>>42866477
>cows were invented by humans
>cows are machines
t.black science guy
Selective breeding is a kind of invention.
god i hate this stupid smug fuckhead. neil "12 lifetime publications" tyson needs to shut the fuck up already. he is a token black media personality.
How do I get this large?
>>42866380
Whhoooooooooooo boy!!!!!
hehe WOAH.
Not sure about that one broseph!!
Great thread though
>>42866380
I don't think YOU can
>>42866380
Could it be?
Large Michael P!?
Kek I love these threads
Do workouts like Insanity actually work? I'm fat as fuck and these fat person hate threads motivate me and I'm thinking of doing the insanity workout to start myself off.
>inb4 "read the sticky"
>>42866335
no they're a scam
>>42866335
>>inb4 "read the sticky"
Read the fucking sticky retard. You don't have to worry about making any gains, because judging by your character, you won't be making any anyhow.
They work if you take it slow as fuck and don't instantly try to 100% keep up with the people doing them. They also work if you find some way to stick to it.
It's a shitton of cardio so it can get you leaner, but since you're fat it will probably just get you injured if you're not careful.
Much easier to do a proper short hiit workout or just jog everyday.
Things you can say about/to a barbell, but not of/to your gf
You are cold
I like it when you are stiff like that
Looks good with 300 pounds on it
Never make fun of hairlets again, baldlets.
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/09/14/bald-attractive-dominant-study/
I guess I don't have an excuse not to roid now
i'll take my chances with hair
(have deformed scalp, but head looks normal with hair)
>>42866263
Oh, I get it. So they showed a bunch of mudsharking college girls pictures of bald black guys and they said they were the "most hot."
Bald heads only look okay on black guys.
>tfw lifting/ cardio is the only thing stopping you from slipping into a deep depression and most likely killing yourself
And it's barely even stopping me
>tfw I would just end it if it weren't for leg day
Join the club
ITT: things DYELs say
>you don't need weights to get big
>you can get as big as Arnold through push ups
>threads dyels post
>>42866159
t. DYEL
>>42866125
Not exactly what DYELS say, but circljerking of calistehnics.
also, saying that weightlifters have big egos
Hey /fit/
i've accepted the fact that my ugly in the face and no amount of weight lifting will change that. So now i only lift for strength. So /fit/' when did you realise you were ugly in my face
>>42866102
When I cut down from 30% bf to 10% and still had puffy ass cheeks and no jawline
>>42866102
>So /fit/' when did you realise you were ugly in my face
u wot
>stronger people are harder to kill
what did he mean by this?
>>42866072
wtf you on about kint
>>42866072
He meant "fucking manlets thinking they can beat my superior strength and height, hah. Hey wait ouch he fucking kicked me"
>>42866072
Rippletits BTFO
>See buff dude down the aisle at Whole Foods
>Get closer
>He's 4 feet tall
Why is this so common?
>>42865865
6'1 here. I understand manlets need to learn, but these cunts just seem salty
>>42865833
you put your feet through each one of the smaller closed loops (the ones bordered by the darker colored part of the bar) and then you grab the actual plates that you have attached to the poles on the end and you pull it up to your knees and then walk around by holding onto the plates and slowly waddling.
You can do Overhead Tricep Extensions and Hammer Curls with it.
>>42865850
this
>>42865855
you're the reason why fit is full of shit advice
>Normies look at me funny as i'm doing oly warmups
>start snatching their bench maxes
>watch them slow down their workout momentum and leave early
>>42865779
>Normie stares at me when I use the ass dryer in the gym locker room
>>42865779
they probably saw an autistic gym monkey staring at them and didnt want to get raped
>>42865779
>Normies look at me funny as i'm doing oly warmups
Chad here, they dont give a fuck they're just looking, and you shouldn't give a fuck about them either.
Do whatever the fuck you want in the gym, your life, curl in the squat rack.
>tfw cbf working out
I was sedentary all my life until I started lifting at 24 years old.
I'm 31 now, 7 years lifting now, and I can't get enough of it, it's a fucking addiction, I don't even feel like life is worth living without lifting weights now.
Not saying my mind-set is good at all, it's probably a horrible mindset to have to be honest.
>>42865575
Don't be such a lazy bitch. And if you want to be, get the fuck off this board it's for autists who ACTUALLY lift.
What workout should I do to even out? It's been over a year since I had a routine, and trying to get back into it. Also, at Uni so free gym but shit food. Give me my routine for the next 3 months.
Fuck "evening out" bro, winter is coming, bulk up with shit food.
do arms and eat lmao
Im following Steve Cook's big man on campus.
Do you guys sometimes eat just to keep your gains rather than the enjoyment of it?
If I'm going through my normal week I won't even make myself a plate not even warm up my food. I will just stand by the fridge and eat whatever I had prep for the week. If I roasted chicken I will just rip a big chunk off shove it in my mouth then grab a hand full of veggies and put that in my mouth and just start munching it till I can swallow it down. Do that a few more times till I think I reached my desired calories and then just grab a jug of water and drink that down till full
I know this feel