Things you can say about/to a barbell, but not of/to your gf

You are cold

I like it when you are stiff like that

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Looks good with 300 pounds on it

>>42866332
"i'm so glad you exist"

I like that you are heavy

you make me a better man

you're real

The heavier you are, the happier I am.

Lemme just whipe the vomit of the other guy off of you...then we can start

I would probably let you fuck my ass

Let's go another round

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>>42866360

>>42866363
this hit me hard, anon

I like holding you...even tho you are heavy af

I dont care many guys have touched you

I have cheated on you....with some dumbells...

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>>42866332
You bring me down but you can never keep me there

What we do together matters.

>>42866360
DELET

>>42866416
what he meant with this??

I love you

>>42866332
"I'm cumming"

>>42866332
Lightweight baby

>>42866332
I'll be done with you after a clean and jerk

>>42866332

Needs to be wiped down

>>42866332

No rules against dropping the bar

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>>42866404
>cuck detected

I lov-
>>42866670

GODDAMNIT!!

You make me click

I want to try anal.

Could you put on another 50 pounds?

>>42866332
You never cheat on me

>>42867155
You'll*

>>42866332
"Man I hope you're straight"

>>42866332
'hope my gf doesn't see me talking to you'

I have one in my room with me right now

>>42866332
barbell touches my chest when i bench press
>fuck spoto press

I recently had physical contact with one

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>>42866332
Let me rack you with the others.

>>42866360
Fuck…

>>42866332
I'm not ashamed to be seen with you

It doesn't annoy the shit out of me

>>42866332

the last guy got you all sweaty

>>42867900
You actually can say that to your gf :^)

>>42867912
jokes on you no woman would ever love me :^^)))

>>42867917
Nicely done!

I love you

>>42866332
Damn, it's loose

>>42866332
You need another 90 lbs on you

You're hurting my hands

>>42866332
>>42866332
>you make me a stronger person

>>42866332

> your history with other men does not bother me

I'm going to hang you on a rack in my basement

>>42866332
>Ahh yes~, deeper!~~