do you take such stuff?
what the fuck are this AMINO BOX / BCAA BOX
>they look like supplement doses :D
ITT we post satirical comments and our favourite examples of
>meatlogic
I'll start
>tfw so merciful I murder animals for no reason
>muh ancestors
>Dude soy won't affect my estrogen!
>dude stop eating meat and eggs! Dietary fats and cholesterol are bad!
>Dude muh Mickey Mouse morality regarding animals!
>Dude sugary fruits are great for you! Eat up!
>Dude fish is bad for you!
>7:00
>Only eaten ~1200kcal so far today and not much protein
>Out of nuts, meat and calorie dense food at home
>Not hungry
>Need to hit 2300kcal just to hit maintenance
>And they said cutting was hard
Okay /fit/ help me out, I'm going to head for fast food to see if I can cram some really calorie dense food into me, what's the cheapest, least filling most calorie and protein dense thing I can get at McDonald's, A&Ws or DQ.
2 mcdoubles, both with an extra slice of cheese and egg on each
large fries
milkshake
>>42865215
>A large milkshake
>2 burgers
>Large fries
No way I could ever finish that man
>>42865391
cmon senpai, I could gobble that up when I was a 120lb skellington
put your mind to it and take big bites
Well this can't be right Anon, is this your Creatine?
What's the point of living if you're just going to be a DYEL?
Pushing beyond the limits is in the genetic code of man.
I agree.
>>42865097
>What's the point of improving?
This is the same toxic mindset we complain about fat people having. There's no end goal, no maximum amount of fitness you can achieve. There are always more paths to explore, in aesthetics, endurance, strength, etc. No one man can possibly encompass everything; your goal is to constantly be improving yourself.
Is it bad to snack on jello once a day?
>>42865042
Just eat raw horse cartilage like a man.
>>42865042
No, it isn't, do what makes you feel good
>does steroids for decades
>gets completely legal for everything
>puts out vidio with doctor supervision
>dies 2 weeks later
what went wrong? thought steroids were safe?
>>42864950
Nobody has ever claimed steroids are safe
/thread
>>42864987
Steroids are safe when used correctly. No bodybuilder uses steroids correctly.
>>42864950
He did a bunch of weird shit before he died. He was trying to find "safer alternatives" to steroids and stuff and got a bunch of blood work done at shady doctor's offices. He also went on a retarded low-protein rice diet. He was obviously facing the facts that he was getting too old for that shit and wasn't gonna remain 21 forever. He was nearing 50 for fuck's sake and still taking dozens and dozens of drugs, eating a fuck ton, and lifting like a fucking animal. He was due to expire any day.
If i were to beat the monkey three times a day, every day, while wearing a weighted vest and wrist weights, how long would it take to achieve 19" arms?
>be at work
>run over to bank real quick to drop deposit
>there's a qt teller I've seen pretty consistently now
>she always calls me over to her window
>"hey anon how are you?"
>make small talk for a bit til she mentions
>"oh yeah I went to the gym yesterday my butt is SO sore"
>isthisworkplaceappropriate?
>tell her she could come by my work sometime
>"oh so you're gonna show me what's good and how to workout and stuff?"
>gives me the fuck me eyes
>y-you too
I feel retarded. She also has a co worker who I've seen once in a while. She always stares at me when I walk in like she wants to eat me.
Feels good.
>>42864502
Should've told her that deep tissue massage really helps with sore glutes and that you can show her some techniques
does a water fast really reset your elements, or is it just an outright meme spreading lies?
sure man whatever you say
>>42864076
What the fart so you mean by resetting elements
>>42864076
>Reset your elements.
Jesus Fuck, anon.
WHY YES!! I DID A WATER FAST THE OTHER DAY AND MY FIRE ELEMENT TOTALLY FELL INTO LINE WITH MY WATER AND EARTH ELEMENTS.
Theoretically speaking, what is the absolute heaviest a human being could become while not only remaining alive, but retaining a "high" level of consciousness?
>>42863854
Google "fatest person alive".
You are welcome
250lbs. After that your cognitive state starts declining quickly
Dunno but this guy looks pretty happy to me (except that he ded of course)
Tips for olympic weightlifting beginner recovering from snatch-related injury?
Currently running a 40g Fat/200g Carb/200g Protein diet, doing isolation movements this week until I can hit the gym in college next week.
Planning on giving Torokhtiy's 12 week program a go.
Anything in particular /fit/ would suggest?
>>42863833
>40g Fat/200g Carb/200g Protein diet
that's like 2000 calories?
Newish dude at my work reeks. Fucking REEKS. I have to work right next to him most of the day every fucking day, My workfu has brought up the smell issue right next to him and he blamed it on me when I was in the next room over and could hear everything.
There is no doubt that he doesn't shower or wear deodorant or both. He is mid 40s, married, several kids, fat, doesn't wear a belt, can see his asscrack all the time.
How do I put a stop to this? This could apply to any smelly fag at a gym or any place.
>Newish
>read that as Jewish
what have I become
>>42863775
Go complain to HR.
>>42863864
no HR
No goy!
You cant lose weight eating sandwitches and pasta in moderation, you need to spend shitloads of money on "special" food.
Everyone knows its "impossible" to lose weight while eating normally... You need special GF/lowcarb/vegan/paleo/keto etc....
>>42863740
don't forget to buy our protein powders to make sure you don't lose your gains while "cutting"
Go back to pol you cringy faggot
>>42864051
Screw ur uncle
> he counts calories
>>42863671
>He doesn't
There's literally no reason not to. If you want to have a structured diet calories are something you need to take into account, regardless of where you are
If you can't eyeball calories after about a year of counting there's something wrong with you.
This applies mostly to anything that isn't fried, ofc. Because that shit can wildly vary no matter where you get it from.
>he moans at least this loud