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>>39057474
Heart could be bad if you miss and hit a lung instead

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>>39057474
Where you going, anon?

I'm more of a head guy.

>>39057474
Heart for a more interesting moment of death.

Maybe. But I am also original fag and I have grandfather status on r9k get cucked anime nerd.

>I'm sorry but abortion is murder and murder is wrong.

>>39056504
cuz that opinion is fucking retarded

>>39054480
I have a job. I don't watch anime anymore. I'm not a manchild anymore.

>>39054480
i have a big dick and a good jaw line

So why job is to just provide for her?

What exactly is she doing for me?

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Good, put them in their place.

I love how the right wingers are such vocal victims yet currently have the higher body count.

Hopefully they meet redneck revolt and a shootout happens so we can actually witness a low level civil war soon.

Any girl anons that want a guy to listen to them jill off occasionally, ineednudes#8342

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I already fapped a lot today..

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>>39052688
there's no such thing as too much fapping though

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>tfw no school shooter gf (female)

>>39051597
I honestly want the next few shootings or mass murders to be from a muslim girl or something.

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>>39051597

Thats a high quality feel anon

Good taste

>>39049367
>What's your comeback?
im not a virgin though

What else can you do but ignore it? It's meant to derail the conversation.

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Run away crying.

if you're self aware about it being horoscope tier why even bother talking about, only ironic tfw brain to big INTJ memes are funny

>>39043863
>only ironic tfw brain to big INTJ memes are funny
thanks for lettin us know

>>39043671
>infp
>male
this has started to become really annoying

The old thread hasn't even hit bump limit yet. Why'd you post another one?
Also roll probably.

I tried hugging my brother but he just said op should fuck off to soc

>>39027440
Because its one post away from bumb limit

>>39064986
Not all robots have low IQs anon.

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>>39065003
Being conservative doesnt mean you have a low iq, fag.

>>39064986

You're not white u dumb shit. Fucking mutts

No. I just tell my parents I only fuck girls at the girls house.

>>39064233
"Hey anon, how come you never bring any girls home? are you gay or something haha!"

Better learn to shake hands so you can pay for more TOOTY-TOOT time, then.

>>39064153
>Anon, why don't you just get a nice twink bf

No one wants to have sex with me :(

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>>39064153
Because gay homo faggot queers are pickier than roasties. I would love to TOOTY-TOOT in some boipucc.

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Would I make a good twink?

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>>39064069
when is a piano key like a bowling alley?

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>>39064069
Venture deep = deep web?

>>39064069
i dont want to, just let me join your e-cult

>>39063807
I had some cute-ish ones but I live in US. Most teachers here are fat as fuck. Teaching is a lazy job

>>39063807
Had a super hot gym teacher, she was like 5'5'', fit and decent tits+ass. Then she got pregnant and her tits fuqing doubled in size.

>>39063910
Damn I would have loved to suck milk out of those bad boys

Sachie?????

Can I sniff your butt.

HSV-2.

Other than that, literally perfect for me.

>>39063756
>what's wrong with them?
She fell for the handsome and charming trick. It's going to be a harsh wake up call when she realizes I'm a worthless piece of shit.