 15+. Crazy to think about.

RIP Roastie
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>>34692875
what if it were 0, morgues not too far. you could be the first.

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Choose your test: high test or low test?
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>>34692542
>3D women

nice try cuck
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>>34692542
highestest test
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the answer is self evident

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H-how do I become a qt submissive trap anons I want to wear pretty dresses and I'm already fairly feminine-looking
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>>34692527
Dress like a woman.
Act like a woman.
Bend over regularly.
Take it in your ass.

I'm a straight guy but I'm quite sure my points might help.
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>>34692555
I'm a virgin but I actually want to do it and act slutty, seems like decent advice
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>>34692527
How do I get fags with zero self esteem to love and fuck and worship me while I insult them and make myself their only form of validation

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When you and your girl are cuddling on the sofa, covered with a blanket, watching a movie or something, feeling so warm and happy. Then you notice she's dozing off because she's making those cute sounds she always does when she sleeps. You hold her against you and start softly playing with her hair. You are so happy that you want to say "I love you" to her, but at that very moment you wake up
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>>34692463
I don't have dreams anymore
The last one I remember I was in some sort of pub or bar that was really dark. It reminded me of the one where all the batman villans hang out. Then some Confucius lookin ass guy came to my table and gave me some really pretty books with pretty green trim all over in square designs, and it had something to do with tea.
Then I was in a car driving away from it and I remembered I forgot the books and I felt really bad.
What could this mean?
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>>34692463
>cute sounds

ya mean farts?
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These things seem so stupid and insignificant, but to be honest this shit really hits home. it just reminds me how lonely and depressed I am. It just reminds me that all of the things you described can only happen in my dreams, but never in real life. I seriously want to kill myself.

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Anyone else just stopped sleeping altogether? I used to "get back lost sleep" the next day but now ever since I turned 22 I can't do it. It's like Monday: 3 hrs sleep (work in the morning)
Tues: 2 hrs sleep early class etc
I can't even take naps anymore what the fuck. My family tells me I look like pic related and am unattractive because of it. I just want to be able to sleep again.
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>>34692412
Your telling me they actually showed you this picture, and said you looked like that? Who the fuck goes out of their way to find a picture to show you what you look like?
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>>34692412
I'm starting to get worried about sleeping too much i've been sleeping 12 hours a day for 4 years now
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I wake up like every fucking hour I hate it so much

Who else here on the edge.

> 25
> 105k a year
> Data Scientist for Fortune 500 company
> Great relationship with my family
> Fun hobbies rock climbing, fishing, shooting

But its not all gravy

>Type I diabetes, girls hate it and i'll be dead early
> Still have acne
> Haven't had sex in four months
> Haven't kissed a girl in two months
> Haven't felt like I loved a girl in five years

Who else feels like they're life is at a point where it could either grow into something awesome or spiral into a depressing dark hole that you can't climb out of?
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My mom has Type 1 Diabetes, I feel for you man I know it sucks. She's on dialysis right now and it's such fucking bullshit because she's been health-conscious her whole life and she just has this shitty disease that doesn't care about what she does.
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>>34692382
Damn man, I'm sorry to hear that. I know it sounds lame but I'll pray for her. Life's got a tough end for all of us I guess, best we can hope for is to face it well.
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>>34692351
>25
>45k a year
>graphic designer for a company that is doubling in profit every year
>have gf

But it's not all gravy

>ADHD, Antisocial, Borderline, Narcissistic, Avoidant, Schizoid, and depression, all of which are getting worse month by month

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>fuck yeah buddy we are ready for this race war, let's go beat the crap out of some ni-
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heh heh, I love it when whites get destroyed.

normie scum.
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Literally looks like a pack of wild apes descending on two white guys.
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Unlike this webm, in western countries, whites outnumber blacks and whites tend to have legal firearms at higher rates than blacks.

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Why haven't you taken the social justice pill yet? The vast majority of violent criminals are male. The alt right directly caused the Quebec mosque shooting. 6 beautiful human beings would still be alive I'd goobergate never gave birth to what would become the alt right. Toxic masculinity is the #1 cause of death besides old age.
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>>34692251
men can be such pussies desu
>things don't go the way I want
>better kill everyone!
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>>34692285
that doesn't sound like being a pussy
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>>34692251
Why would I take a pill to become a literal/liberal retard?

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No cringe thread?

Post that cringe. Bonus points if it's libcucks or SJWs being full retards
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Nsnsksskdndbd
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>>34692247
Are the Patriots pro-Trump or something? What the fuck is their problem?

I don't follow handegg.
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Jdjsskskdnfbf

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>She will never do a livestream wearing a sling bikini on the beach, where she tittyfucks and licks a fat veiny black cock until he cums all over her cleavage and neck

what is she DOING
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being some rich fucker's trophy wife I think. that is the end goal of all women who use their looks to get ahead in life
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>>34692264
THIS!
She married some rich faggot.
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>>34692264
so why not marry some basketball player and then do OP related?

Who here has a job that makes more than 30k a yr with the most freedom?
Im about to quit my job and live in my car while I go back to school. 20 atm, will be 21 then. I have 12k saved up.
My plan is to put up my number at the church for handyman services ( you know repair fences, lights, plumbing for old people etc) and on the side buy any old dremel set and sell wood carvings.
I really fucking hate jobs that require me at given times. I just want to be able to chose when to work.
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>I speak and read German at maybe a 3rd grade level atm. Could probably get that up to 6-7 grade in a month or two
What do?
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Merchandisers for cola or liquor companies. You're pretty much on your own
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>>34692249
what does that entail? curious
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What is your
>job
>pay
> hours a week
>flexibility of job

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph580d3e7ace290

Why is it so hard for me to have sex? There's billions of vaginas, it's been done billions if not trillions of times, everyone is doing it except for me? What's wrong with me? Why can't I get laid.
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Its usually a combination of not being very physically attractive, not getting out much, and not trying.
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>>34692237
>not very physically atttractive
im a 5'1 manlet. i didn't choose to be this way

>not getting out much
went clubbing literally every week with normies during my 2nd year of uni. didn't help at all.

>not trying
i've been rejected by every race
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>>34692208
Sex is nothing you fucking idiot.

Having a girl who loves you is infinitely better.

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why aren't you watching the bachelor right now?
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>>34692175
Pathetic normie. Why would I be watching such shallow, Chad x Stacy shit? Why aren't you out drinking w/ your pals? How low of an IQ or mental age do you need to watch this shit? You're worse than the football normies. Unlike you, I have coding projects to write, and a backlog of documentaries to watch. I'm above you. Scum.
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>>34692244
its just chad pumping and dumping stacy, good stuff if u ask me, roasties get btfo every episode
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>>34692348
Never thought of it that way. I'm almost intrigued, but...I'm too busy. Enjoy~!

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WHY ARE BOYS SO FRIGGIN CUTE
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I dunno anon, are you cute
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>>34692173
Why can't I dominate anyone
Is there a correlation? I highly doubt it
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>>34692430
>Is there a correlation? I highly doubt it
to whhat?

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What the fuck am I supposed to say when a girl asks me what i did today?
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>>34692046
"You know, stuff. Yeah. What about you?"
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>>34692046
Tell her the truth
NOTHING
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>>34692046
Don't you just tell her the truth?
>Today in Physics lab, we boiled water!
Simple enough to get an "and...?", at which point you teach her about specific heat.

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